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LeDiva

@LeDiva@lediva.masto.host

Professional geek, semi-professional performer, amateur human. Part cat, but allergic to them. NYC adjacent. 40-something. Married poly queer woman.

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LeDiva, to random
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LeDiva, to random
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You know what tomorrow is?

LeDiva, to random
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Earthquake? 🙀

LeDiva,
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https://m.emsc.eu/?id=1642877

Yup! 5.5 near North Plainfield, NJ.

LeDiva, to random
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So many of today's societal problems can be explained at least in part by telling people to do their own research, while not actually teaching people how research is actually done.

LeDiva, to random
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All woe(d) betide any who would dare bring outside food or drinks into this establishment!

LeDiva, to random
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Why would I see markedly different network performance between casting to a device from my phone (unwatchable levels of buffering) vs using the equivalent app directly on the same device (no issues)?

LeDiva,
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ivy, to random
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imagine the bliss of shitposting outside on a hardware keyboard :neocat_aww:​

RE: https://labyrinth.zone/objects/6537ae5a-c615-4ebe-a4a1-45d4119b26d7

LeDiva,
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@ivy @yassie_j
Bring back the Sidekick!

LeDiva,
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RickiTarr, to random
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I am high af and watching the Poor Things credits is like having a religious experience.

LeDiva,
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@RickiTarr
I just did this the other day and I highly recommend it!

LeDiva, to random
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I guess I'm no longer in my prime... until I hit 47 in a couple years. 😸

vantablack, to random
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it's so wonderful how this has all come together so beautifully and now i have a librem 5 😁

LeDiva,
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@vantablack Did you consider other phones like the Fairphone or Pinephone? I'm curious as to your decision process.

LeDiva,
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@vantablack
"This dropped in my lap" is a 100% valid strategy 😸

So how are you liking it so far?

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LeDiva,
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@Jyoti
If the city has to put a sign up outside your house, just take a damn shower already.

melissabeartrix, to random
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The first rule of the machinery club ... Don't leave the chuck key in the chuck !

Hugz & xXx

LeDiva,
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@melissabeartrix
How much key could a chuck key chuck if a chuck key could chuck key?

erincandescent, to random

"Mastercard is assigning a CIS engineer to our project, for which we'll need to do testing in the MTF environment"

The sheer density of acronym collisions between my personal and work lifes is too damn high

LeDiva,
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@erincandescent
Does "the MTF environment" require techs to put on protective cat ears & striped socks first?

LeDiva, to random
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Why are they re-remaking Battlestar Galactica?

They should just re-release the '00s reboot with upgraded FX, and the last ~20 minutes completely removed from the ending.

LeDiva, to random
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Remember folks, when people say a particular covid variant is "mild", that's "compared to death".

soatok, to random
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What people tell you computer security research is like:

Matrix
Hackerman.jpg
"I'm in"
"Fuck yeah" etc.

What it's really like:

https://soatok.blog/2023/01/21/how-you-respond-to-security-researchers-says-everything-about-you/#lastpass

LeDiva,
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@soatok This pop up fucking RULES 😹

ned, to random
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So I said, "What the entire fuck".

That implies the existence of fractional fucks. It's better to say, "what the absolute fuck".

That would imply the existence of positive and negative fucks.

How about "what the actual fuck"?

That depends if you'd consider the possibility of imaginary fucks.

One must therefore conclude fuckery is isomorphic with the complex field.

I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you all to leave the bar.

LeDiva,
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@ned @astroPug
I've occasionally dropped "what in the nautical fuck"

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This is a rare photo of a dominant wheelie bin that has attacked his enemy and the mating ritual ... The victor has won the ladies hand, Well garbage bin lid ... Giggles ... We normally don't see this mating ritual in daylight

Hugz & xXx

LeDiva,
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@melissabeartrix
She likes it in the can

Eddietg42, to 80s
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The comedy film "Clue was released in theatres today in 1985.

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LeDiva,
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My wife literally squeeed out loud when she found these Animal Crossing-esque Nintendo Switch controllers. 🐹🦊🐼

Close-up of the controllers, buttons, and knobs that are also quite adorable

LeDiva,
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@gedeonm
How many bells in debt is that gonna put me?

maxleibman, to random
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Me: B-E-A-N-S.

Boss: What?

Me: I don’t like being told what to do.

Boss: I said don’t SPILL the beans.

Me: I don’t like paying attention to details, either.

LeDiva,
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@maxleibman @the_etrain

Boss: "Your resume says you're detail-oriented!"

"I'm also queer-oriented, but I haven't had a date in months."

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