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johnmastodon, 2 days ago to HashtagGames

Have you tried turning it off and just leaving it off?

#ChangeCatchPhrasesAndMovieLines
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johnmastodon, 2 days ago to random

Yeah well, throwing away without a refund is not a recall. Shouldn't the company at least change the product since they were the ones producing the mentioned risk?

Kellogg's recalls chocolate cornflakes over choking risk

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ckvvn5xvdw1o

dgar, 5 days ago to random

johnmastodon, 9 days ago to random

Israel killing five terrorists with tank fire is like killing ants with dynamite. How is that a war?

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johnmastodon, 11 days ago to random

We should probably change the standard from shitty countries to shitty governments to aknowledge the real problem.

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johnmastodon, 15 days ago to random

Current Artificial Intelligence is like relying on a grammar teacher that writes with orthographic mistakes. No military power can not rely on it, unless of course they're just publicly releasing the useless part of the technology.

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johnmastodon, 17 days ago to random

"We don't pay taxes. Only the little people pay taxes."

• Leona Helmsley

#quoteoftheday #fact

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johnmastodon, 18 days ago to random

If you're one of those saying "vote for Biden or we loose our country", you're basically the problem. If we had the nuts to forbid criminals to take office, laws to stop billionaires from buying judges and no lobbying in Congress, none of this would be happening. Voting either one won't solve anything! Happy criminal's comeback!

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johnmastodon, 18 days ago to HashtagGames

Scooby Dooby doo doo doo, da da da

#CartoonASongPoemOrLimerick
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GottaLaff, 18 days ago to random

Justice Merchan called #Trump’s lawyer to a sidebar to say Trump was “cursing audibly” & possibly intimidating Daniels... “I understand your client is upset at this pt, but he is cursing audibly & shaking his head visually & that’s contemptuous. It has the potential to intimidate the witness & the jury can see that...I am speaking to you here at the bench because I don’t want to embarrass him. You need to speak to him. I won’t tolerate that.” #TrumpTrial
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2024/05/07/stormy-daniels-testimony-trump-hush-money-trial/

johnmastodon, 18 days ago to random

Willing to organize a cage fight between Musk and Zuck against John Mastodon for charity. Both refused saying it not a fair fight, so I told them to bring Bill Gates to help them if fairness was a problem.

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johnmastodon, 18 days ago to random

I'm inclined to believe that the cage fight between Musk and Zuck was just a stunt.

Note: names were alphabetically ordered to avoid showing bias.

Note 2: Zuck is younger.

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johnmastodon, 18 days ago to random

"John Mastodon, ugh, he's such an arrogant, I'd throw him myself from a high rise building if I had the chance"

• Vladimir Putin #quoteoftheday

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JapanProf, 19 days ago (edited 19 days ago) to palestine

Ilan Pappe, an Israeli historian, warned as early as in the 1990s that the Israeli educational system was producing a different kind of Zionists. Israeli children are socialized into hating and dehumanizing their Arab & Palestinians neighbors. It explains why the majority of Israelis are not even troubled by the perpetual brutality against Palestinians. @palestine #gaza

https://www.aljazeera.com/opinions/2023/12/13/its-not-shocking-to-see-israeli-children-celebrate-the-gaza-genocide

johnmastodon, 23 days ago to random

I would've told him "yes surely you can vote without ID but you'll have to loose the clothes, according to the law". I bet he'd fall for that, he knows nothing about laws!

Boris Johnson turned away from polling station for forgetting voter ID under rules he introduced

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/boris-johnson-turned-away-polling-32724518

johnmastodon, 24 days ago to random

The strategy can't be clearer:

1. Request the Judge permission to go to his son's graduation

2. Request the Judge permission to skip jail when found guilty.

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johnmastodon, 25 days ago to HashtagGames

I prefer Linux.

-Clippy

#FictionalCharactersConfessions
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johnmastodon, 27 days ago to HashtagGames

Optimus Prime ribs

#MashupSuperHereosAndFood
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johnmastodon, 28 days ago to HashtagGames

Two Broke Boys, starring Don Jr and Eric

#PoliticalSitcoms
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dgar, 28 days ago to random

Them: I’m leaving you.

Me: Is it because I always act like I know everything?

Them: Yes.

Me: I knew it!

johnmastodon, 29 days ago to random

#remember

: In a few million years your crap is gonna be fueling the planet!

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