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aldroid

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I like music, art, coding, dance, and combinations thereof. Capoeirista at TUCUM Edinburgh, demoscener in Slipstream. Logo by https://mastodon.social/@totetmatt

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The image came to me in a dream

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i have found the patron saint of remote code execution

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i keep pressing ctrl-b but i still can't control bees

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one for sorrow
two for joy
three for a girl
four for a boy
five to speak to an operator
zero to hear your options again

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the graph of cos(x) goes down, but then it goes back up again. you're never gonna keep it down. a function with this property is known as a chumbanumba

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ever wanted a "skip" button in a real world conversation? simply tap the other person on the forehead and they will end their current dialogue

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etymology shitposting, but kind of true. the word "jet" (as in to launch something outward rapidly) is from the old french word "jeter" which comes from the proto-indo-european base "ye-" meaning "to throw."

so anyway, the word "yeet"

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You could be watching us dance to cold storage live right now on https://twitch.tv/MountainBytes

Cold Storage playing live in front of colourful tic 80 effects

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We made a writeup of our Revision platform firstie for the Wii-U, AND released the source code http://www.slipstreamdemo.info/?p=137

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okay, so the 600 posts a day thing was a stupendously trash idea, but how about a social network that only updated once a day? you could create a new post at any time, but people wouldn't see it till the network refreshed. that way you could read it in the morning, compose some replies, and wouldn't get sucked in to the doomscroll

wait, that's the postal service. i've invented the postal service

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look, you've got to go and enjoy @h0ffman right now on https://www.twitch.tv/djh0ffman because he's playing tracks from ps1/n64 games and it slaps

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Nova party bytejam x shader jam x ZX SPECTRUM jam, with dj! I mean this is a world first!

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i'd swear i saw a toot recently about a new release of octamed, but i can't for the life of me find it - did i dream that?

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Purple is the disco smile of colour.

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And you may find yourself!

Trapped in the incomprehensible maze

And you may ask yourself!

Where is my head at?

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big love to all of you out there having ideas and making things, you remind me why anything matters

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me, listening to SIDs in 1987: surely this is the peak of computer music
me, listening to SIDs in 2023: yes

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i've never done a proximitor before, so thanks for the prompt (day 3 on https://tcc.lovebyte.party). thought it looks smart with this sine-based motion

video/mp4

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Roses are red
Violets are in bloom
Amore is when
A pizza hits the moon

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Will be streaming demos over on @FieldFX in a couple of hours. Excite!

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i am honoured that day 8 uses an effect i made up in a jam. it was a total freestyle- sometimes the path to creativity is to do a bunch of random stuff and see what sticks. give it a go here! https://tcc.lovebyte.party/day8/

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The universe is telling me to embrace the chaos and cut things I shouldn't

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Just found myself creating a Ko-Fi page to sell a papal indulgence, allowing journalists to give me $5 to use a headline with a question mark at the end.

I may need a lie down.

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@ianbetteridge it could so easily have been a paypal indulgence

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Headcanon vs Headcannon

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@recursive headcanon and headfugue

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[on the train to Zug]

me: [chanting] zug, zug-

Other passengers: zug, ZUG

Ticket inspector: [pounding her ticket machine]: ZUG, ZUG, ZUG!

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