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evacide

@evacide@hachyderm.io

Director of Cybersecurity
@EFF
/ Co-founder of
@stopstalkerware
/ These are my opinions, not my employers’ / I did a TED talk once

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I'm just a security researcher, standing in front of a journalist, asking them not to delete the file with the malicious attachment before calling me.

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Why yes, I am absolutely wearing this cut-off tshirt with an image of Artemisia Gentileschi’s Judith Beheading Holofrenes that says “Girl Dinner” to the talk I am giving this afternoon about tech-enabled abuse.

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Everything about Durov's statement is so profoundly dishonest that I feel like engaging in a point-by-point debunking is a waste of time. If most of the messages on your platform are not end-to-end encrypted AT ALL, it is less private and secure than platforms whose messages are all e2e by default.

https://t.me/durov/274

evacide,
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@fifilamoura I absolutely do not care whether or not he is a Russian agent. I only care that the platform he runs is objectively neither private nor secure by default and he is trying to convince people to use it instead of a platform that is much more private and secure by default.

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This is your regular reminder that most communications on Telegram are not end-to-end encrypted. Channels and groups are never end-to-end encrypted and 1-on-1 messages are only end-to-end when explicitly enabled.

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I see that today on the internet people are discovering who Meir Kahane was.

evacide,
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@kete That guy was very bad and his fans/followers continue to be bad. Extremely fucking bad.

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Buying a new car in 2024 is a goddamn privacy nightmare, part 3591 of an endless series: https://sherwood.news/tech/how-to-opt-out-of-the-privacy-nightmare-that-comes-factory-installed-in-new/

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I will be at the Computer History Museum on May 16th, talking about digital privacy, security, and Big Data with the folks from PBS' NOVA.

https://computerhistory.org/events/nova-secrets-in-your-data

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Do not stare into the abyss, lest you be invited to keynote the abyss.

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"You are absolutely not going to like what I have to say about this thing you have invited me to keynote about" is my whole vibe.

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A journalist sent me a bunch of questions about Baby Reindeer, so I watched it this weekend, and not only did I not answer the questions, but now I really need to watch something that is not about stalking and sexual assault.

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The saddest thing about meeting other high-profile women and enbys in infosec is the part where you compare your lists of stalkers and chronic harassers.

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Important fashion update: my silver bias-cut "space royalty" gown and silver star Hedy Lamarr headdress were a great success. On theme. Would wear again.

evacide,
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@eliza There are pictures, but I try to be careful about what I post here because people get weird.

evacide,
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@KevinMarks Servalan would have worn this gown.

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Welp. It was definitely a good week to talk to a bunch of college CISOs about campus surveillance.

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@fbajak They suddenly became much more interested in protecting the students than in giving more power and data to the police.

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LA is just like any other city, except sometimes the guy at the cafe who looks like Brad Pitt actually is Brad Pitt

evacide,
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@tiffanycli To be fair, even Brad Pitt doesn't look like Brad Pitt anymore.

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I cannot overstate how dangerous to free speech and a healthy democracy it is to redefine all anti-Zionism and criticism of the state of Israel as antisemitism. You know who's loudly critical of Zionism and the Israeli govt? Jews. A lot of Jews.

https://forward.com/fast-forward/608308/gop-democrats-antisemitism-campus-israel/

evacide,
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@not2b Oh, I'm aware. You are also probably already aware that Netanyahu's corruption and the war are deeply intertwined, but I feel like it bears repeating. That guy sucks.

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There is always a point, when I am writing a new talk, that I look over my slides and need to resist the urge to make it positively unhinged.

evacide,
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@antivodonik When I am talking to an audience that largely agrees with me, sometimes an unhinged talk is fun. But this is not that kind of audience. I need to convince and inspire them to action and I will not be able to do it with 45 minutes of niche memes and wild gesticulation.

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I priced out a new sectional for my living room and holy shit the price of new furniture has gone up.

evacide,
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@bouriquet This is not a cost-effective option given the particular thing I am looking for.

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