konstantin

@konstantin@m.iamkonstantin.eu

Daddy of cats :veritrek: :veripawed: 🏳️‍🌈
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konstantin, to random

Good morning everybody! :heart_cup:
It's the last working day for this week, let's make it a fun one ☀️

konstantin,

@hl0dwig haha indeed, but it feels like a Friday ^^

konstantin, to animals

The kitty loves to pair program with me, but she dozes off when I start reading docs. She has more paws-on approach – just type something and see if it works.

marcoarment, to random
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Linode/Akamai has notified me that they're forcing an offline migration of one of my primary databases within 48 hours.

In the middle of a week.

It'll cause ~8 hours of complete Overcast downtime if I don't bring up a new instance and migrate everything over myself by then.

And this server costs 20% more than it did a year ago.

The Akamai acquisition of Linode has not improved anything for Linode's customers, as far as I can tell. So far, we're just paying more for equal or worse service.

konstantin,

@marcoarment that's very unfortunate 😢

marioguzman, to random
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I need to start watching Foundation on Apple TV+ asap.

konstantin,

@marioguzman Brother Day has his moments 🤤

cecton, to random
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me: 2023-06-01 00:00:00 +02:00 + 1 day = ?
chrono: 2023-06-01 22:00:00 +02:00

:blobfoxfacepalm:

konstantin,

@cecton 😅⏱️

konstantin, to privacy

Every cookie prompt ever:
"Our business model is not sustainable, so we want to collect and sell every bit of info about you, but we're not allowed to.
Here is a full-screen message explaining how we're going to do it anyway without getting into too much trouble".

konstantin,

@davidgarywood Oh surely. And on iOS the extra "ask app not to track" prompt 😅

konstantin,

@joshua @davidgarywood I think Zuck already mastered that screen on facebook - the "because you're on iOS 16" mansplainer. Funny how one tap can have you agree to so many things, but then to turn them off is a journey to Mordor and back.

konstantin,

@kaiserkiwi oh I love the iOS prompt, I like to know which apps are using it... and uninstall them right away ^.^

konstantin, to random

Oh that was fast. Is it really morning already? :ablobcatcoffee:

konstantin,

@braid I guess it’s time for coffee and adventures

konstantin,

@thomasbeagle oh personally, I plan to live forever. 🤩 Bring ‘em on, unstoppable mornings

garak, to random German
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Nachdem das letzte Licht verblüht ist, muss man sich in der Dunkelheit dem stellen, dem man nicht entkommen kann 🧠

konstantin,

@garak :bear_hugs:

konstantin, to privacy

Norway: It is so clear that this is illegal that we need to intervene now and immediately

twostraws, to random
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When they say “arrive early to avoid crowds,” they are 100% right 🎌

konstantin,

@twostraws This is beautiful 😍

daniel, to random
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Kubernetes people are like „here I’m going to give you one line you should add to your config file. WHICH config file, and where in the huge tree? That shall remain a secret.“

konstantin,

@daniel it’s an adventure, they don’t want to spoil it for you ˆ.ˆ

konstantin, to random

How are you doing, tooties? Tuesday was a day huh.

konstantin, to random

As someone without a “real” last name, let me tell you about all the stupid online forms that make me come up with fake names all the time 😅.

konstantin,

@veronica Oh I feel their pain. It gets so absurd – "First name must be between 6 and 12 character" like... was there an actual meeting where someone decided 6 to 12 🙈.

konstantin,

@veronica Yup, everyone named Bø has double trouble – too short to be a “real” name for English-first systems, and thanks to ø, they probably get addressed as B� 😅.

davidgarywood, to random

Watching Serenity. Wash. Every time 🥺

konstantin,

@davidgarywood I've never seen it 😱 will queue it up for tonight

daniel, to random
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Oh Look my stickers by @voidedmain arrived 🤩🤩🤩🤩😍😍😍😍

konstantin,

@daniel @voidedmain These are amazing! Just ordered some 🤩!

marioguzman, to random
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This is your sign that if you’ve been thinking of going to therapy for your mental health, well, go. Go do it. Stop putting it off.

Also, here’s a picture of Miss Kitty trying to sleep.

konstantin,

@santiago @marioguzman

  • "Is the therapy cat in position on your chest?"
  • ..."Good, the session is clear to proceed"
konstantin, to random

Morning ☕️

konstantin,

@Ronathan Hello mister. How are you doing?

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