TJ1001

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Your weekly reminder…

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We here at the Labour Party are absolutely unwavering in very much a wavering way, like a wavy wave, that is wholly unwavering but at the same time in a very real sense wavering,in what we can assure you is utterly unwavering yet wavering. We hope this clears the matter up

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Oh no, what a loss to the nation. I’m not sure we can recover from this. Truly an economic genius &a powerhouse MP, who did err let me check, ahh yes Fuck all & then bankrupted Britain. All the tories who know they’re getting booted are standing down, funny that eh

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Breaking: Daily mail front page tomorrow. Meghan Markle gives King Charles cancer #KingCharles

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Will Whoever is putting these signs in the shops near me, please stop as it’s too funny watching the farage acolytes meltdown

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Look here, we at Tory H.Q. have told the nation of our plans for growth in this election year, we just forgot to mention it was growth for us and not you plebs - We pledge to plunder every last penny this year before you put us out on our arses

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Dr Iain Overton we salute you

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Breaking: confused Man mixes up his dress up photo op wardrobe and puts on Saturday’s ‘building site hard hat’ instead of Friday’s sea captain hat

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We here at the Tory party, would like to remind people, headlines can be misleading and this headlne in no way means Michael Gove isn’t a corrupt, amoral scumbags. Thank you

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You know how screwed we are when the right wing ‘think tanks’ turn against Brexit - for those of you who haven’t had the privilege, have a look at the IEA - the very embodiment of Brexit, and right wing free thinkers, they now think Brexit is crap ….. we are soooo screwed

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A mere 7.5 years after the Brexit vote, the tories hash out a half arsed deal they told us was oven ready from day one.

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Look here, you didn’t think we tories were going to pay for the tax cuts we’re giving you (and more importantly our rich chums) as an election bribe did you? Of course not, years of austerity have ruined local councils,decimated their budgets, so tax cuts make sense, but you will have to pay more overall obvs, we hope these helps

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I imagine Farage, Johnson and the Brexit voters will sign up today, you know given how much they love our nation and want to protect it’s sovereignty- not like us dirty little remainers, selling Britain down the river with our wishes for better security and prosperity. Private Farage 1st class twat

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@danjac don’t panic Mr Mainwaring!!!!

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I voted for Brexit because I’m anti-establishment. Just like these people, there just like me and you the people who bankrolled Brexit - one of us they are

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But at least we got blue passports and pints of wine eh. Any minute now those unrivalled, glorious trade deals and business opportunities that the Tories and Farage promised will kick in. #brexit #ToryLies #tory #tories #ToriesOut #toryscum #politics #ukpolitics #bbc #news #costofliving #EU #inflation #Sunak #nhs #rishisunak #SunakOut #Labour #immigration #labourparty #KeirStamer #Starmer #jeremyhunt

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Well Laura, I’m no expert like you, I mean you get paid to know these things, but I think it might have something to with the absolute fucking state of the nation, the total & utter shitshow of Johnson, truss ,may , Cameron, Brexit, rivers of shit, underfunded NHS, low wages,high rents,food banks, cost of living

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The daily mail sticking to what it knows - made up Tory propaganda, (the will of the people might involve less fuc**ng food banks in the real world), moaning about trolls slagging off tax dodging future king & ironically trolling his brother on the same page. Never say the mail don’t know their audience

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Breaking: head of royal family has a pain the arse in a change from being a …..

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God bless our fair for all democracy - I remember Saddam Hussein did the same thing. When I tell people the British are brainwashed from childhood to know their betters I’m laughed at

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@juergen_hubert I’d buy that Juergen - and if you want you can have our monarchs, we won’t even charge you !!

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Stop breathing so much you fu**ing peasants- we live in a world where children are dying from breathing in mould in homes their parents rent and at the same time slum landlord can kick anyone out without reason. What the fu*k is wrong with our nation

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Call me cynical

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Grandad why did the planet die? What did your generation do to try and stop it? ….. we made cocktails for our shareholders

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Tories promised Sunlit uplands !!! - Tories delivered actual shit filled rivers

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