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Lana, to random
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Just in case you wondered who's the next target of the right wing hate machine after they get done banning trans people

Lana, to random
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Not even close.

orangelantern,

@Lana Poor thing is doing its best. It just happens to be dumb as a rock and in a position it's completely unqualified for. You know, like Google CEOs.

Lana, to random
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Sadly, the majority of men seem to believe that anything to the left of Actual Textbook Predator qualifies as "good".

Lana, to random
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Right wing comedy will always fail because it is incapable of understanding, or even acknowledging, any of the left's actual thoughts or ideas. As such, it consists entirely of (mostly) old angry white men telling other old angry white men a bunch of bigoted nonsense that they actually believe, and then gaslighting the rest of us that they told a joke.

Lana, to random
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So is the Bitcco)i||n on SALE SHOONP for $67k or for $ ⁶6,o0,°⁰ I'm confused

RogerBW,
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@Lana But where can I get a shopping trolley with a 90° twist in it like that?

Lana, to random
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I present to you the practicing flowchart.

Lana, to random
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Lana, to random
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1990 Internet: You gotta be a hacker to find anything on the web

2000 Internet: Literally all the information in the world accessible to everyone so easy a toddler could do it

2020 Internet: You gotta be a hacker to find anything on the web

Lana,
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aeveltstra,
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@Lana Do we get Google’s aicrap and ads when we use meta searchers like Ecosia or SearXNG?
https://www.ecosia.org/
https://searx.be/

Lana, to random
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Trans dinosaurs is literally the plot of the original Jurassic Park.

philip_cardella,
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@Lana from the people who brought you "when did RATM get political?" comes "NOW they've got trans dinosaurs in the movie whose big quote is 'nature will find a way'"!

WhyNotZoidberg,
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@philip_cardella @Lana oh a few of them even managed to do a detour and scream at the Fallout TV show for being "woke and political with forced diversity".

Luckily enough the Fallout subreddits laughed at them until they left. I mean we will kill each other over what game is best, but there are limits to what we put up with.

Lana, to random
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I'm starting a viral social media challenge it's called Pay Teachers What We're Fucking Worth [impossible]

Lana,
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@glitzersachen pay teachers what we're worth would be a good start

glitzersachen,

@Lana

Well, yes, I am not employing any teachers. But I got it: It's not a campaign, it's a challenge.

I bet those that pay teacher don't read Mastodon ...

Lana, to random
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CUSTOMERS: please don't print lies in the newspaper we sort of hate that.

NEWSPAPER: good news! we replaced half our staff with a machine that automatically prints lies in the newspaper.

trochee,
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@Lana

What the hell

journalists, y'all have one job

@dangillmor

Lana, to random
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If the first Alien movie was released today the right wing incels would hate it. A female cat lady over 30 in an unflattering jumpsuit beats the aliens while all the men die? Impossible. More woke Hollywood nonsense!

RogerBW,
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@Lana The thing I particularly like about it is the way she wants to follow the book while the captain wants to be a valiant space hero and therefore lets the landing party back in.
But "nobody listens to the woman, and they all die of it" is a good ongoing theme.

Lana, to random
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The first Matrix movie is historically speaking, closer in time to the fall of Saigon at the end of the Vietnam War than it is to today.

andymoose,
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@Lana that’s just mean.

billyjoebowers,
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@Lana

That can't be right, pretty sure it's just been a couple of years.

Lana, to random
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I mean whomst among us hasn't laundered a bunch of money to hush up an extramarital affair with a porn star, falsified federal documents to hide the money trail, lied about that to federal investigators and Congress, got caught lying, got indicted, tried to tamper with the jury, got caught doing that, committed more jury tampering, got caught doing that, got warned by a judge that if you did it again you'd go to jail, got your surrogates to instead commit jury tampering for you, got caught doing that, then committed jury tampering yet again a twelfth time on the social media platform that you own and specifically created because you got caught doing crimes on a different one.

Lana, to random
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I am 100% convinced people are just pretending to enjoy the flavor of mint.

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