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johnmastodon

@johnmastodon@mastodon.online

Citizen of the fediverse.

I speak fluent ironic with a solid sarcastic accent.

Not related at all to John Merrick.

Most perfect human male according to AI extrapolations!

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Judas Priest - Respecting the law


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God kills the queen (done!)


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RHCP - Up on the bridge


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Metallica - None!


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Right said Fred - I'm too nerdy


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The Weeknd - Soothing lights


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Joy Division - Hate will tear us appart!


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Sit down!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwYN7mTi6HM&t=8


protecttruth, to random
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People who monitor the far right and MAGA online are warning about a possibly violent border crisis event in Texas in next 2 days.

People who monitor the far right and MAGA online also warned about Jan 6.

This is very serious.
free to read: https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2024/02/02/eagle-pass-texas-border-convoy/?pwapi_token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJyZWFzb24iOiJnaWZ0IiwibmJmIjoxNzA2ODUwMDAwLCJpc3MiOiJzdWJzY3JpcHRpb25zIiwiZXhwIjoxNzA4MjMyMzk5LCJpYXQiOjE3MDY4NTAwMDAsImp0aSI6IjAxYzdjYzczLWUwMTctNDAyNi04ZTg2LTRkNDA3NmZjOTAwOCIsInVybCI6Imh0dHBzOi8vd3d3Lndhc2hpbmd0b25wb3N0LmNvbS9uYXRpb25hbC1zZWN1cml0eS8yMDI0LzAyLzAyL2VhZ2xlLXBhc3MtdGV4YXMtYm9yZGVyLWNvbnZveS8ifQ.xXbpmyXK3JDk10crz2zGJfadtCiYZbUxABzQQMNbgmY

johnmastodon,
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@protecttruth nazis!

peterrelph2, to random
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Climate activist Greta Thunberg aquitted as judge rules police had no power to arrest her at London protest

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-02-03/climate-activist-greta-thunberg-aquitted-after-protest-trial/103423000

johnmastodon,
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@peterrelph2 time to sue back and put police back in place, maybe uncover some bribery scheme from our friends of the oil industry?

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Travis - I'm so glad it always rain on me


johnmastodon, to random
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Your daily reminder that working from home was a beautiful dream while it lasted, for workers and the environment. For some reason corporations want to keep us commuting and polluting!

dgar, to random
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You can get an answer to a question on the internet a lot faster if, instead of simply asking the question, you instead post an answer that you know is wrong.

People are more likely to correct your wrong answer than they are to simply respond to a question.

This is known as the Pythagoras Theorem.

johnmastodon,
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@dgar do you mind if I quote you during my Doctoral Degree presentation?

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Mac Grubber never leaves the house without a roll of scotch tape


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Spiderman sticks better to the surfaces when using scotch tape


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Livin la vida loca in la isla bonita


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Should I stay or should go to Hotel California


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We don't need another puzzle


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U2 - Puzzle bloody puzzle!


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It's the end of the puzzle as we know it (and I feel fine)


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Chumbawamba - Piece thumbing


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Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Piece


demofox, (edited ) to random
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my god... sorting the numbers 0-99 in german makes a low discrepancy sequence. wtf.
Thanks for the link @andrewhelmer47
https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/1adux6w/the_numbers_099_sorted_alphabetically_in/

johnmastodon,
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@demofox pretty much you organize your number output by saying "one and twenty", "two and twenty", and son on, as opposed to the way numbers are organized in most other languages ( if not all others!)

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Pie-rates of the Caribbean


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Piederman


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