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Tattooed_mummy

@Tattooed_mummy@wandering.shop

Cis gender.
Pronouns - she/her
Gen X in UK.
Union Steward.
Blocked threads.net (la la la I can't hear you)
#nosearch #nobot #nobridge why the fuck is everything opt out!

Disabled: I have Charcot-Marie-Tooth disease, it's a neuro thing, feel free to ask. 🥄

Permanently angry 😡

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Tattooed_mummy, to random
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I spent all morning doing a back breaking tough garden task. Mr TM arrived in the last 5 minutes to help me complete it, then said "there, that wasn't too hard"

He's under the patio if you need him.

Tattooed_mummy, to random
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BBC: Coronation: Public asked to swear allegiance to King Charles.

Just no.

I'll swear allegiance to John Mastodon instead
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-65435426

Tattooed_mummy,
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@beecycling orders a beefeater costume

xtaldave, to random
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"Rishi Sunak says he will keep using the English name Brecon Beacons, which the national park has dropped."

But that's not its name any more.

Should we keep calling the holder of the position of Prime Minister "Liz Truss"?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-65413209

Tattooed_mummy,
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@xtaldave he's such a twat

Tattooed_mummy, to random
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Police charge woman after 'sex act' outside Swindon Iceland.

Onlookers reported seeing two women allegedly undressing each other outside the town centre’s Iceland and performing sexual acts for 20 minutes.

"20 minutes" 👀

https://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/23480401.police-charge-woman-sex-act-outside-swindon-iceland/

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An gon lie I da only nigga who ain't got a glock tucked in dere pants. Fact in dis hood in reeeel life but I thinking a good opener to chapter 2 🤔
This book gon hard no cap!!!
No cuttin corners fr! Imma making this a real as I can .

Tattooed_mummy,
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@Jaden2 @DoubleTreble very! Hardly any guns, health care free at the point of delivery, very class conscious though! And different food, drinking alcohol from age 18 (or 16 with an adult in a restaurant with a meal)...

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Just thought some of you would like to see what the police think about being held accountable for their actions. They are prepared to fight against The George Floyd Justice in Policing Act. I hope that you are prepared to FIGHT FOR IT.

And remember - ACAB!

What the George Floyd Justice in Policing Act Means for Cops | National Police Association
https://nationalpolice.org/what-the-george-floyd-justice-in-policing-act-means-for-cops/

Tattooed_mummy,
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@doctorjaymarie ffs I'm furious from the first paragraph. What's a man's criminal history got to do with it? Cops are not supposed to kill people.

Tattooed_mummy, to random
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After a year here

Tattooed_mummy, to random
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3pm and silent....Nice

Tattooed_mummy,
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@AHelen yeah turned them off ages ago

Tattooed_mummy, to random
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Coffee, cinnamon bagel with cream cheese and chilli infused honey. Delicious

Tattooed_mummy, to music
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Free.mp3 (The Pirate Bay Song) Dubioza kolektiv

🎶Our music is for free
you can download .mp3
keep it playing on repeat
if you hate it - press delete

Click it, save it, seed it, share it, link it, stream it, we don’t pay
Click it, save it, seed it, share it, link it, stream it, Pirate Bay

We do file share like we don’t care
throw music industry in despair
It’s a little bit queer but have no fear,
let’s get connected - peer to peer🎶

https://dubiozakolektiv.bandcamp.com/track/free-mp3-the-pirate-bay-song

Tattooed_mummy, to random
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Lack of political CWs has led me to some muting. Sorry mastopeeps I love you, but I don't love constant doom and gloom. Especially when it's not even my country's doom and gloom

Tattooed_mummy, to random
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Everyone over 50 watching any viral "cooking hack"

confused face that's just... how you do the thing?

Tattooed_mummy, (edited ) to Dogs
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Pinned
I'm British, after 27 years working in the NHS I now work in health and social care regulation.
I have a husband (married 31 years!) , an adult daughter, and two . One dog is a twat.
I share odd stories you might have missed, and strange finds.
I swear. I hashtag.

Tattooed_mummy, to Dogs
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Tattooed_mummy, to random
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Buying online in 2022

Thanks for signing up to the website as a new customer!
Thanks for your order!
This is a receipt for your order.
Your order is being packed!
We have dispatched your order.
[mail company] have your order!
You should receive your order soon.
Your order is out for delivery.
Your order should be delivered by 5pm today.
You order has been left in a safe place.
Tell us how we did?
Please review the product!

Seriously stop emailing me for the love of God!

Tattooed_mummy, to random
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Tattooed_mummy, to mastodon
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You know what else is great about mastodon? if you unfollow someone you can put a little note in that private notes box on their profile page to remind yourself not to re follow them again later.

Tattooed_mummy, to TwitterMigration
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Hey ! Don't worry about how mastodon works. Just join and play. Don't worry about what 'instance' (server) you can swap later. Just come and chat. No algorithm, no suggested stuff, no ads, just us!

Toot = tweet
Boost = retweet
Star = star
Bookmark = bookmark

Added excitement, content warnings for scary shit and NSFW shit. Oh and image descriptions and the choice to hide images.

Tattooed_mummy, to random
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