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johnmastodon

@johnmastodon@mastodon.online

Citizen of the fediverse.

I speak fluent ironic with a solid sarcastic accent.

Not related at all to John Merrick.

Most perfect human male according to AI extrapolations!

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johnmastodon, to random
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EVERYBODY has seen what they do! Why is that wanker still in charge of that State?

Netanyahu vows to reject any sanctions on Israeli army

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-68870273

johnmastodon, to HashtagGames
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Manage a rocket company, a sucessful social media platform and a EV worldwide car factory

Wile E. Coyote


johnmastodon, to random
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The very simplified color code guide for working with Arduino gadgets:

  • Red (R) is always positive, although it could also be black (B), never white (W)

  • W is always negative, although it could also be B

  • Orange could be used as R, B or W

  • Purple, yellow, green, gray or blue must be used for I/O pins, although they could be used as R, B or W, but only with express permission from Arduino

  • When lacking different colors, connect everything with W cables, or B, or R!

#johnmastodon

Sherifazuhur, to Israel
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'Cut links with 's universities': universities stage day of action for @israel @palestine @ireland

https://www.irishexaminer.com/opinion/commentanalysis/arid-41377030.html

johnmastodon,
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@Sherifazuhur @israel @palestine @ireland

johnmastodon, to HashtagGames
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Stormy wearing clothes while in the same room (court) with the orangegutan


johnmastodon, to twitter
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If Elon's platform ever manages to win popularity and users again, we could refer to that process as an X-crement!

#x

parismarx, to tech
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The Cybertruck is a dud. The Semi still isn’t in mass production. The new Roadster is 5 years behind schedule. And the $25,000 model is dead.

Tesla was the EV leader. Now it’s fallen behind because it chased Musk’s pet projects and hyped up fantasies.

https://disconnect.blog/tesla-is-in-serious-trouble/

johnmastodon,
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@parismarx They should let him test his rockets to Mars instead. From the inside.

johnmastodon, to HashtagGames
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Monday noon fever - Bee Gees


johnmastodon, to HashtagGames
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Billy Idol - Eyes without protection


johnmastodon, to random
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"Jack, Jane and others want to follow you on Threads, Instagram's new text app"

Friends don't let friends use Threads.

#johnmastodon

johnmastodon, to HashtagGames
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Rhymin' and Stalin - Beastie Boys


johnmastodon, to HashtagGames
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A Supernova threat


johnmastodon, to HashtagGames
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Hens just wanna have corn - Cyndi Lauper


appassionato, to KindActions
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The International Court of Justice (ICJ) has ordered Israel to provide immediate, unhindered delivery of aid to Gaza as part of new provisional measures issued in a genocide case brought by South Africa.

@palestine


johnmastodon,
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@appassionato @palestine where is your genocidal god now, Israel?

johnmastodon, to TeslaMotors
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The X network has lost so much value that the bots are now required to work a second job to pay their own utility bills

johnmastodon, to HashtagGames
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Misérable MAGAs


johnmastodon, to random
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Your daily reminder that The Monster of Loch Ness and Bigfoot still refuse to go public within humanity for unknown, yet understandable reasons

johnmastodon, to random
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Your daily reminder that it is not called corruption if its based in the USA, supported by a political party!
#johnmastodon #dailyreminder

johnmastodon, to HashtagGames
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The number of the beast was about Satan's contact info


johnmastodon, to random
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Your daily reminder that friends don't let friends use xitter or talk about Elon without ridiculing him

#johnmastodon #dailyreminder

johnmastodon, to HashtagGames
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Coca cola without it's "secret" ingredient


johnmastodon, to HashtagGames
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Working in an office


johnmastodon, to HashtagGames
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Neo happens to be the chosen one but he's computer iliterate, he only communicates through a landline and he thinks the gang are just a bunch of telemarketers


johnmastodon, to HashtagGames
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Neo finds out he's not the first chosen one invited by Morpheus, and that he realizes he was wrong again


johnmastodon, to HashtagGames
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tRump tells Kevin how to treat a woman when you're a celebrity, while in the lobby


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