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dcoderlt, to random
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Oh right, today is Tiananmen Denial Day. Remember to report those dipshits, even if they are “only asking questions”.

dcoderlt, to random
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Give Microsoft a break. Who could have predicted that “Clippy knows which porn videos you watched yesterday” wouldn’t be very popular.

dcoderlt, to climate
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dcoderlt, to Windows11
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dcoderlt, to random
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Last boost:
I’m now thinking about analogies between consent pop-ups and this old bash quote about IRC file transfers:

<someone> accept cock
<someone> errr
<someone> accept, cock

dcoderlt,
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@nf3xn
There’s also a more obscure bash quote I will never forget, “I compressed my files using md5sum. Now how do I decompress them?”

nf3xn,
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@dcoderlt md5div 🤣

dcoderlt, to llm
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Petition to preface all output with:
“The stories and information generated by this tool are probabilistic works of word salad and input bias. Only a techbro would take anything produced here as fact.”

dcoderlt, to php
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Unpopular opinion:

Writing HTML through template engines like Twig is like writing C through preprocessor macros. It has its place, but it should not be glamorous or default.

“So my daughter tells me you write HTML by hand, like I used to”
“Yes, I write plugins that contain Twig templates that extend Twig templates in the theme we use, that extend Twig templates in the platform’s base package”
“You have exactly 10 {{ ‘second’|plural(10) }} to get the fuck out of my house”

dcoderlt, to random
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You just know that somebody started replaying Aria of Sorrow today.

dcoderlt, to random
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I’m very disappointed in you, nerds. A vulnerability in a tool called xz has been in the news for a week, and I have not seen a single xzibit shitpost.

selzero,
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@dcoderlt we put the Xzibit joke into the code with the vulnerability. Yo dawg.

dcoderlt, to random
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Randomly remembered how good this part of Control was. It still is. 🤘🏻

https://youtu.be/nudSXUMBEV4

dcoderlt, to random
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Given all the fuckups coming to light, I’m going to re-read Allan McDonald’s memoir of the Challenger disaster. You know, just to remind myself what competent oversight feels like.

dcoderlt, to random
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have you tried turning it off and then leaving it off

dcoderlt, to random
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Where’s the “Not now, not ever, don’t show me this noise ever again” option? 🤬

I don’t particularly care if you collect data about 25 test orders in this development environment, but since you’re being such a knob, I’m going to decline on principle.

dcoderlt, to random
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The customer keeps giving us the credentials in a link to a one-time pastebin. Our attempts to read it keep failing. Can you guess why?

JIRA visits the link in the client’s comment to draw a preview, and the pastebin burns the paste right after. 🤦🏼

dcoderlt,
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@nf3xn
Yeah… Mastodon has a classic thundering herd/Slashdot problem with each instance trying to create link previews. It has already crashed smaller sites, which I guess is a sign that Masto has made it to the big leagues 💪.

I also wonder why some of these secretbins don’t have an “ask user to confirm before showing them the secret” function, like 1ty.me does. Ah well. I’m sure they have rate limits or something else to prevent curl loops…

nf3xn,
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@dcoderlt I think it was my own web client since it was a DM rather than some public preview thing.

I don't think they have added a single feature to pastebin in over a decade, can't even imagine what their standups are like.

dcoderlt, to random
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