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dr_jo_mue

@dr_jo_mue@troet.cafe

Master of swordfighting, neurosurgeon, intensivist and last remaining independent hacker. Black belt in wokeraty. Anti guns, pro democracy. 1337-2p34k0r, Climate activist, Humanist, FM, Values but not Conservative

--getting sometimes asked why I put my title into the nickname: I used Twitter mostly to interact with colleagues and on scientific subjects. Now I am here and it became more microblogging and social media. Simple as that.

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Saltssaltgirl, to random
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Last week I noticed a bunch of students without winter gloves

Two days ago I gave my students winter gloves

Today one of those students came in with one glove

I asked him if something happened to the glove

He said he gave one glove to his younger brother so that each of them would have one

Tomorrow I will bring more gloves

dr_jo_mue,
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@Saltssaltgirl all You need is...

georgetakei, to random

I figure many owners feel this way.

dr_jo_mue,
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@georgetakei Tesla and Catholicism have some things in common. Besides the worshipful relationship it's that you start apologizing at some point when talking about it.

RickiTarr, to random
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I'm gonna be honest y'all, it's felt dark lately, and for good reason, LGBTQ+ rights in the balance, an election coming up, women struggling to get basic Healthcare, mass shootings, SCOTUS, the environment. The list goes on and on, and the media twists everything to sound even worse, or just straight up ignores actual news. But here's the thing, I know a lot of you, and the fact that you exist in the world gives me hope. You care about the future and you want good things, and so do I, and as long as that spark is there, we have hope. So, let's focus on some good today! Share a good headline, some positive news either on a larger scale or just something personal, a nice picture you took, a funny meme or video, whatever made you feel good or at least, gave you a smile. Let's share some joy!

dr_jo_mue,
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@RickiTarr but I love Morn with that wookie-like wig.

dr_jo_mue,
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@RickiTarr Starfleet doesn't pay in Latinum

RickiTarr, to random
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I kind of miss when Bond movies were completely ridiculous. There would be some woman named Iva Wetpussy, and she'd not wear bottoms the whole movie with no explanation. But we need to make this more inclusive, so there also needs to be a man named Colin Allbutts that wears chaps the whole time, and an Ace named Ima Notinterested, who actually gets all the work done.

dr_jo_mue,
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@RickiTarr I think the appetite for those movies is over all saturated. Leslie Nealson and Mike Meyers have made their parodies which don't really differ much from the early originals. And there is the original casino royal...

Haha Peter Sellers GIF

RickiTarr, to random
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Someone is waiting in the Fediverse to fight with you about some point in history at all times.

dr_jo_mue,
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@Sir_Osis_of_Liver @RickiTarr as long as Wagner is the Mozart of Beethoven, I'd take anything from you.

RickiTarr, to random
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That Novelty Cup you had to have on vacation, you'll never use it again.

dr_jo_mue,
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@RickiTarr they're great. Put them in the back of your cupboard to prevent your favourite china from being pushed to the back.

dr_jo_mue, to random German
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ein zum Auslesen von oder , inclusive IOT-Modul.

Mein Vater braucht ihn nicht mehr 😞
Bitte retooten

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skykiss, to Ukraine
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760 Days of Terrorist Attacks

The death count includes documented summary executions, of at least 75 civilians plus countless other others mown down by the terrorists in the atrocity.

These people were going about their daily lives, hunted down and executed in cold blood.

Terrifying images were captured, including disturbing videos of the killings - this cold blooded rampage will change the lives of thousands.This depraved act of terror, should have seen every single country in the world express support and sympathy.

The massacre I refer to is Bucha.

Bucha in .

And all the other towns & villages where murder and executions were carried out by invading russian terrorists.

In Bucha, over 458 bodies have been recovered from the town, including nine children under the age of 18 killed by weapons of war.

Not forgetting the hundreds & thousands buried in unmarked graves & disposed of in mobile crematoriums across Ukraine by the terrorists. These attrocities were and will be repeated over and over.

dr_jo_mue,
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@skykiss bucha was really horrific

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dr_jo_mue, to random German
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In der Narkoseeinleitung:
Patientin: "Aber ihr passt doch gut auf mich auf?"
Ich: "Klar! Ehrensache!"
Pfleger: "Sie glauben ja nicht wie schwer es heute ist, an neue Patienten zu kommen!"
Patientin: "Danke"

dr_jo_mue, to random German
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Laut meiner Tochter ist Flecktarn sehr praktisch weil sich Flecken so gut darauf tarnen können.

Sie hätte gerne ein Shirt in Kürbissuppe-Ketchup-Bratensoße und einen Schlafanzug in Kakao-Zahnpasta-Milchbrei.

Führt das jemand?

dr_jo_mue, to random German
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If you see these, you know your company doesn't care about IT workplaces and hasn't invested in it for about 15 years.

dr_jo_mue, to random German
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Habe nun, ach! Philosophie,
Juristerei und Medizin,
Und leider auch Theologie
Durchaus studiert, mit heißem Bemühn.

Und sehe, daß wir nichts wissen können!
Das will mir schier das Herz verbrennen.

Faust schließt sich dem Teufel an, da er Gott durch Wissenschaft nicht näher kommt.

Bereiten wir doch unsere Kinder darauf vor, dass es überhaupt nicht schlimm ist, wenn etwas noch unerforscht ist. Dass man keinen Großhexer-im-Himmel braucht um mit der Welt zurecht zu kommen.

dr_jo_mue, to random German
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Dancing on the volcano

dr_jo_mue, to random German
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Warum ich zuhause bin:

Es hat sich gezeigt, dass Zoster (Gürtelrose)-Ausbrüche und Demenz direkt korrelieren. Wer möchte schon doof(er) werden? (wenn vermeidbar)

Allerdings kommt es auch gern mal zu einer Immunreaktion auf latent eingenistete Herpesviren. -ICH SEH AUS... Mistviehcher!!!

Von daher: lasst Euch impfen. Neurogene Viren stecken voller Überraschungen und Zoster tut möderisch weh wenn er (echt) ausbricht.

dr_jo_mue, to random German
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Habe Freitag 30 Minuten den Ergüssen von Schwester S. zugehört. Zusammenfassung: Sie schafft keine Wärmepumpe an, weil sie die zu teuer findet. Im gleichen Jahr fliegt sie für 9.000 € in Urlaub (New York, Dubai, Vietnam) weil sie sich das verdient hat. Sie wird Fritz Blackrock wählen, weil sie das alles für Schwachsinn hält, und wenn der nicht liefert, dann die AFD.

Wir haben ein Informationsproblem zu lösen.

dr_jo_mue, to upcycling German
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Hallo Fediverse! Hat jemand eine alte USV von Dell übrig? Bei meiner ist gerade die Display-Einheit verreckt? Und dabei ist der Akku gerade frisch gemacht worden... Sie ist zwar via Konsole noch managebar aber ... Who knows.

Wer eine los werden möchte... BITTE MELDEN


dr_jo_mue, to random German
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Ich suche saatgutfeste Tomaten, grünes Zebra und schwarze Pflaume. Sind hier Saatgut-Sammler?

dr_jo_mue, to random German
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Hab eben ein Müllauto gesehen mit drei Mädels drauf. Willkommen im 21. JH

dr_jo_mue, to random German
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But flag-burning and Football-Shirt-burning still allowed? Tell me the difference!

dr_jo_mue, to random German
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Breaking News: Sahra Wagenknecht tritt aus BSW aus und gründet neue Partei namens ICH-ICH-ICH.

dr_jo_mue, to random German
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Gegen Versandkosten zu verschenken: ein Koffer für den den ich nicht mehr brauche.

Der Koffer ist tadellos, kein Inhalt.

Bitte melden.

dr_jo_mue, to random German
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Hakuna wasiwasi - no worries

Hakuna relates to the french "aucune" for "not any", but is totally unspeakable in Swahili.

Wasiwasi is what you get when you want to transcribe a word that contains a double R and an ending consonant into a language that doesn't know such. "Wari" would be the easy way, but the idea of the RR would be dropped and then... where's the plural?!? So: wasiwasi!

dr_jo_mue, to random German
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The better the Ukrainian army does, the friendlier China and India are towards the democratic west.

Are we really doing enough to support Ukraine?

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