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Lifecoach5000

@Lifecoach5000@mastodon.social

Self certified bad life coach.

“All I wanna do is comment on #dogsofmastodon posts” - Sheryl Crow

4 stars. Go home and tell your mother you’re brilliant.

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#chess
#juggling
#dj
#electronicmusic
#housemusic
#chiptune
#dogdad
#retrogaming
#conversation
#glitchart
#8bit
#voip

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Lifecoach5000, to chess
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Is there a thing in where you get so used to looking at the board from your perspective that any other viewpoint just feels foreign and you can’t normally calculate like you would? How do you work on that?

Lifecoach5000, to random
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No pollo in the potty! 🤣

mauro, to music
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Apparently there's a new single out, available at midnight GMT (23rd).

I'm offficially hyped.

Lifecoach5000,
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@mauro oh wow!

inakisb, to chess Basque

1m+0s

https://lichess.org/W6YJIAg7

video/mp4

Lifecoach5000,
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@inakisb ohhhh nice there at the end!

Lifecoach5000, to random
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Bigfoot might have a small penis and maybe that’s why he’s in hiding. Let him love and live without judgement.

tylermumford, to chess
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My local club had a very special event today: a grandmaster came to play!

I got to shake hands and play a game with Kayden Troff, while he simultaneously played and beat five other local chess players. I had so much fun playing and talking with everyone there. Chess will always be one of my favorite games, especially when it brings people together like this.

Lifecoach5000,
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@tylermumford what a cool experience 🙌

BeAware, to random
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    Lifecoach5000,
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    @BeAware I don’t know what “pawoo” is but I am about to block that term completely now after clicking through some of your links.

    lorddimwit, to InitialD
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    Okay collective Fediverse Hive Mind, I need your help with a trivial bit of knowledge.

    There was a shoot ‘em up from the 80’s or 90’s that had the whole “Japanese shoot ‘em up of the 80’s and 90’s biomechanical” aesthetic.

    One of bosses was a classic shmup wall boss. It had a woman’s face in matte metal, until you deal enough damage at which point the mask breaks off and you see the body horror alien thing underneath.

    Was it R-Type? Some other shmup? It’s driving me crazy.

    Lifecoach5000,
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    @lorddimwit needs to be a hashtag here

    cs, to denton
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    Neighbors in appear to have had an unexpected water release.😢

    Water in gutter frozen, with brown leaves

    Lifecoach5000,
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    @cs yikes. I will be happy when we get to non freezing temps overnight.

    lightninhopkins, to random
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    Does exist out here?

    Lifecoach5000,
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    @lightninhopkins hey I love me some !

    golgaloth, to boardgames
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    Chess is an inferior game because it lacks a randomised opening position. Discuss.

    Lifecoach5000,
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    @golgaloth there’s always Chess 960 though! I love playing that actually since you can’t really memorize any opening theory.

    Lifecoach5000, to pizza
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    Poor JC can’t even get delivery

    Lifecoach5000, to random
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    Lifecoach5000, to random
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    “I always think of Insurance as a boy” - Peggy Hill

    Lifecoach5000, to random
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    Happy new years! Don't forget to send your uncle an envelope full of pubes through USPS as per the yearly tradition!

    Lifecoach5000, to pizza
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    Good dangit. Now I’m about to have to this frozen because reasons. Mostly less smoke.

    Lifecoach5000, to pizza
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    Time to thaw this frozen . Yes you read that right. It’s so expensive and fancy you have to thaw the mf

    Lifecoach5000, to random
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    IDGAF this still slaps and way better then the redux version with an official music video. I need to get back in the mix! #nudisco #futurefunk #electronicmusic #midtempo #dj #leyouth

    https://piped.video/watch?v=lte_gGuBu5I?si=ZZyG-9JJJCTbPfOd

    Lifecoach5000, (edited ) to random
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    According to my calculations, it costs about 25¢ in electricity to run a small space heater for 1 hour with my current rate.

    It also costs me about an extra 10 bucks a month to have my 20+ year old mini fridge plugged in.

    Lifecoach5000, to random
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    Currently screaming into the void. Hi void! 👋

    Eddietg42, to 80s
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    The comedy film "Clue was released in theatres today in 1985.

    image/jpeg

    Lifecoach5000,
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    @LeDiva @Eddietg42 according to lore she totally ad-libbed that line too. Just amazing.

    Lifecoach5000, to WFH
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    I got a raisable standing desk for my home office. Every time im standing at it, I feel the need to sing that dumb Elton John song 🎶 I’m Still Standing 🎵

    Lifecoach5000, to animals
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    CRU

    angiebaby, to vaporwave
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    (Loudness warning at the beginning!)

    Dante Mars Ajeto!
    "Party Prep" (2015)

    This is some classic . An Olympic soundbite merges into foot-stomping groove that sounds like it could have been the closing credits in an 80's teen rom-com. UK-based Dante Mars Ajeto's music is available at a name your own price from Business Casual's BandCamp page.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umKW6qN_hs8

    Lifecoach5000,
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    @angiebaby that’s a jammer right there!

    Lifecoach5000,
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    @angiebaby shameless self promotion mix of I did a few years ago you might be in to!

    https://mindheadspace.libsyn.com/mind-the-headspace-ep-71-life-coach

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