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evacide

@evacide@hachyderm.io

Director of Cybersecurity
@EFF
/ Co-founder of
@stopstalkerware
/ These are my opinions, not my employers’ / I did a TED talk once

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There is always a point, when I am writing a new talk, that I look over my slides and need to resist the urge to make it positively unhinged.

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@antivodonik When I am talking to an audience that largely agrees with me, sometimes an unhinged talk is fun. But this is not that kind of audience. I need to convince and inspire them to action and I will not be able to do it with 45 minutes of niche memes and wild gesticulation.

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I priced out a new sectional for my living room and holy shit the price of new furniture has gone up.

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@richard I will build a new couch out of books.

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@bouriquet This is not a cost-effective option given the particular thing I am looking for.

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It is now the time after my company-wide retreat when I come home and mentally review every single thing I said to my co-workers that was awkward or weird.

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Grappling with the realization that I might be done going to DEFCON.

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4/20 is the single worst day in San Francisco to try to do anything near Golden Gate Park, which is unfortunate because I have things to do near Golden Gate Park.

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You guys, I am going to a "space pirate royalty" themed wedding and I don't have an astonishing outfit. Please send help in the form of links.

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If you're the person who stole the package from my foyer, I hope you're enjoying Police and the Empire City: Race and the Origins of Modern Policing in New York.

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The flea markets at Saint Ouen in Paris are the most intense shopping experience known to man. I walked up some stairs in Marche Dauphine and told my friends, “I regret to inform you that this entire floor is vintage clothing. We may never leave this place.”

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When you are tired of giant flying French robot birds, you are tired of life.

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@jakemiller I have a sad photo of the model of the heron tree that will never be finished.

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@pluralistic You are bad and you should feel bad. Also, I have to go see the Minotaur in Toulouse now.

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I got a notification at the Bad Place informing me that they have reviewed my account and generously granted me Premium for free, along with a blue check.

I also haven't been able to log into the website on Firefox for about a month. So that's how things are going over there.

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@Trevorgoodchild Because I don't want someone else to take the account name and impersonate me.

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Odd Salon DECEPTION begins in just three hours!

If you can't make it to Public Works, check out the livestream here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UOFKurdYi4

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I have ended 1/3rd of all today's meetings by shouting "We're doomed!" and making jazz hands.

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    @lzg I have seen Google Docs used for harassment. It is no surprise that spam is next.

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    This is your regular reminder that "I did this thing 20 years ago" is not the same thing as "I have 20 years of experience." It's not even an indicator that you have any idea of how things are done now.

    evacide,
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    @carlmalamud Watching my tech peers from the 90's-early 2000's become Old Man Yells At Cloud makes me sad.

    evacide, to random
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    I have experimented with privacy/security advice chatbots and I have discovered that the part of my expertise I absolutely cannot replicate is figuring out what the person I'm talking to isn't telling me.

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    My co-worker has proposed an AI chatbot that answers every legal question with a long sigh and "it depends..."

    This chatbot could also be used for digital privacy and security advice.

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    @djg Yes. We are going to be so rich.

    evacide, to random
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    I was on the beach and my friend said "I want to have your abs but I don't want to have to do your gym routine" and it is the realest compliment I have ever received.

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    @evan Silks and rope, mostly.

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