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dgar, to random
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elala,
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@dgar
Have I won something?🤗

Webwasp,
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Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down!

dgar, to random
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A comb can be a great parting gift.

dgar, to random
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likes watching the sun come up before going to sleep.

dgar, (edited ) to music
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Looking to get into but don’t know where to start?

Not sure which song is right for you?

Here’s a handy guide to help you choose your special track!

Looking for a good pub rock song with rip-your-face-off guitars and sing-along chorus? Try the heavy-rock sounds of “Proud Woman”.
https://songwhip.com/dgar/proud-woman

Perhaps something more orchestral is to your liking? I offer you the instrumental “Icarus”.
https://songwhip.com/dgar/icarus

If you enjoy a little synth in your rock, there’s the Mastodon Monday favourite “It’s Always Monday On The Moon”.
https://songwhip.com/dgar/its-always-monday-on-the-moon

Maybe you’re in the mood for a good soppy love song? I’ve got you covered… in pure sop. Just me and a clean Fender Stratocaster with “Cilla”
https://soundcloud.com/dgarmusic/cilla

How about a dark emotional bass number with “Only the Music”?
https://songwhip.com/dgar/only-the-music

Or a poppin’ pop song might be what you’re craving. “Space Pop” even!
https://songwhip.com/dgar/space-pop

No? Ummm… oh! I know! Driving rock song! “Little Black Hatchback” with the synth solo and vroom vroom car sounds…
https://songwhip.com/dgar/littleblackhatchback

Still no? Okay then. Stoner rock!! You like that right? “Gettin’ Stoned”.
https://songwhip.com/dgar/gettinstoned

Rebellious grunge? There’s “Flat World” which has nothing to do with Flat Earth, in case anyone was thinking that.
https://songwhip.com/dgar/flat-world

Well okay, it does go a bit progressive-rock with “Splinter In The Minds Eye”.
https://soundcloud.com/dgarmusic/splinter-in-the-minds-eye

Greek Mythology? There’s a bit of that with “Daedalus”.
https://songwhip.com/dgar/daedalus

Okay, how about an angry angsty thrashy breakup song? “Anymore”
https://soundcloud.com/dgarmusic/anymore

Alright, I’m running out of songs here… surely I can find something for you… umm. The space-rock song that fails to answer that age old question of ‘what she said’ - “Airlock”
https://songwhip.com/dgar/airlock2024

My ‘Indie Musician Anthem’ with rock guitar, two-note guitar solo, and mosh-dance bass? “Digital Busker”
https://songwhip.com/dgar/digitalbusker

Here’s my last hope. This is “Stupid”.
https://songwhip.com/dgar/stupid2024

Well, there is one more. If you like punk rock songs about zombies, that is, but you’ll need to wait for Fedivision 2024 to start before you can listen to “All Zombies Go To Heaven”.

And if you didn’t like anything here, make sure you check out all the other contestants with their massive range of genres and styles of music. Check the hashtag for the latest updates!

dgar, (edited ) to random
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Less than 24hrs to go before Fedivision 2024 kicks off!!

So many amazing and talented artists submitting 72 Original songs written specially for Fedivision and we are less than 24 hours away from hearing those submissions and voting for your favourites!

Each entrant was asked to provide a fictional faction to represent in the Fedivision Song Contest. Each of these factions has a four-letter code associated with it which will be your voting code. For example, my fictional faction is Dizzy Corp. and the four letter code is DIZZ.

Everyone who holds a Fediverse account is eligible to vote for three contestants. A full list of Factions represented, along with their four-letter codes is in the thread below.

Voting will be handled by the Fedivision Vote Bot (@vote) and instructions for how to vote are outlined on the profile page of the Vote Bot.

Be sure to follow the and hashtags, and follow the Fedivision @announce channel for updates!

dgar, (edited )
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Here is a complete list of fictional factions (not artist or user names) represented at , numbered in alphabetical order, with their four-letter voting codes.

01 [ABLS] A Borderless Liminal Space
02 [AFLA] The offshore island of Aflands
03 [ANDO] The Andorian Empire
04 [ASYN] Asyndetia
05 [ATLA] Atlantis, The Last Planet
06 [BELT] The Belt
07 [BINK] Bi Negar Krudo
08 [BKTH] Broop Kidron Thirteen
09 [BLAH] Blahaj Cuddle Coalition
10 [CABA] The Cabaret Republic
11 [CANA] canaDad
12 [CBMC] CBM class moon of da meditating amiga beauties
13 [CEPH] Cepheus-Draco
14 [COBA] Cobaltia
15 [CONF] Land of Confusion
16 [COSM] The Independent Enclave of Croydon-Sur-Mer
17 [CYBE] Cyberpunks
18 [DEEP] Deeppurpland
19 [DEEZ] Sacred Municipality of Deez Nuts
20 [DIZZ] Dizzy Corp.
21 [EALN] The Eternal Alliance of Linfan and Nepeta
22 [EAPO] East Pole
23 [EATW] Earth-That-Was
24 [ELAN] Elandia Republic
25 [EMPW] Empire Waste
26 [FOSS] Free Republic of Fossia
27 [FVIA] Fediversia
28 [GNOM] Gnomeland
29 [HEJT] The Hidden Empire of Joshua Tree
30 [HNCC] Harsh Noise Conservation Commission, Wetlands Division
31 [INTK] The Introverted Kingdom
32 [IPGW] The Island Paradise of Gender Wiggles
33 [KAST] Constellation of Kasterborous
34 [KRIS] The Princessipality of Kristiania
35 [LAPU] Laputa
36 [LUCA] Lunar Cats
37 [MIRR] The Mirror Universe
38 [MORZ] Morzania
39 [MOUL] MOULE WORLD
40 [NBLT] The New Belt
41 [NEUT] Neutrosphere
42 [NNYO] New New York
43 [NOTH] The Island of Nothing
44 [NRCI] New Rage City
45 [OBTG] Obiektczesta Trylliorga Gromadów
46 [ODTH] Other Desert Towns & Hamlets
47 [OIMC] L'Ordre International des Musiciens Crasseux
48 [OSKY] The Overhanging Sky
49 [OSTF] The Other Side Of The Fence
50 [OWHM] Ostwurstheim
51 [PRNY] The Peoples' Republic of Central New York
52 [QAAR] Qaarg Taverns Plc.
53 [QDOM] The Queerdom
54 [RAIL] Lost Railroad Valley
55 [RBHN] Republic of Broken-Hearted Nerds
56 [RIGE] De Rigueurstralia
57 [RUGG] Rugged scrublands
58 [SELE] Selenites
59 [SHED] shedStudio
60 [SNOR] The Duchy of Snork
61 [TASS] The Anti-Stairs Syndicate
62 [TAUS] Die Tausend Lande
63 [TBSC] The Black Star Collective
64 [TCRE] The campaign for the reduction of entropy
65 [TDRC] The Democratic Republic of the Confluence
66 [THRO] Thronaria
67 [TPSB] The perpetually slightly bewildered
68 [UDIL] Universaldilettanten
69 [UFOP] United Federation of Planets
70 [WCFA] World Council of Federated Aspects
71 [WILI] witch lieu
72 [WSAN] Western Sandlandia

This list is unofficial and may contain errors. Check @announce for official details.

dgar,
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Here is the official URL for:
“How does voting for Fedivision work?”

https://fedivision.party/vote/

dgar, to random
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Due to brexit related supply issues and heavy budget cuts, funding for the royal portrait can only supply the artist with a single colour.

drakenblackknight,
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@dgar
Desi Lydic had a better one.

Workshopshed,
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@dgar yes, artisan charcoal from the timbers of an East India co slave ship, soaked in a Louis XIII cognac and made by crofters in a traditional peat clamp on the Isle of Eriskay and aged for 75 years in oak barrels in the basement of the Tower of London.

dgar, to random
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I was considering a mountain climbing trip in France, but I don't have a great Pyrenees anymore.

chestas,
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@dgar

'Allo 'allo, do you need some 'alp?

knightlie,
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@dgar I keep meaning to block this account, but, like a builder’s buttcrack, I just can’t stop looking. 😡

dgar, to ethelcain
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Some songs just don’t sound great through mobile phone speakers.

This is one of those songs.

Only the Music (Keeps me Alive)
~

https://songwhip.com/dgar/only-the-music

justdude,
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@dgar Intriguing song (on my headset ;) )

The text touches the heart as well as the deep sound

verbrecher,
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@dgar , amazing track. Liked it.

dgar, to ethelcain
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While you’re enjoying your weekend, remember:

It’s Always Monday On The Moon
~

https://songwhip.com/dgar/its-always-monday-on-the-moon

dgar, (edited ) to random
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Now listening to:
Starmus - Bridge From The Future
~ Jean-Michel Jarre

Live show at Incheba Bratislava, Slovakia on May 12, 2024 - with Brian May!!

https://www.youtube.com/live/GzjG95rB96Q

skyfire747,
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@dgar wohoooooooooooo love his music!
🤟🫶😊

mlazz,
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@dgar
Nice touch for Brian May to rip out the Largo theme from local-boy-done-good Antonin Dvorak's Symphony from the New World.
https://youtu.be/GzjG95rB96Q?t=3656

dgar, to random
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The envelope to the stamp said:

“Stick with me and we’ll go places!”

darthdzl,
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dgar,
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@darthdzl 😂

dgar, to random
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Don't be sad laundry.

Nobody's doing me either.

dgar, to random
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Submariners are under a lot of pressure.

msdropbear42,

@dgar That's one hull of an assertion to make.

dgar,
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dgar, to random
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Dizzy Corp. [DIZZ] is proud to be sponsoring* for and is pleased to announce that Dizzy Corp. is now listed on the voting platform.**

Dizzy Corp! Your Number One Choice in Heavy Lifters!

As you already know, Dizzy Corp are makers of the best selling Dizzy 6-0 Ray and the Award Winning Workhorse, The Dizzy 8-0 Ray!

“The Dizzy 8-0 Ray! Tough and Reliable, with Rover lifting power!”

Now available with Silent Landing function!!***

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** https://fedi.vision/@announce/posts/314228670566244120/

*** Silent Landing functionality is available at an additional cost.

pmonks,
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@dgar Not to be confused with Dgizzy Corp [DGIZZ], a reproductive health company.

dgar,
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mutters under their breath about how useless corporate advertising is… ugh, they didn’t even mention anything about the Zombie song I wrote for … or that can vote DIZZ when voting opens on Sunday to support the entry!
Useless I say, utterly useless!!

dgar, to random
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said the quiet thing out loud…

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