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dgar

@dgar@aus.social

Real Name: Jon O’Hare
Stage Name: Dgar - pronounced “Jar”

#𝙵𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠 liberally
#𝙱𝚘𝚘𝚜𝚝 often
#𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎 the Fediverse

Thank you for dropping by, I’m so glad you could make it.

May be seen posting: stolen jokes, weird thoughts, original music.
I’ll usually try to make you laugh.
I may also send you in another direction.
This account is not one dimensional.

A favourite/like just means "Marked as read"

https://justmytoots.com/@dgar@aus.social

#Dgar #DgarMusic #DgarRadio #ToraTabby

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dgar,
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@ada 😂

dgar,
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@DannyStaley 😏

dgar,
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@ada 🤣

MaJ1, to random

So, I’ve only skimmed this, but it appears nature literally pissed us into existence!

Urea, wee wee to the uninitiated, was believed to be one of the basic molecules rocking about in the primordial soup!

Talk about the chicken & the egg, now its what came first the WC or the piss ?

https://mastodon.social/@proseandpassion/110628001307501115

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@MaJ1
The world is my toilet.

dgar, to random
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A towel gets wetter as it dries.

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@mrdalesmith 😆

dgar, to random
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I’m not saying it’s hot in here, but a couple of Hobbits just walked in and threw a ring.

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@fkamiah17 😅

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@MaJ1 Did you just now realise?

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@ErictheCerise @ADDiane 😊

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If the cows are asleep, it’s pasture bedtime.

dgar,
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@SecularJeffrey 😄

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@MaJ1
🤩🤷😴💤🛌

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@IzabelaKaramia 🤣

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@DavidGoldfield 😊

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@MaJ1
*imagines a brain at full power…

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@MaJ1 😱🫶🥹

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@MaJ1
Everything happens as you get older.

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Them: I got a job managing a bowling centre.

Me: Ten Pin?

Them: No, permanent.

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@liroso
❤️ Louise. 😊

dgar, to random
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If you get a message from me about canned meat, do not open it.

It’s spam.

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@MaJ1
I’ll have the Spam, Spam, Eggs, and Spam please.

dgar,
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@Heterokromia It’s all above knee.

WearsHats, to random
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This is an original song by my dear friend Elvie, whom you can find at https://twitch.tv/elvie

It contains swear words, but it's a beautiful song that stems from her struggles to overcome intrusive thoughts and other mental health challenges.

This is a simple acoustic scratch recording done at home, but...

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@WearsHats
The only known online playlist with every one of my recorded songs is here.
😆

https://on.soundcloud.com/MeFr9cXcBhBPwFR29

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@WearsHats
Absolutely! 😁
Which one do you think?
🧐☺️

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@WearsHats
No preference. I’m just really happy you thought of suggesting my music to them. Just been watching some of their stuff. Very talented. Let me know if he covers one of my tracks so I can pop in and check it out.

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People in the funeral industry actually have a wicked sense of humour.

dgar,
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@ignova 😆

dgar, to random
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Now listening to:
Any Other World
~ Mika

And I’m playing it loud!

https://youtu.be/CK5piBf3fJ0

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@roo_44
It’s all true.
☝️😊🤘

dgar, to random
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I used to work with a lady who would always take an interest in my music. She’d ask how our jam sessions went and if I’d recorded anything new. But, anytime I had something new, she’d listen to it through, and then tell me that it’s “not her kind of music”.
It always bemused me that she would take such an interest if she didn’t like what I was making.
I decided to write her a song that she would enjoy.
Music was being streamed at work all the time, so I knew what sort of songs she was into. Classic Rock. Australian Pub Rock in particular. She was a single mum in her 50’s, a strong, hard woman, an Aussie battler.
I wrote Proud Woman in a weekend, and recorded it at home. A mate I regularly jam with did the vocals and when it was done, I uploaded it and shared it with her when I got to work.

She liked it.
The experience taught me the value of an audience of one. The focus on writing a song for one person, with the aim that they - that person in particular - enjoys it, gave me a different perspective on the whole creative process.

Please enjoy my song:
Proud Woman
~ Dgar

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dgarmusic/proud-woman

Tidal: https://tidal.com/track/163799842

Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/au/album/proud-woman/1542239089?i=1542239091

YouTube: https://youtu.be/2yGj1KdjjkE

Deezer: https://deezer.page.link/ZTatG2qBi8eo8S1i8

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/2uQLrM0KUPUsE9v7QDLSsx

Thank you all so much for your follows and listens!💖
☝️😁🤘

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@roo_44 @MennoWolff
A Night At The Opera is one of my all time favourite albums. I’ll take it!
😊

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@dgar
Do you seriously just sit there shitposting all day? Because holy fuck that is a timeline. :ms_cat_joy:

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@Nuki
No one can deny.

To be fair, sometimes that shit is funny…

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