RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

You can also spank your wife with a SPURTLE!

https://youtu.be/dZTtVl7PZBY?si=ZHAXVN338wpzTMaM

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

If you want some sheer infomercial insanity, this one wins every time!

https://youtu.be/JkZPhJ-mKXE?si=ujYLPGfGgcH38WK8

thepoliticalcat,
@thepoliticalcat@mastodon.social avatar

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RickiTarr,
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Holberg,
@Holberg@mstdn.social avatar

@RickiTarr Okay. I'm not going to be a happy camper if someone who still talks loudly at me while offering hair of the dog says -- as I take it -- no, just kidding, it's a smoothie. The Magic Bullet people lost me with that bait and switch.

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@Holberg They had a real big smoothie party last night lol

Holberg,
@Holberg@mstdn.social avatar

@RickiTarr Hahahaha and I TOTALLY BELIEVE that lady gets loaded on smoothies.

Kierkegaanks,
@Kierkegaanks@beige.party avatar

@RickiTarr “Am I in hell?”

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@Kierkegaanks I like to imagine this was the morning after an orgy

Kierkegaanks,
@Kierkegaanks@beige.party avatar

@RickiTarr My question was prompted by the same vibe :)

nlpbot,
@nlpbot@mstdn.social avatar

@RickiTarr The best part is that this is the name of a very popular (and reliable) sex toy

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@nlpbot OMG lol

nlpbot,
@nlpbot@mstdn.social avatar

@RickiTarr replay it with that in your head

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@nlpbot On top of it lol

thylacoleo,
@thylacoleo@mas.to avatar

@nlpbot @RickiTarr

From the name and the thumbnail, without watching, I thought that's what it was. 😂

SailorDisco,
@SailorDisco@mastodon.social avatar

@nlpbot @RickiTarr That it looks like a very large vibrator is coincidence.

YakyuNightOwl,
@YakyuNightOwl@mastodon.world avatar

@RickiTarr "All these people woke up at our house with a hangover. Golly we sure had fun playing wink Parcheesi all night. We wouldn't have invited everyone for wink Parcheesi is we didn't have a hangover helper."

hot water tank takes hours to recover from washing all those sweaty players of innocent board games

YakyuNightOwl,
@YakyuNightOwl@mastodon.world avatar

@RickiTarr "All these people woke up at our house with a hangover. Golly we sure had fun playing wink Parcheesi all night. We wouldn't have invited everyone for wink Parcheesi if we didn't have a hangover helper."

hot water tank takes hours to recover from washing all those sweaty players of innocent board games

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@YakyuNightOwl Forever unclean! LOL

YakyuNightOwl,
@YakyuNightOwl@mastodon.world avatar

@RickiTarr "Everyone is coming over this weekend. Don't forget to dilute the Bronner's or we won't have any soap by Monday."

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@YakyuNightOwl And buy 20 magic bullet containers, so we can give everyone the breakfast of a lifetime

cobalt,
@cobalt@awscommunity.social avatar

@RickiTarr I kept hearing the one man’s name as Vermin and what’s up with Granny dangling the cigarette about to drop the ash? Yikes.

wilpercy,
@wilpercy@mstdn.social avatar

@RickiTarr Mind numbing. Where on earth did they find Hazel and her gravity defying ciggie?

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@wilpercy Truck Stop Waitress?

wilpercy,
@wilpercy@mstdn.social avatar

@RickiTarr She was totally at odds with the whole scene. Mystifying.

wilpercy,
@wilpercy@mstdn.social avatar

@RickiTarr And what’s with the lone Brit gushing about his Magic Bullet?

SailorDisco,
@SailorDisco@mastodon.social avatar

@RickiTarr I saw that on TV back in day! I wanted to change the channel but it wouldn’t let me. By the time Hazel showed up with a cigarette hanging off her mouth I was committed.

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@SailorDisco Right there's a whole secret story there you're trying to understand

patrickhadfield,
@patrickhadfield@mastodon.scot avatar

@RickiTarr mmmm! Chicken smoothie!

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@patrickhadfield I KNOW LOL

TLB73,
@TLB73@topspicy.social avatar
Shpleeurnck,
@Shpleeurnck@mastodon.social avatar

@RickiTarr my wife told me about this, and I thought it was just a fever dream she had. She absolutely loves this infomercial. 🤣

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@Shpleeurnck It's like this insane work of avant-garde theater

andreaslindholm,
@andreaslindholm@mastodon.nu avatar

@RickiTarr @Shpleeurnck The early Ionesco perhaps.

sbuzzard,
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ParadeGrotesque,
@ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

@RickiTarr

Oh, behave!

Where can I get one of these (ahem) 'Spurtle' pray tell?

For... Purely scientific reasons, of course.

Of course.

Sir_Osis_of_Liver,
@Sir_Osis_of_Liver@beige.party avatar

@RickiTarr

Those eyes. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Reminded me of this though:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BUDwj_mXKE

I cannot begin to tell you just how much I grew to hate TV commercials. I haven't had cable in years for this very reason.

RacerX,
@RacerX@mastodon.world avatar

@RickiTarr you speak with the authority of the spurtled!

mazigazi,
@mazigazi@dobbs.town avatar

@RickiTarr omg that’s the red copper pan lady! My kids saw that on a hotel tv once and are obsessed with her! Good to see she’s still out there hustling!

https://youtu.be/D9Hw1OoGQ8g?si=2KLDulklB9Et21JP

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@mazigazi Every day she's spurtling

steve,
@steve@social.dinn.ca avatar

@RickiTarr I don't mean to disparage the venerable infomercial, but this same set is available for $15.99 Canadian on Amazon :) And it even comes with a silicone brush.

https://a.co/d/c29mX65

Pagan_Animist,
@Pagan_Animist@beekeeping.ninja avatar

@RickiTarr

No, I’m not posting pictures.

I have a slotted utensil like that although mine is much prettier.

It’s not a spurtle, and those things aren’t spurtles either.

I have spurtles. They aren’t Amish.
Long, thin, wooden rod, Scottish in origin, used to stir oatmeal.
Sometimes has a thistle on top.
My son made both of mine.
He uses them.
They don’t make me think of sex toys, ouch!

There’s one in every crowd.
Hi! It’s me!

The whole commercial is hilarious.

bloodravenlib,
@bloodravenlib@mas.to avatar

@RickiTarr Slotted or smooth depends on how kinky you get in spanking the wife.

Oh gosh, I always found those infomercials highly amusing. This made me smile.

Kierkegaanks,
@Kierkegaanks@beige.party avatar

@RickiTarr buy stick! Get stick!

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@Kierkegaanks 4 sticks! And then 8 STICKS

glasspusher,
@glasspusher@beige.party avatar
RickiTarr,
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Jorsh,
@Jorsh@beige.party avatar

@RickiTarr

I'm not watching this video out of fear of ending up on some list somewhere.

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@Jorsh Weird Orgy List

Schnuckster,
@Schnuckster@beige.party avatar
TLB73,
@TLB73@topspicy.social avatar

@RickiTarr
LOL, I'll take your word on that (am still laughing at how hard they are selling that shitty blender)

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@TLB73 So much of it looks so bad lol

TLB73,
@TLB73@topspicy.social avatar

@RickiTarr
And where is that bloke's accent from, Delaware via Northampton? Weird, so weird.

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@TLB73 I think he's Australian

FlagrantError,
@FlagrantError@beige.party avatar

@RickiTarr The look my wife gave me when I suggested spurtle play would ignite a spurtle.

ThunderComplex,
@ThunderComplex@musicians.today avatar

@RickiTarr
Me: nah ads don't work on me
Also me: Frost AND slice a cake + scoop mayo with one utensil? Damn I kinda want one

nlpbot,
@nlpbot@mstdn.social avatar
RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@nlpbot @ThunderComplex YES, MR SHOW!

wilpercy,
@wilpercy@mstdn.social avatar

@RickiTarr cracked me up! She touts a single Swiss Army Spurtle in part because it will replace a draw-full of kitchen implements and assorted clutter. She then goes on to throw in a mini Spurtle, Spurtle tongs and lawn mower-Spurtle in the kind of bargain offer which will probably break the same drawer.

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@wilpercy Turns out one spurtle is never enough

billyjoebowers,
@billyjoebowers@mastodon.online avatar

@RickiTarr

I'm going to spurtle you until you can't sit down.

dr_a,
@dr_a@mastodon.social avatar

@RickiTarr only if I want to get stabbed with SPURTLE!

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@dr_a Depends on whether you have consent

voron,
@voron@mstdn.party avatar

@RickiTarr stop projecting

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@voron But that's my entire account!!!

voron,
@voron@mstdn.party avatar

@RickiTarr 😂😂😂 why do you think so many people follow you?
🤔
Um, well just because it’s projecting, doesn’t mean it doesn’t smack true for many 😉

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@voron Bahaha

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