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Shpleeurnck

@Shpleeurnck@mastodon.social

Propic says, "Guess I've got brain problems." From https://mastodon.social/@nedroid

I also play One Piece Treasure Cruise.

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MrLovenstein, to random
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getting poetic in the latest Eggs n' Ben

uncensored version HERE 👉 https://tinyview.com/eggs-n-ben/2024/05/13/on-a-winter-s-day

reading on Tinyview supports artists like me 🫂

Shpleeurnck,
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@MrLovenstein yes, but where is Eggs' left hand coming from in the last panel? 🧐

RickiTarr, to random
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You can also spank your wife with a SPURTLE!

https://youtu.be/dZTtVl7PZBY?si=ZHAXVN338wpzTMaM

Shpleeurnck,
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@RickiTarr my wife told me about this, and I thought it was just a fever dream she had. She absolutely loves this infomercial. 🤣

JimsPhotos, to nature
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A Redshank flying low across the lake today making its high pitch distinctive toots as it passes by.

Shpleeurnck,
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@JimsPhotos What is this redshank's mastodon handle?

qurlyjoe, to random
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Once you turn 21 you've unlocked all the age-restricted privileges you'll ever get. (In the US.) I think additional privileges should be added as you age. After 30 piracy is allowed. At 42 you get to shoplift. At 65 then drugs are legal, and after 80 you can murder – but only bad people.

Shpleeurnck,
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@qurlyjoe I believe this is also a Patton Oswalt bit.

RickiTarr, to random
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What is the most ridiculous question or complaint that you've had from a Customer/Client?

Shpleeurnck,
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@RickiTarr I have two:

  1. From a man at a gym "The new lights you installed are too bright, and women will be insecure about their bodies"
  2. A different man at the same gym "Can you separate the people who want to run and walk in the treadmills? The people who run are too loud."
RickiTarr, to random
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I'm watching Blue Beetle and Jaime is insane in Spanish. I love it.

Shpleeurnck,
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@RickiTarr I liked that movie more than I thought I would. I ugly cried at least once!

JonBaker, to random
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MUGGER: pulls knife Give me your wallet or I’ll fucking kill you

ME: …So you’re saying I won’t have to go into work anymore AND I’ll be able to catch up on sleep?

MUGGER: coming in for a hug Jesus christ, dude

Shpleeurnck,
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@JonBaker https://m.tapas.io/episode/400439?fbclid=IwAR26aTFpIfZvMVEppuuqmzVID5IAnWqjaK2dEGarfLc1PuCZiUwjv6QvSp8

RickiTarr, to random
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No one try to break into my brain and steal the Weird Al lyrics and my phone number from when I was 11.

Shpleeurnck,
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@RickiTarr I feel seen and offended

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