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cmconseils

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International Social Media Consultant | French | Loves #Art, #Meme, #Photography, #Nature

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Not to be a drooling socialist cuck, but if a full day's work can't buy three square meals, 24-hour rent and utilities, a fraction of a month's clothing budget, and a reasonable portion to save for when you can no longer work comfortably, what the fuck are we doing shit for?

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:psyduck:

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I Talk about wanting a "Boyfriend"

But I don't even know what I'd do with one

Like what do you do just kiss him and then leave him alone in a corner

How often does it eat

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Do the Amish have a flexible approach to technology, where they can adopt new innovations every few centuries, or is their tech development permanently capped? Would they be able to invent the radio in the future?

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True

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My friend got a tattoo on his arm that says "comparison is the thief of joy" and I'm really debating getting the same tattoo on my arm but a little bit bigger

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Should've called Saul.

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I need this bar

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Movie scenes inspired by art :welp: 🖼️

1- Shutter Island - Klimt's Kiss

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  1. Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith (George Lucas) - The Fallen Angel (Alexandre Cabanel)
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hate when a job asks you to set "goals"

my only "goal" is to remain employed so that I can continue to pay for my living expenses while finding fulfillment in the areas of my life unrelated to a day job

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How many subscriptions do you have?

#Meme of the day :toot:

Gif of someone panicked with the text "CAPITALISM WHEN SOMETHING IS NOT SUBSCRIPTION BASED"

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@niavy @zaclys
Personally, I no longer subscribe to any film or series streaming site. There are plenty of free sites that offer all this content.

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@Neblib I only subscribe to Spotify for entertainment, I have plenty of other free options for movies and TV shows :thinkerguns:

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@niavy @zaclys
You have to use an adblocker but here are a few links:

https://sflix.is/home
https://uflix.cc/
https://huramovies.to/home

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@niavy @zaclys
They are all with subtitles, but they are mainly in english

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@niavy @Neblib
Nah i didn't know

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:psyduck:

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I don't want to date. I just want to magically end up in a long-term and emotionally-secure relationship with someone cute

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It's so embarrassing how many times l've finished watching a movie at home and think "oh man that was pretty good" then googling it to find out more just to see it's actually universally agreed to be the worst movie ever and has a 20% on rotten tomatoes

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Emojis are not what they look like

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