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eribosot

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I remember damage. Then escape. Fan of #crows, #StarTrek and the #Japanese language, among many other things. Currently posting one frog species per day. If I keep this up, I should be done in about 20 years. My toots are searchable.

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phoenyx, to random German
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arnoldgerritsen, to random Dutch
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Ingezonden 😄

grivettcarnac, to Ottawa
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Gunna give myself some props here. I attempted focaccia today, well yesterday then it was in the fridge till today. Learned a few things and will make more but it’s pretty tasty if I say so myself. First time in my life I’ve ever made bread… gunna just keep trying new things

Rhodium103, to random
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air_hadoken, to random
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"I break up with friends by leaving them an anonymous gift. It gives me closure."

"You 'break up' with friends?"

"Yeah, usually it's due to years of neglect of our friendship, and shutting me out of their lives. You know what's completely not ironic though?"

"No what?"

"Not a single one has ever figured out who sent it to them."

cedesguin, to random French
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J'ai un ami pas francophone mais qui aimerait le devenir. Je le cite : "LA chèvre, LA feuille, LE chèvrefeuille. Vous faites ça rien que pour nous emmerder où il y a une motivation plus noble?"

SandraDeHaan, to random Dutch
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Nederland ligt niet op koers om de biodiversiteitsdoelen voor 2030 te halen. Dat toont een nieuw dashboard dat natuurkennisinstellingen vandaag lanceren. https://nos.nl/artikel/2521411-biodiversiteitsdoelen-niet-binnen-bereik-toont-nieuw-dashboard

In Heeze-Leende staat komende week het duurzaamheidsbeleid op de raadsagenda. Herstel vd biodiversiteit wordt door 't college vooral bij de natuur + bebouwde kom neergelegd. Terwijl er meer dan 4400 hectare boerenland is, dat nauwelijks wordt genoemd. Daar gaat GroenLinks wat van zeggen.

dgar, to random
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According to an online survey, there are no Amish people.

jef, to random
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OpenAI: At long last, we have created an AI voice that sounds like Scarlett Johansson, as described in her classic legal demand letter "Don't Create An AI Voice That Sounds Like Me Or I'll Sue"

smolwaffle, to random
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Yes

Mrfunkedude, to random
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It’s my birthday!

Gimme boosts?

nixCraft, to random
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The real guide to interpreting developer job ads 🤡 EDIT: I believe this is an old image from the bird site https://twitter.com/rundavidrun/status/689165491760316416

gsuberland, to random
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I need to start applying this philosophy to more things

stux, to random
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pikuma, to random
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The state in Brazil where I grew up is now under water. Everything I knew, the friends I had, the houses I lived, the animals I loved, the bridges I crossed, even the waterfall I used to hike by... all gone.

Everything you know, love, and work hard for can all crumble down in a matter of seconds.

It's been a tough week. 😔

Cachoeira da Mulada, Caxias do Sul.

KathyReid, to random
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In the most glorious "fuck you" I have seen in a while, you know the book that Cumberland City Council banned because they're homophobic bigots - Holly Duhig's "A focus on Same Sex Parents"? Well, the publisher, BookLife Publishing, have made a PDF version of the book available for free.

Sure be a shame if it was shared far and wide now, wouldn't it?

Every time you ban a book filled with hope and kindness, and care and love, we will resist.

https://www.booklifepublishing.co.uk/a-focus-on/same-sex-parents/

Twinkledp, to random Finnish
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Tämä on just se kuva, jonka minäkin valitsisin oman dungeon master-manuaalini kanteen. Eiku...

(Kuvakaappaus Amazonin kirjankannesta)

Heliograph, to random
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good morning from still in bed :ablobwave: ☺️

fkamiah17,
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@Heliograph Morning 👋 🥰

Turgon, to random German
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thejapantimes, to Japan
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Foreign Minister Yoko Kamikawa criticized recent remarks by U.S. officials that justified the August 1945 atomic bombings. https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2024/05/10/japan/kamikawa-us-atomic-bombing/

juergen_hubert, to Germany
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eribosot, (edited ) to random
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A group of 100 players are playing a game of chance. All players start with $100. All players play 500 turns of the game.

Each turn, a player must bet half of their money or, if they're down to their last dollar or less, all of their money.

During each turn, they have 51% chance of winning. If they win, they double their bet amount back; if they lose, they get nothing back.

After 500 rounds, how much money does the most successful player have?

gedeonm, to random
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artologica, to random
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Baby squeeeeeee

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ErikUden, to random
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salad

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