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Lifecoach5000

@Lifecoach5000@mastodon.social

Self certified bad life coach.

“All I wanna do is comment on #dogsofmastodon posts” - Sheryl Crow

4 stars. Go home and tell your mother you’re brilliant.

He/him

#chess
#juggling
#dj
#electronicmusic
#housemusic
#chiptune
#dogdad
#retrogaming
#conversation
#glitchart
#8bit
#voip

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angiebaby, to random
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66 bundles
38,000 meals dropped
2.4 million starving

This is a cynical photo-op.

Lifecoach5000,
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@angiebaby supposedly it’s going to be the first of “many”. Whatever that number means I’m not sure.

Lifecoach5000, (edited ) to random
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Interview with Uncle Al from

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2024/feb/29/my-first-death-was-the-weirdest-ministrys-al-jourgensen-metals-great-survivor

bartesius, to Cat Italian
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𝚂𝚕𝚎𝚙𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚟𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚢.

Lifecoach5000,
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@bartesius dawwww that’s precious

Lifecoach5000, to random
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The latest episode of The Past Times had me in stitches with the weed robot story 🤣

“CAN I COME IN AND WEIGH THIS ON YOUR TABLE?”

Do yourself a favor and check out podcast if you haven’t. Episode here: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L2WHFHfpCZs

DarthAloha, to random
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It’s always time for a Silly Walk.

Lifecoach5000,
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@DarthAloha but I came here for an ARGUMENT!

Lifecoach5000, to random
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What’s the best you know? I expect nothing less than zero responses!

Lifecoach5000, to DFW
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Around? Is nothing gonna keep me down?

Benhm3, to random
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Watching ”Oppenheimer”

Some great 2ndary characters played. And even as excellent as they and the actors were, I really see the issue with casting big names. Similarly, the production design somehow makes me think of Avatar: famous, shiny, but somehow shallow or thin.

Lifecoach5000,
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@Benhm3 it was better than I expected and kept me engaged. What was the issue with casting big names?

bkoehn, to animals
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Betty the is recovering from knee surgery and is NOT getting the experience she expected from this donut.

Lifecoach5000,
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@bkoehn man. That look gets me like 🥺. I hope Betty has a speedy recovery!

Lifecoach5000, to animals
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The crew sending those snuggly vibes tonight

philbaker1, to nottheonion
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https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2024-election/trump-launches-sneaker-line-rcna139334

Lifecoach5000,
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@philbaker1 clownshoes. Literally 🤡

Lifecoach5000, (edited ) to random
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Oh man the RoboDoc documentary is everything I’ve ever wanted. I’m never seen a more detailed recording about the making of a movie - all the scene by scene breakdowns and side stories. Completely enthralling #robocop #robodoc #documentary

PanDaemonium, to animals
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Lifecoach5000,
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@PanDaemonium also could say “hey the flies like it ok? Plus I gotta let the peeps know I was here”

Lifecoach5000, to random
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Lifecoach5000,
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@Benhm3 with the most minimal dialog ever revolving around a single word. Masterful stuff!

Lifecoach5000, to random
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Me when I tell my mom I’m leaving for the day and looking for a job

mima, to mastodon

Why is an account named " Migration" talking about ​:seija_coffee:​

Like it's one thing to /renote toots about . It's another to use that account instead of your personal one to write about it. ​:ablobcateyeroll:​

RE: https://mastodon.online/users/mastodonmigration/statuses/111911208229614573

Lifecoach5000,
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@mima hmmm. Yeah I don’t care for that so much.

SrRochardBunson, to random

Them: What have you been up to?

Me:

Lifecoach5000,
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@SrRochardBunson @jaykass oh my. That’s quite hilarious.

irlusa_gera, to animals
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He’s recharging…

Lifecoach5000,
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@irlusa_gera looks relaxing honestly. I want a lunch nap in the sun

Lifecoach5000, to random
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I guess I have no one I can call right now ☹️

faraiwe, to fediBots
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The pushing propaganda.

No American worries about "warm water port". That is directly from russian doctrine (their obsession with obtaining ports in warmer waters, such as Mediterranean). We have toooooo many of them. russian doctrine and mil culture is filled with such references, exactly in that verbiage.

The bots are easy to identify

Lifecoach5000,
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@faraiwe so do you think that actual account is a bot? Or maybe just someone parroting bot talking points.

lorddimwit, to cooking
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Kids and I made homemade jerk chicken tenders with bourbon Buffalo sauce. It turned out pretty dang good.

Lifecoach5000,
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@lorddimwit baked in the oven?

Uniflame, to animals
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Boop the snoot!

Lifecoach5000,
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@Uniflame don’t gotta tell me twice! 🐶

base16, to animals
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Have been hugging an adorable girl the whole evening 💜

video/mp4

Lifecoach5000,
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@base16 majestic and magnificent

Lifecoach5000, to random
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Perfect for your son’s bar mitzvah or a social meet up at the local bingo hall!

https://on.soundcloud.com/euE9TYrZ5EbjUNof9

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