molly0xfff,
@molly0xfff@hachyderm.io avatar

with bluesky using domains for usernames, the time has finally come for of us who've somewhat habitually collected bizarro domains over the years

molly0xfff,
@molly0xfff@hachyderm.io avatar

last year i discovered that law360.​com required a "professional email address" to sign up for free, which is how i came to be the proud owner of fartbag.​lol

My account Currently signed in as: toots@fartbag.lol Change My Password

hllizi,
@hllizi@hespere.de avatar

@molly0xfff gross but enchanting

hanscees,

@molly0xfff so you are the reason I had to register fartbag2.lol 😎

_lennart,
@_lennart@mastodon.social avatar

@molly0xfff I could offer you wtf.horse

thisguyisdavid,

@molly0xfff I love the redirect, and turns out my dogs really hate the sounds of whoopee cushions.

spacehobo,

@molly0xfff Does law three-sixty dot com send you mails with the salutation "Hiya, Toots!"?

furby,
@furby@towns.gay avatar

@molly0xfff I love what you've done when you navigate there

starbreaker,

@molly0xfff Nice. 👍

rpardee,
davichk,

@molly0xfff Genius.

darryl_ramm,
@darryl_ramm@hachyderm.io avatar

@molly0xfff Board members asked me to have a look at marketing at their company. I was noticing a few things that could do with some work, and hated how accessing everthing required "work email addresses". Folks in marketing defended that as "needed for security". I settled that by signing up to their stuff from some of the worst sewer-pit Russian and other email hosts. 🙂

jemsu,
@jemsu@norden.social avatar

@molly0xfff @toots would have been a killer handle on 2018 mastodon tbh. I can relate though, I had a micro instance at misanthropy.wang.

ukuku,
@ukuku@mstdn.social avatar

@molly0xfff wow, it just gets better.

miki,
@miki@dragonscave.space avatar

@molly0xfff Fun fact. Most of those services work perfectly well with local (think Polish/Turkish/Russian) email providers.

Nour,
@Nour@fosstodon.org avatar

@molly0xfff I have an omg.lol address and it rocks actually

FinnleyDolfin,

@molly0xfff LOL That's awesome.

Any chance of offering redirects to people?

qkslvrwolf,
@qkslvrwolf@mastodon.social avatar

@molly0xfff you're my hero

JetSm00th,
funnymonkey,
@funnymonkey@freeradical.zone avatar

@molly0xfff Professional AF.

NIH_LLAMAS,
@NIH_LLAMAS@mastodon.social avatar

@molly0xfff Your business plan is interesting, but I am not ready to invest at the moment.

jessamyn,
@jessamyn@glammr.us avatar

@molly0xfff Another great use for my masshole.us email address!

yohannon,
@yohannon@mastodon.social avatar

@molly0xfff ma’am I want to thank you for finding my barely hidden 12yo self who just made a sixty year old human snort out loud and want to sit next to you during lunch. Well played, indeed!

colin,
@colin@hoagie.fun avatar
OnlyException,

@molly0xfff sell whoopee couchens

drfancypantsesq,

@molly0xfff The paid subscription fees for Law360 are ridiculous, so hat’s off to you for this.

friedoxygen,

@molly0xfff I would pay good money for a fartbag.lol email address

alan,

@molly0xfff Slow clap.

AK,

@molly0xfff TOOTS 😂😂😱😱💀💀

carozas,

@molly0xfff I literally loled

SarahBreau,
@SarahBreau@mastodon.online avatar

@molly0xfff Please never change 💙

EFreethought,

@molly0xfff Will there be swag? A lot of people here in Austin, TX take reusable bags to the grocery store. I bet a bag with "fartbag" written on the side would get some attention.

TangoAndToys,
@TangoAndToys@sfba.social avatar

@molly0xfff Oh yah I remember that silliness.

Does that site still enforce that domain rule?

molly0xfff,
@molly0xfff@hachyderm.io avatar

@TangoAndToys as of August last year they do, haven't checked since

patrickhadfield,
@patrickhadfield@mastodon.scot avatar

@molly0xfff I get annoyed by places that don't let one take in "professional cameras".

I want to know how my camera is making money from my pictures when I'm not!

Frances_Coppola,
@Frances_Coppola@econtwitter.net avatar
librenews,
@librenews@mastodon.social avatar

@molly0xfff Might be time for me to use my brain.tattoo domain

Specialist_Being_677,
@Specialist_Being_677@hachyderm.io avatar

@molly0xfff this is not good for my impulse control. I had finally whittled down my list of domain names...

joeross,
@joeross@mastodon.social avatar

@molly0xfff Ah yes, that perennial guarantee of professionalism that is the corporate/law firm email address…

gsuberland,
@gsuberland@chaos.social avatar

@molly0xfff I am the equal-parts-proud-and-ashamed owner of fisting.horse for the same reason. the domain was the result of trying to come up with the worst possible thing to have on a business card (without being outright offensive)

gsuberland,
@gsuberland@chaos.social avatar

@molly0xfff and yes I did make the business cards.

femaven,

@gsuberland @molly0xfff iirc that’s how you check if a horse is pregnant

molly0xfff,
@molly0xfff@hachyderm.io avatar
melissabeartrix,
@melissabeartrix@aus.social avatar

@gsuberland @molly0xfff

oh my ... Blushing

I am a self confessed domain whore

Cantpeople.com.au {you need to say this in an Australian accent where the 'a' sounds like 'u'

Onlyflans.online

I get these strange and bizarre ideas and just have to get the domain name ... It's an addiction

Giggles

Hugz & xXx

molly0xfff,
@molly0xfff@hachyderm.io avatar

@melissabeartrix @gsuberland i would sign up for onlyflans

melissabeartrix,
@melissabeartrix@aus.social avatar

@molly0xfff @gsuberland

I better get baking ... Giggles

What's your favorite flan?

Thank you

dexitroboper,
@dexitroboper@aus.social avatar

@molly0xfff @melissabeartrix @gsuberland That’s a quiche interest.

gsuberland,
@gsuberland@chaos.social avatar
vitriolix,
@vitriolix@mastodon.social avatar

@molly0xfff when are you opening it up to public signups?

fooflington,

@molly0xfff any idea how they define such a thing? change.org do the same but in reverse… my personal email on my own domain isn't allowed to sign petitions as it's "not personal". They don't define that anywhere public and won't respond to me 🤷🏻

TheWebTech,

@molly0xfff
I am proud to have once worked with your level of genius lol. Well played.

nf3xn,
@nf3xn@mastodon.social avatar

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  • loke,
    @loke@functional.cafe avatar

    @nf3xn @molly0xfff That instance sure would be in good company. 🙂

    combatwombat,
    @combatwombat@hachyderm.io avatar

    @molly0xfff So you got the domain I had in mind for https://frt.rip, should’ve been faster 😃

    molly0xfff,
    @molly0xfff@hachyderm.io avatar

    @combatwombat can i redirect fartbag.lol there? 😁

    combatwombat,
    @combatwombat@hachyderm.io avatar

    @molly0xfff it would be an honor :)

    molly0xfff,
    @molly0xfff@hachyderm.io avatar

    @combatwombat done 😁 that's way better than what i had

    combatwombat,
    @combatwombat@hachyderm.io avatar

    @molly0xfff awesome. https times out, but is perhaps not necessary for this. btw, open DevTools for the secret fart piano ✨

    Brendanjones,
    @Brendanjones@fosstodon.org avatar

    @molly0xfff okay I’m curious - so many people seem to have random domains lying around. Aren’t you having to pay hosting fees for all of them?

    molly0xfff,
    @molly0xfff@hachyderm.io avatar

    @Brendanjones not hosting fees unless you're hosting something, but you do have to decide if you want to pay to renew them every so often

    bengo,
    @bengo@mastodon.social avatar

    @molly0xfff … mastodon and the social web also use domains in usernames? Why does bluesky have anything to do with this time finally coming?

    molly0xfff,
    @molly0xfff@hachyderm.io avatar

    @bengo my willingness to take two seconds to add a DNS record is much higher than my willingness to set up and maintain a Mastodon instance. but you're absolutely right

    bengo,
    @bengo@mastodon.social avatar

    @molly0xfff my understanding of the relevant DNS record is that to use it securely, it requires creating a cryptographic signature and keeping the corresponding private key safe.

    For me that costs more than taking two seconds.

    bengo,
    @bengo@mastodon.social avatar

    @molly0xfff I am endlessly fascinated by how people are more willing to do insecure things than secure things.

    If they had identical security properties but one takes two seconds and the other much more, sure, people should decide their will based on convenience, but that is not the case here.

    Also to interop with fediverse you don’t have to run mastodon per se. There are many other implementations and specs authored by neutral parties. I’m not sure that is true for bsky.

    monstermae,

    @molly0xfff I own "Icouldntmakethisstuffup" ... Seems fitting 🤣

    Fluzbug,

    @molly0xfff hrm this is very interesting and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter. But for now, I’m not falling for this barely disguised rouse to trick me into disclosing my odd ball domain names.

    molly0xfff,
    @molly0xfff@hachyderm.io avatar

    @Fluzbug curses

    OnlyException,

    @molly0xfff do you pay monthly for them or do you own them outright?

    molly0xfff,
    @molly0xfff@hachyderm.io avatar

    @OnlyException annually

    c0dec0dec0de,
    @c0dec0dec0de@hachyderm.io avatar
    emmah,

    @molly0xfff if there's any reason to sign up, it's this.

    godzero,
    @godzero@sfba.social avatar

    @molly0xfff
    Well played! 🤣

    kboyd,
    @kboyd@phpc.social avatar

    @molly0xfff finally, GreasySpork.com can live!

    typingloudly,

    @molly0xfff Signed up for Bluesky and finally found a use for the domain from my totally fake cybersecurity company, pingsguard.com.

    ganders2112,

    @molly0xfff I might have to trot out the @sweatyspice.com domain for that

    noam,
    @noam@beige.party avatar

    @molly0xfff Wait does this mean I've finally found a use for noam.horse after deciding I wasn't gonna actually run my own mastodon instance on it?

    cdlhamma,
    @cdlhamma@hachyderm.io avatar

    @molly0xfff why don't we have a .roflcopter tld 😬😂

    mubelotix,

    @molly0xfff Namecheap user, that's great

    luciano,
    @luciano@parens.social avatar

    @molly0xfff the cult of folks with undying respect for the milk.com guy

    ukuku,
    @ukuku@mstdn.social avatar

    @molly0xfff I am so jealous that you own fartbag.lol, lol

    petersibley,

    @molly0xfff finally my high hover annual bills could pay off.

    ssangervasi,

    @molly0xfff I never should have abandoned my boy

    molly0xfff,
    @molly0xfff@hachyderm.io avatar

    @ssangervasi huge loss

    beekir,

    @molly0xfff OMG PerceptionIlluminates.com

    It’s a vibe, not a currently working website. (Even if it was once featured in the developers section of MixCloud.com)

    ATellurian,

    @molly0xfff fartbag is a level of self awareness we should all strive.

    johnefrancis,
    @johnefrancis@mastodon.social avatar

    @molly0xfff invite me, I have musk.sucks

    molly0xfff,
    @molly0xfff@hachyderm.io avatar

    @johnefrancis i have no invite codes 😞 but that's a great get

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