In 1968/69, two Conferences on the nascent topic of Software Engineering were held in Western Europe, organized by the NATO Science Committee.
These conferences produced, among other things, my favourite longform shitpost of the 20th century. You might also know it as Tom Simpson’s “Masterpiece Engineering”.
@srfirehorseart@dcoderlt The full quote is "The customer is always right in matters of taste", which is something else again. Leaving off that last bit has caused all sorts of headaches and misunderstandings.
Petition to preface all #LLM output with:
“The stories and information generated by this tool are probabilistic works of word salad and input bias. Only a techbro would take anything produced here as fact.”
Writing HTML through template engines like Twig is like writing C through preprocessor macros. It has its place, but it should not be glamorous or default.
“So my daughter tells me you write HTML by hand, like I used to”
“Yes, I write plugins that contain Twig templates that extend Twig templates in the theme we use, that extend Twig templates in the platform’s base package”
“You have exactly 10 {{ ‘second’|plural(10) }} to get the fuck out of my house”
I’m very disappointed in you, nerds. A vulnerability in a tool called xz has been in the news for a week, and I have not seen a single xzibit shitpost.
Given all the #Boeing fuckups coming to light, I’m going to re-read Allan McDonald’s memoir of the Challenger disaster. You know, just to remind myself what competent oversight feels like.
Where’s the “Not now, not ever, don’t show me this noise ever again” option? 🤬
I don’t particularly care if you collect data about 25 test orders in this development environment, but since you’re being such a knob, I’m going to decline on principle.
“I’m sure #Shopware had good reasons to implement $feature this way, I’ll see the light eventually”, I reassure myself while trying to adapt its 65th aspect to my requirements.
It’s not often that I find a framework that makes me want to go back to Magento 1, so congrats on finding a unique selling point, I guess.