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NIH_LLAMAS

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Paste thief (alleged). My job is just Bitch. Will talk to your dog without looking at you.

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juddlegum, to random
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Trump is appearing at a @CNN town hall tomorrow night.

If he is not asked multiple questions about the jury's decision to hold him LIABLE FOR SEXUAL ASSAULT and THE NUMEROUS OTHER WOMEN WHO HAVE PUBLICLY ACCUSED HIM OF SEXUAL ASSAULT it will be a journalistic catastrophe

NIH_LLAMAS,
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@juddlegum Like "why did you refuse to testify, then go on the internet and lie about not being allowed to defend yourself?"

NIH_LLAMAS, to random
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  1. Take your thoughts & prayers and go fuck yourself.

  2. If that offends you, pray for me to stop saying "take your thoughts & prayers and go fuck yourself".

  3. Take your thoughts & prayers and go fuck yourself.

  4. Ask yourself why your thoughts & prayers didn't make me stop saying "take your thoughts & prayers and go fuck yourself".

  5. Repeat until you take your thoughts & prayers and go fuck yourself.

design_law, to random
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D9,407 - issued in 1876 for a design for a "Chandelier."

NIH_LLAMAS,
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@mattblaze @design_law I see a monkey in Persian robes playing cymbals.

dgar, to random
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Jeff, a semicolon, and an Oxford comma go to a bar.

They both had a great time.

NIH_LLAMAS,
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@dgar @auscandoc @MonarchMommy I don't get it.

mattblaze, to random
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@AbandonedAmerica I inadvertently blocked (and then unblocked) your instance, so you may need to follow me again if you still want to.

NIH_LLAMAS,
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@mattblaze @AbandonedAmerica @oclsc It turns out there's a whole actual controversy over whether or not Hitler liked an Austrian dish resembling egg salad. Some say it's a fabrication, but you might end up in jail for posting pictures of egg salads on the wrong day. What a world. https://www.newsweek.com/cop-sentenced-prison-posting-photo-hitlers-favorite-food-1583142?amp=1

shoq, to random
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Good morning. Doth the not-so-stealthy Bluesky plot thicken?

cc @davetroy @scafaria @davidslifka
https://www.forbes.com/sites/digital-assets/2023/05/04/jack-dorsey-donates-10-million-to-fund-bitcoin-development/

NIH_LLAMAS,
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@shoq @davetroy @scafaria @davidslifka Now that he fixed America with bitcoin, he's going to fix the :world the same way.

mattblaze, to random
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Total aside. I love that half the news stories about Jack Smith, the special counsel leading the federal investigation of Trump, use this photo of him. (Taken of him in his official garb at his day job prosecuting war crimes in The Hague.)

He looks FREAKING TERRIFYING. If he were coming after me, I’d run.

NIH_LLAMAS,
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@mattblaze He looks like a character from a scifi movie.

ct_bergstrom, (edited ) to random

Sadly, @arstechnica is embarrassing themselves with their innumeracy here.

The average time-to-failure of HDDs is not less than three years, and the study in question does not claim that they do.

So what went wrong....?

https://fediscience.org/@arstechnica@mastodon.social/110310597119922958 h/t @waldok

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@ct_bergstrom @waldok @arstechnica I've never even had a magnetic drive fail (lucky), and the drives I haven't chosen to destroy are as much as 10 years old.

ryanhoulihan, to random
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    NIH_LLAMAS,
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    @ryanhoulihan I want credit for coining "astroTERF" unless someone else already did.

    NIH_LLAMAS, to random
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    @ct_bergstrom @intelwire Don't worry, humans are very good at making sure software isn't horribly flawed and being careful not to do something like put hundreds of people in prison because The Machine can't be wrong.
    https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2023/may/02/post-office-horizon-scandal-inquiry

    GossiTheDog, to random
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    NIH_LLAMAS,
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    @GossiTheDog What about the ones where he trashes autistic people?

    dell, to random

    BREAKING: The pediatrics group suing to ban the abortion drug mifepristone has suffered a major breach. WIRED is reviewing 10K leaked files. The group promotes junk science & anti-trans views and has been labeled a hate group.

    https://www.wired.com/story/american-college-pediatricians-google-drive-leak/

    NIH_LLAMAS,
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    @dell I'll bet they're into crypto. Somebody do a search in there.

    juddlegum, to random
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    I don't have any problem with the event as long as @CNN appropriate challenges Trump and doesn't let him get away with lies

    We'll see...

    NIH_LLAMAS,
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    @juddlegum Send in Chris Wallace.

    NIH_LLAMAS, to random
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    In the first 3 years of the pandemic (which quacks, pundits, and headline-writers told you didn't affect kids):

    2,000 kids were killed by covid.

    186,000 kids were hospitalized by covid.

    A quarter million kids lost a parent or other care-giver to covid. Black & latino families were affected more often due to racist healthcare and work structures.

    More than 2/3 of kids under 12 have not received even a single vaccine dose.

    https://sciencebasedmedicine.org/children-and-covid-19-a-few-facts-and-figures-from-the-pandemics-first-three-years/

    ct_bergstrom, to random

    Ed Balls

    NIH_LLAMAS,
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    @ct_bergstrom first https://mastodon.social/@NIH_LLAMAS/110276563045795865

    NIH_LLAMAS,
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    @ct_bergstrom I scheduled it!

    ct_bergstrom, to random

    For the entire span of my life, people have tried to develop AI systems and anticipated a day when those systems can pass the Turing Test.

    Now that day has arrived, and no one seems to care about Turing Tests anymore. Why not?

    Is it that

    1. We're not actually there? It would take more than a few simple patches (google the answer to arithmetic questions!) on top of ChatGPT to pass a turing test?

    2. Arriving there makes it clear that the Turing Test never was the right metric?

    NIH_LLAMAS,
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    @ct_bergstrom I kinda thought it had long ago become more part of the amusing history of AI than a serious thing. It wouldn't prove anything.

    Regardless, maybe people are so acustomed to the concept of talking to machines as if they were people (in fiction and reality) that they don't really care so much if they can tell it's a machine. Robots are people, too, eh?

    thedextriarchy, to random

    When the gadget looks like a nightmare and costs $1000 you know you’re getting one of our team’s finest reviews out of it https://www.theverge.com/23698352/dyson-zone-review-headphones-wearables-air-purifier

    NIH_LLAMAS,
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    @thedextriarchy Is that the sort of thing that creates ozone?

    GossiTheDog, to random
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    NIH_LLAMAS,
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    @GossiTheDog @abuse_ch I have no idea how this works or why Twitter is involved. Can you give me the kid version?

    shoq, to random
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    Typical. I switch on @pbs news for like maybe the first time in a year, and who do I see in the first 30 seconds? Some useless Republican fake-scholar from Heritage Foundation opining about something Heritage knows less about than anything; foreign policy.

    I'm so sick of this shit. Our broadcast news media is a train wreck cosplaying as an airliner crash in the playground of a preschool.

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    @shoq @pbs They will never accept as disproven the theory that the main problem with Republicans is not having been given enough opportunities to lie about stuff.

    malwaretech, to random

    I ordered a banana milkshake and received a vanilla milkshake with a banana in it

    NIH_LLAMAS,
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    @malwaretech With the peal still on.

    molly0xfff, to internet
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    with bluesky using domains for usernames, the time has finally come for of us who've somewhat habitually collected bizarro domains over the years

    NIH_LLAMAS,
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    @molly0xfff Your business plan is interesting, but I am not ready to invest at the moment.

    shoq, to random
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    I don't mean to be a Gloomy Gus, and I am very much hoping BS proves to be total BS, but @anildash is not the only one with this reaction. I've now seen others like it from people equally informed. Despite Jack's mistakes, I never write off anyone with that much money and access to talent and resources. If he attracts substantial media, he can leapfrog right over the Mastodon position and the whole Fediverse will take a hit. I've never see harm come from not underestimating an adversary.

    NIH_LLAMAS,
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    @shoq @anildash I don't think Jack Dorsey deserves another chance at being involved in social media, even if he might be able to do it well. There are probably lots of competent people out there who didn't sell hundreds of millions of users to an absolute villain (and are sufficiently disgusted by that).

    lowqualityfacts, to random
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    Math is so interesting.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    NIH_LLAMAS,
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    @lowqualityfacts It also proves triangles are a bunch of squares. No wonder nobody likes them.

    lowqualityfacts, to random
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    Nice try Jimmy.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    NIH_LLAMAS,
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    @lowqualityfacts And yet today nobody would trust a peanut farmer who doesn't. Morality is nothing but fleeting volition.

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