konstantin

@konstantin@m.iamkonstantin.eu

Daddy of cats :veritrek: :veripawed: 🏳️‍🌈
This is a more shitposty and personal alt. You’ve been warned! :-)

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eniko, to random
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What happened to toastie makers? You know the upright ones that look like a toaster but you have these tong like things you stick a filled sandwich into which goes into the slots to be heated? They were so much better than the modern nonstick clamshell design

bearhugger, to random Turkish
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konstantin, to music
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Embracing the camaraderie of like-minded souls on Apple has proven to be an exquisitely efficacious voyage, bestowing upon me an unceasing influx of delightful musical opuses hitherto unexplored and magnificently novel.
PS: And big thanks to this close friend who makes brilliantly curated playlists that I just dive into and loose myself for hours at a time 🎧😍.

konstantin, to swift
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Hey folks, I'm about to be available for a new project.

I'm a full-stack, mobile developer for more than 15 years. My focus is building apps on Apple Platforms and I have extensive experience creating components for Big Data tools and Digital Twins. I've previously worked with both small product studios, SMEs and larger organizations in various domains—healthcare, IoT, safety, mobility etc.

Retoots are appreciated! 💜

daniel, to random
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Sneak peek! ☺️

konstantin, to random
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Anyone working on something with SOLID? https://solidproject.org

Furball, to random
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Good morning! Here’s your Tuesday Motivation.

bearhugger, to random Turkish
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It's such a hot day 🫥

My nose is roasted at 8AM when i'm running. 🫠

Hydrate yourself, Europe 💧

konstantin, to ArcBrowser
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Oh what fresh hell is this, a browser with mandatory sign-in!!!

easrng, to random

the fediverse is a scam by icann to sell more TLDs

vagina_museum, to random
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18 countries in the world currently legally recognise a third sex or gender. Among these countries, the most commonly used third gender marker on paperwork such as passports or birth certificates is X.

geordie, to random
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"You're going to do great today. You got this."

MarkOnArt, to DigitalArt
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yetzt, to random
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can someone ask xorg to add a mastodon server on x.org?

SinclairSpeccy, to linux
quasirealsmiths, to random
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"X" is just a sans serif swastika

MOOMANiBE, to random
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TIME BANDIT IS OUT

Please play this game, it was one of my favs of igf this last year and I suspect it's going to go entirely unnoticed without some serious word of mouth because it's basically a solo dev'd game

It's an amazing almost reverse take on animal crossing, where realtime (playing or not) waits push you to you to think before taking action, and consider the value of your own labour and time. https://store.steampowered.com/app/1481910/Time_Bandit__Part_1_Appendages_of_the_Machine/

motoridersd, to random
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miah, to random
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I have to say, corporate blogs about stuff like http configuration 'best practices' are 99% garbage. They seem to be only setup for SEO optimization, their content is often severely lacking.

You can easily find 99 corporate blogs covering things like nginx 'open_file_cache' but they don't go much deeper than anything in the documentation. They often lack how to know you'll benefit from this change, or validating it.

Just "heres what to copy into your config file. okthxbai".

onqueerstreet, to Youtube
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I've just been asked to provide my rates for a position writing 10-15 minute long video scripts for a YouTuber whose work often focuses on disability and LGBTQ+ topics. (I.e. content I'm familiar with writing!) It's similar to work I'm already doing for another YouTuber, but ideally I'd like to charge more if that's possible (and if it would be reasonable to do so). How do you work out what is "fair" to set your rates at?!

firefish, to random

WARNING: there is a repo potentially targeting previous Calckey server owners who haven't redirected their git origin to firefish! Please, DO NOT CLONE from https://codeberg.org/calckey/calckey, it is not us!! Please boost to spread awareness. All admins should run git remote set-url origin https://git.joinfirefish.org/firefish/firefish.git

marcoarment, to random
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iOS 17's niceties are difficult to adopt while maintaining compatibility with 16 — moreso than with most OS updates — yet they offer pretty compelling value.

Expect a lot of indie apps to go 17-only this fall.

davidaugust, to random
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There are 160,000 members of SAG-AFTRA, with at least 87% unable to meet the minimum for healthcare eligibility. Actors are usually working-class, without achieving million-dollar earnings or attending red carpet awards ceremonies. to make things better.

LinuxAndYarn, to random
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This I'm cheering for everyone out, everyone who can't be out (e.g. any closeted players on the Nigerian team but not the country until they replace their violently homophobic government), and any allies who put themselves on the line.

Special props today to South African keeper who made some great saves and held Sweden scoreless for the first 65 minutes until a heartbreaking own goal bounced past her.

https://www.outsports.com/2023/7/11/23787885/world-cup-women-gay-lesbian-lgbtq-usa-australia-brazil

https://www.outsports.com/2023/7/20/23801955/ali-riley-world-cup-gay-pride-rainbow-fingernails

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