Stephanie

@Stephanie@mastodon.social

I move rectangles around until they’re somehow coherent, so you can use them to navigate the web.

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marcel, to random
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Why is this person holding a plunger?

Stephanie,

@marcel and why are they holding it wrong (upside down)?

Gargron, to random
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Fucking Boeing

Stephanie,

@Gargron What did they do NOW?!

koehnlein, to CSS
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Question to all the "You must always use relative units like em or rem, but never absolute units like px" advocates out there:

In my eyes, this only makes sense if you don't set a base font size, but rely completely on the user's personal browser settings. Am I right or what am I getting wrong?

Stephanie,

@koehnlein Yep. If you use relative units you should set let the browser handle font sizing (i.e. set font-size: 100%; on the root element), to get all the benefits from using relative units.

That’ll translate to 16px per default in the evergreen browsers and will scale properly to whatever the user set if not default.

bastianallgeier, to random
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Sometimes marketing is all about waiting long enough for your audience to forget about the 80s and 90s.

I love how ALDI celebrates this brilliant new design that saves 40% of plastic by removing the plastic lid.

Stephanie,

@bastianallgeier 😂

Season 3 Friends Tv Show GIF by Friends

tanepiper, to random
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Oh no, why are you platforming a guy who has bad views on cloud architecture and white supremacy?

Stephanie,

@tanepiper Oh no, is it time for some hot take controversial blog posts about tech, again?

marcel, to random
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https://marcel.io/posts/of-funnels-and-filters

Stephanie,

@marcel That’s definitely one of my design pet peeves, whenever I see a funnel icon for some kind of filter functionality, I’m like “nope“.

bagder, to random
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"The issue was detected by our new AI-powered vulnerability scanner" ...

AAAAAAA

https://github.com/curl/curl/issues/12983

Stephanie,

@bagder LMAO

aardrian, to random
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So, are the fake-AI sessions anything other than felating LLMs and their corporate backers? I see every time slot has one.

Stephanie,

@aardrian axe-con? Thought as much when I read the schedule a while back, so it really is that bad, huh?

tanepiper, to random
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Like mIRC or Messenger ever did this for our generation...

Stephanie,

@tanepiper On the internet nobody knows you’re a child. 🙃

marcel, to random
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Day 5 without Apple Vision Pro. Reality goes on unaugmented. I'm not sure how much longer I can endure this.

Stephanie,

@marcel RIP to us non-US non-augmented folk who can’t just fly to the US of A to get one of these expensive goggle thingies.

BasicAppleGuy, to random
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Find the Mac Pro.

Stephanie,

@BasicAppleGuy Nice, found it next to a Dalek grater in the right bottomish area. 😂

simonbs, (edited ) to random
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Apple rejected Runestone for visionOS, stating that it does not include a button that allows users to restore previous purchases but…

Stephanie,

@simonbs Sometimes they seem like they just hit “reject“ without ever having opened and looked at the app.

simonbs, to random
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Damn, this review of Runestone stings. This person wants to make a free text editor so I “actually have to work for the money” 🥺

Stephanie,

@simonbs That was a
Lot of words to say that “I use a very expensive tablet/phone, but am too cheap to pay for an app”

tanepiper, to random
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As soon as this popped up when I tried to open Firefox I gave zero fucks it's nearly 11pm on a weekday - I went straight onto our security teams channel and told them how fucking stupid this is.

Stephanie,

@tanepiper So you can’t even install Firefox to... uh… test your website with it?

andy, to random
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> “Sorry, building websites is for us serious manly man engineers now who can do very difficult things like making the computers go beep boop.”

:chefs-kiss:

https://heather-buchel.com/blog/2023/10/why-your-web-design-sucks/

Stephanie,

@andy Missed opportunity to call them “mengineers”.

marcel, (edited ) to random
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Soonish!

Stephanie,

@marcel Soonish™️

Screens are looking good though, will have to take a look when it’s out. :D

andy, to random
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What new CSS stuff has arrived that you've thought “that looks cool, but I can't see it being overly useful in real world projects”?

Stephanie,

@andy CSS Nesting aside from pseudo-classes/elements.

tanepiper, to random
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Stuck on to watch and trying to explain the 2001 intro and realise this movie gonna bang

Stephanie,

@tanepiper First rule of Barbie: you don’t talk about (watching) the Barbie

tanepiper, to random
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LOL can't even log into the NS Website because someone deployed broken code

Stephanie,

@tanepiper QA? What’s that?!

tanepiper, to random
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Seems like a lot for a small fix...

Stephanie,

@tanepiper and it’ll still take 2 Apple update hours.

marcel, to random German
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Vielleicht habe ich um 15 Uhr einen Video-Besichtigungstermin für eine Wohnung in Schwerin.

Stephanie,

@marcel Glückwunsch, jetzt noch die Wohnungsübergabe und dann umziehen. 🙂
Wo geht‘s denn hin? Aus Berlin raus nehme ich an?

aardrian, to random
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Apparently they will let just anybody buy these.

Stephanie,

@aardrian Special feature: they’re more expensive than the non-pink one‘s?

andy, to random
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video alt: an article on the Manchester Evening News about simulating the Manchester Utd vs Nottingham Forest game. It’s impossible to read the content because between each paragraph is ad ad and there’s auto playing video everywhere.

A truly horrific experience

video/mp4

Stephanie,

@andy ssshhhh, Andy, don’t tell them or they’ll come for the apps too, then both are ruined with ads bd autoplaying and scrolling videos (that are just ads as well)!

simonbs, to random
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Is this design of App Store search results new in beta 7? I don’t recall search results showing rating, developer name, and category in previous betas.

Stephanie,

@simonbs It’s the same on iOS 16.6. Not entirely sure since when it‘s like that either.

tanepiper, to random
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git rebase fucking sucks.

Welcome to my TED talk.

Stephanie,

@tanepiper rebase is alright, when you do it enough you get the hang of it.

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