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johnmastodon

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Citizen of the fediverse.

I speak fluent ironic with a solid sarcastic accent.

Not related at all to John Merrick.

Most perfect human male according to AI extrapolations!

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It was only one wolf he was dancing with!


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INXS - Don't need you tonight


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Think I'm gonna give you up!


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I want a new drug (a psychoactive one)


mondoweiss, to Palestine
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In an interview on Israeli television, former Mossad official Rami Igra said all Palestinians in Gaza over the age of 4 are “involved” and deserve to face Israel’s collective punishment policy of withholding food and humanitarian aid.

https://mondoweiss.net/2024/02/former-mossad-official-children-in-gaza-over-the-age-of-4-deserve-to-be-starved/


@palestine @israel

johnmastodon,
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@mondoweiss @palestine @israel what if, just what if, instead of Palestinian, it read "Israeli"? Would that be considered improper, maybe antisemitic?

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That if I'm drop-dead gorgeous, I can lie to my ex girlfriend all the time, it could be my permanent disguise


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Never go to a shady pub after you apply yourself those morphine suppositories


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Honey I'm hittin' the "all u can eat worms" with the buddy


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Sharpie killed the crayon art! - Buggles


elizabethtasker, to random
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In a PLOT TWIST, the JAXA lunar lander, SLIM, has survived the lunar night (which is bloody cold and was expected to irrevocably freeze all circuits).

SLIM is a technology demonstration, designed to test tech for touching down with pinpoint (<100m) accurate at a target site. The mission achieved this in spades, with estimated accuracy of ~3-4m, although tipped due to the loss of one of the main engines.

SLIM carries 1 science instrument, which it's used but... I guess will now use some more!

Tweet from the SLIM mission team account reading: Communication with was terminated after a short time, as it was still lunar midday and the temperature of the communication equipment was very high. Preparations are being made to resume operations when instrument temperatures have sufficiently cooled.

johnmastodon,
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@elizabethtasker future models will need redesign, such as actuators or rocking-chair like deployable mechanisms

johnmastodon, to random
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Your daily reminder that if you believe pineapple does not belong on pizza for being a fruit, then tomato shouldn't be for you either!

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9 1/2 chilis


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Bong with the wind



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Ganja Bear



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Hashtrix



johnmastodon, to random
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Everybody seems to be talking bad things about Al these days. I know the guy, we went to the same school, leave him alone!

johnmastodon, to random
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Doesn't Netanyahu understands that his actions have consequences? Little by little the whole world is waking up to the FACT that Israel is killing more women and children than terrorists!

Israel incensed after Brazil's Lula likens Gaza war to Holocaust

https://news.yahoo.com/israel-incensed-brazils-lula-likens-151428485.html

Sherifazuhur, to israel
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Opinion: I'm an American doctor who went to Gaza. I saw annihilation, not war - @palestine @israel

https://www.latimes.com/opinion/story/2024-02-16/rafah-gaza-hospitals-surgery-israel-bombing-ground-offensive-children

johnmastodon,
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@Sherifazuhur @palestine @israel I'm pretty sure it won't be called war if Israelis were the victims of anhilation. The proof is right there in everyone's face, they just refuse to aknowledge it!

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Changespotting


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Dude, where's my fossil?


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Bohemian evolution


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Men are from Mars, women fron Milky Way


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Men are from Mars, women from Milky Way


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James Webb discovers the first planet made out of, yeah you guessed right...


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The crucifixion of the Easter Bunny


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