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davesdogmaggie

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“I've had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.” - Mark Twain

Windows sysadmin at the world's worst company. Okay, maybe just New Jersey's worst company.

Former IBM, former retail Director of IT, former Tier 3 at MSP, former other things.

Boy/Old boy

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GottaLaff, to legal
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🧵starts HERE.

REMEMBER: I can’t/won’t reply while live-posting. Please use NFL (Not For Laffy) so I can skip your reply, but NO hashtag on that. Thx.

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Tyler McBrien::

Necheles rises to renew Trump's objection to Daniels testifying about any "sexual details," which she says has no relevance and is prejudicial.
By details, Merchan asks, more than just "we had sex"? Yes, Necheles says.

davesdogmaggie,
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@GottaLaff

NFL

"I told very few people we actually had sex because I felt ashamed..."

A common refrain.

GottaLaff, to random
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😳😳A man set himself on fire in the designated protest area outside in New York, a witness says -NBC

davesdogmaggie,
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@GottaLaff

Very chill chyron, if true.

sundogplanets, to random
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Today in astrobiology I'm talking about ways that we have purposely tried to talk to aliens. Some great resources I'm going to share with my class:

All the greetings on Voyager's Golden Record: https://soundcloud.com/nasa/sets/golden-record-greetings-to-the

All the sounds: https://soundcloud.com/nasa/sets/golden-record-sounds-of

List of music: https://voyager.jpl.nasa.gov/golden-record/whats-on-the-record/music/

The Arecibo message: https://www.seti.org/seti-institute/project/details/arecibo-message

davesdogmaggie,
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davesdogmaggie, to random
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The people have spoken.

Here's a link to a lovely copy of the upcoming cinematic masterpiece, Stranger From Venus.

https://app.mediafire.com/e9po5d81mzr8j

davesdogmaggie, to random
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The actor who plays the brunette assistant played senior citizen Dottie in A League of Their Own… and also, this is her publicity photo and OH MY GOD!

davesdogmaggie, to Halloween
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I’m watching Interview With the Vampire for 31 Days of and I didn’t know this, but vamps, apparently, are very big on lip gloss.

davesdogmaggie, to random
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The irony is the survivors were eaten by regular sized alligators shortly after.

davesdogmaggie, to random
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He is already casting doubt on the election results. He did this before the 2016 election and the 2020 and this will go on until he and his acolytes are beaten into their graves.

https://www.democracydocket.com/opinion/when-trump-attacks-our-elections-we-will-have-no-excuse/

davesdogmaggie, to random
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Time for some wasp on nurse action.

davesdogmaggie, to random
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I love that he worked so hard on his grammar, then said "brung".

davesdogmaggie, to rainbow
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I swear I haven’t seen a in like the past 30 years. I’ve seen 6 or 7 since February this year.

davesdogmaggie, to random
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Learning that zombies eat brains because they can’t get Alleve might be the worst exposition since I learned that “the Force” is midichlorians.

davesdogmaggie, to Halloween
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Tonight, for the final time, 31 Days of and collide as we watch The Beast Must Die. Starting NOW.

davesdogmaggie, to mastodon
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I’m here for the pissing and the moaning about turning the clocks back toots, poetic waxing about your 1 year anniversary on , and some goddamn 1960s sci-fi.

Tonight at 9PM EST - Destroy All Monsters. Godzilla! Baby Godzilla! Rodan! Mothra! Monster Zero! And “she-aliens”!

davesdogmaggie, to random
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There’s smoke. On. The. Moon.

davesdogmaggie, to random
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Fun fact: Roger Corman has never seen an actual wasp.

davesdogmaggie, to random
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FACT: 85% of monster disasters are a direct result of capitalism.

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“Go on home, get a nice hot bath. Rest up... 15 minutes. Then get your asses back in gear.”

This quote from “All The President’s Men” goes out to all the I follow for their coverage of the and to @Nonilex and @GottaLaff for their play by play.

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If you’re ever feeling down, experiencing impostor syndrome, or just feel like giving up because you’re not good enough, remember… someone made tonight’s movie and you are WAY better than them.

davesdogmaggie, to random
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Please keep this in mind while watching tonight’s feature film.

davesdogmaggie, to random
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I lived in Japan in 1964 and have no recollection of any of this.

davesdogmaggie, to random
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My dude, you created something called the Oxygen Destroyer and NOW you’re growing a conscience?

davesdogmaggie, to legal
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Anyone who wants to stop trying to save the world via social media this weekend, I you.

davesdogmaggie, to random
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Is that Mads Mikkelson?

davesdogmaggie, to random
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Here you go... The Creature With The Atomic Brain, in all its splendor.

Pretty good copy. No ads.

Clickety click click click.

https://www.mediafire.com/folder/e9po5d81mzr8j/Videos

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