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Lifecoach5000

@Lifecoach5000@mastodon.social

Self certified bad life coach.

“All I wanna do is comment on #dogsofmastodon posts” - Sheryl Crow

4 stars. Go home and tell your mother you’re brilliant.

He/him

#chess
#juggling
#dj
#electronicmusic
#housemusic
#chiptune
#dogdad
#retrogaming
#conversation
#glitchart
#8bit
#voip

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pivic, to AphexTwin
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Aphex Twin has re-released some extremely hard-to-get merch, including this, the Windowlicker Umbrella: https://aphextwin.warp.net/merch/119344-aphex-twin-windowlicker-umbrella

If you've not seen the music video for that track, brace yourself; it is, fpr various reasons, not safe to watch at work or during a job interview: https://piped.video/watch?v=UBS4Gi1y_nc

Lifecoach5000,
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@pivic so tempting…

Lifecoach5000, to animals
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My dog didn’t appreciate this years latest xmas topper.

video/mp4

crow, to lemmy
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I was in the midst of composing what is certainly my longest reply ever to a post… so I guess you can blame me for my host, Lemmy.world being down. 🤷‍♂️

Lifecoach5000,
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@crow I think they’re back so you can start typing again

bilal, to USpolitics
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Biden won the last election by a razor-thin margin. Republicans will flood social media with ads about his complicity in genocide in the next election. Democratic voters will find it difficult to hold their nose and vote blue when they see pictures of dead babies. Unless Biden changes stance, we might be looking at the end of democracy in the US.

Lifecoach5000,
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@bilal what’s even the alternative then? Voting red tie would be supporting even more baby murders if we’re going by these stats….

multiverseofbadness, to Games
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Crazy Climber has been all but forgotten but was one of my favorite when I hit the (Malibu Grand Prix had all the best games when when I was young).

It's simple but addictive, and has some of the most hilarious audio cuts. "Go for it!" is an easy one to remember, but to this day I still say "oh noooo..." like the when something bad-but-not-too-bad happens in my daily trials and tribulations.

https://youtu.be/QJAEmOtLZHg?si=2eNTgEHWFmh3XeiJ

Lifecoach5000,
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@multiverseofbadness I never got to play this in the wild back in the day, but my local cade has a cocktail version of this. Solid game and love the 2 joystick controls - although it does take a bit of finesse to get used to.

Lifecoach5000, to random
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Wow. I had no idea about this. Good read!

From: @TexasObserver
https://texasobserver.social/@TexasObserver/111375587516775122

Lifecoach5000, to DFW
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Spiggitzfan, to Texas
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Another year, another vote

Lifecoach5000,
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@Spiggitzfan props for getting your civic duty on!

cs, to RSS
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Pretty sure that the @NPR is just a repost of the feed at https://feeds.npr.org/1001/rss.xml
Despite the gold check mark and the green link, this is not an active account maintained by . Everyone is certainly welcome to vent at bots, just just remember, they don't care what you think.

See https://press.coop/about

Lifecoach5000,
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@cs @NPR what does the gold checkmark mean?

onelson, to random
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Cooking Adventure Tonight

Lifecoach5000,
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@onelson nothing like a good CAT

hosford42, to random
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Last week, I brought my plants in because we had several freezing nights in a row. Today, it is supposed to hit the mid 80s.

Lifecoach5000,
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@hosford42 I’m not even mad about it although who knows what next week will hold

Lifecoach5000, to chess
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Wow. I’ve been playing the Polish against d4 and have no idea what I’m doing. Talk about luck

video/mp4

Lifecoach5000, to random
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The older I get, the mroe typos I seem to have and miss #oldtimer #typo #gettingolder

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Bad news: I forgot to put the recycling bins out this week.

Good news: It is perfectly legal to hand out empty bottles and cans to trick or treaters.

Lifecoach5000,
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@lowqualityfacts “Hey Billy! I’ll trade you my number 2 high-density polyethylene motor oil bottle for your number 5 polypropylene empty yogurt cup!”

hugo, to chess

Este final fue apoteósico... la lio al meter ahí al Rey.

ALT: partida de ajedrez donde el blanco lo tenía ganado y al final la lía y ganan negras.

Lifecoach5000,
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@hugo nice win! 🥇

laamaa, to random
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Lifecoach5000,
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@laamaa beautiful chill little tune!

Elleaster, to random
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Dad put a covid sign on our door for Halloween. Boo indeed. :sadness:

Lifecoach5000,
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@Elleaster spooky 👀

skinnylatte, to animals
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Sleepyhead

Lifecoach5000,
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@skinnylatte I can relate 🥱

AliceMarshall, to Guns
Lifecoach5000,
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@AliceMarshall good grief. Sounds like a disagreement that turned into a shootout. Can people not even keep their egos in check if there’s children around at least?

goto80, to random Swedish
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Do you like brexit? Acid? Check out this new video by PET.CORP. :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agKI2qmAENU

Lifecoach5000,
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@goto80 very clever! The updated redux we didn’t know we needed!

gmcgath, to reddit
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What I find most lacking on Mastodon is discussions of questions. If I post a question on some difficult issue, I might get a favorite or two, but rarely a thoughtful response. I've given up trying.

For all its faults, offers a high chance of getting an answer. After taking a break from it, I've started using it again, being more careful to avoid the toxic parts.

Lifecoach5000,
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@gmcgath yeah I personally just look at this place as talking into the void. I don’t post much but when I do, I accept that I probably won’t get any engagement- which is also fine. It’s whatever

simplenomad, to animals
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Starting to get cold (at least for here in Texas) earlier than ever, it’s still October at it will drop below freezing tonight and tomorrow night. Fortunately I have a working heating system, an ample supply of hot tea, and a warm dog that likes to sleep next to me.

Lifecoach5000,
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@simplenomad woke up in north today and my body wasn’t ready!

chesstraining, to chess Italian

October 29th - monthly update

Lichess Rapid 1367 (-28)
Lichess Classic 1692 (+17)
Lichess Puzzles 1964 (=)
Chess.com Rapid 969 (=)
Chess.com Tactics 2222 (=)
Chesstempo std 1492 (+75)
Chesstempo blitz 1378 (-1)







Lifecoach5000,
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@chesstraining we have similar stats. We should play sometime.

Lifecoach5000, to Halloween
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If I had a spooky set up at my place, I would totally have this track looped and playing in the background 👀

https://youtu.be/eH9JhfJVitw?si=NlYuIUR3iXFiwZ9O

jbzfn, to random
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「 Biden told reporters at the White House that he has "no notion that the Palestinians are telling the truth" about the number of people killed by Israel so far. "I'm sure innocents have been killed, and it’s the price of waging a war," he added 」

This is the you're supporting, no amount of contrition will exonerate you for campaigning and voting for .

If there's a Hell, I'm sure they'll reject you, just so you can suffer even more on Earth.

Lifecoach5000,
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@jbzfn I wish there were less evil, feasible choices.

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