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dgar, (edited ) to random
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It’s Tora Tabby!!
#ToraTabby #CatsOfMastodon

dgar, to random
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dgar, to random
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Nothing ruins a Friday more than realizing it’s actually Wednesday.

WildEyedBoyFromFreecloud,
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@dgar Could be worse: yeah, I'm looking at you Monday!

dgar,
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@WildEyedBoyFromFreecloud
Yeah Monday! 😂

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corduroy,
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@dgar oh he’s so young in this photo!

Plumbert,
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@dgar If you want my chicken, and you think it's spicy....

dgar, to random
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One of my shoes is missing.

I have some sole searching to do.

Gorfram,
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@dgar @bikenut Folks, we have a winner.

dgar,
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@bikenut @Gorfram
The real joke is always in the comments.

dgar, to random
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Some people like floors.

I'm more of a ceiling fan.

Millhouse,
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@dgar Spinning endlessly in one place...

dgar,
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@Millhouse
“You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round
Like a record, baby, right 'round, 'round, 'round”

dgar, (edited ) to random
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With three and a half days left of voting in , don’t forget to vote for your 1 to 3 favourite entries, using the four-letter codes displayed next to them. Visit http://fedivision.party/vote for instructions and an example! Voting closes UTC 19.00 on Sunday 26 May 2024.

(Copied from @announce)

dgar, (edited ) to random
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Kierkegaanks,
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@dgar the cursed monkey paw of ai?

dgar,
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@Kierkegaanks the image is from 2015 or earlier.

dgar, to random
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Reviewing #Fedivision is daunting, an endeavour that’s taking days, but it’s really satisfying to listen carefully to each song and write something about it.

Over half way now…

https://aus.social/@dgar/112468030171124458

#fedivision2024

dgar, (edited )
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Check out Deborah Pickett’s (@futzle) #Fedivision review thread!

https://old.mermaid.town/@futzle/112471795213768759

dgar,
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Check out MOULE’s (@MOULE) review thread!

https://mastodon.moule.world/@MOULE/112468178022118641

dgar, to random
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Oranges roll easily, but don’t slide, due to pulp friction.

shanesemler,
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@dgar you are the worst.

dgar,
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@shanesemler it’s what I’m best at.

dgar, to random
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Woke up to a tap on the door.

The plumber thinks he’s funny.

dgar, to random
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Spell check.

Quality control for wizards.

dgar,
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@Kahte 🤗

dgar,
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@darthdzl 😂

dgar, to random
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I’ve written something for 21 songs so far. See my pinned thread. That’s about a third of them. Check them all out at https://fedivision.party/ and enjoy week. I’ll endeavour to write something for each of them, but right now it’s 2am so I’m going 💤

dgar, to random
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Them: Can you pick up milk?

Me: picks up two litre bottle Yeah, easy.

Them: I mean from the store.

Me: I’d imagine it weighs the same at the…

Them: GO GET SOME FUCKING MILK!

dragonfrog,
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@dgar
Can you get a bottle of milk from the store please? And if the avocados are ripe, get 4.

(returns from store with 4 bottles of milk) The avocados are ripe.

dgar,
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