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Dave Crane, USA/Virginia, Retired CTO, CRPS, he/him. neurodivergent. I don't walk anymore. Cis. 😛 Raised by sitcoms.

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adamjcook, (edited ) to chicago

I was at Pride all weekend while visiting with my wife (videos and photos soon!), so I missed this Drama concerning that erupted.

Ok.

Let us, again, all put on our hats and take a look at the situation here as I understand it.

Below is the video that kicked the beehive between Tesla defenders and detractors on "what really happened?".

This clearly chaotic video was taken from a larger drive sequence in which FSD Beta was active.

🧵👇

licked,
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@KatM @chargrille @adamjcook @vfrmedia I've had a tesla for a few years. I have CRPS in my right foot. Being able to lay off the gas pedel is priceless, especially in stop and go traffic.

we're not all monsters. the frunk even fits my travel scooter. i test drive other assisted cars, but none are nearly as good.

i fully support your ice cream/jaws music idea. my daughters, however, just said "what's jaws?" and "you only buy drugs from the ice cream man."

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@chargrille @KatM @adamjcook @vfrmedia you're right to a point. cruise control from forever would just plow into anything the car was pointed at, same as a brick on the gas pedal. If anyone sells "accelerator pedal bricks," i don't know about it.

i have experienced the "phantom braking" issue. like many of the other issues (including the name Autopilot), it's always been something i manage because i understand the limits.

i'm, 47. i've never have an accident, pre or post tesla.

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@adamjcook @chargrille @KatM @vfrmedia

thanks for manspaining it to me.

the_etrain, to random
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They should sell breakfast cereal flavored milk. Like, milk that's been run through some Fruity Pebbles and stuff.

licked,
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@Alice @the_etrain @thebravelittleposter MmMmMmmmm. Fruity pebbles milk.

licked, to random
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Does Jockey make dinosaur underwear for adults?

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@schizanon Too far. I would not fuck myself.

schizanon, to random

Few things are as frustrating as people getting mad at you for not appreciating the help they assumed you need but don't. Especially when you tried to tell them.

Like; cool, not only do I still need help, but now I feel lonely and socially-anxious too because you couldn't just listen to me.

licked,
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@schizanon I've been pondering this a day now.

I don't walk so well anymore. I can't take care of what I used to.

You are not only right about this, but have hit one something I have not been able to verbalize for a long time.

thanks.

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@schizanon It'd be nice if someone sat with me, but I more often need help.

I'm possibly triggered here. My ex would not ask "How are you."

Alice, to random
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It would have been a lot cheaper and easier to just cram the billionaires in a cute little submersible and PRETEND that it went down to the Titanic. You could literally display anything in that little porthole “window” and they wouldn’t even know.

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@Alice Yes, but we'd have to get OJ to help.

schizanon, to politics

My favorite thing to do on right now is post mean things that other presidential candidates are saying about and then agree with the when they complain about the "".

It's gonna make the crow so much harder to eat when comes around and their guy doesn't get the nomination because he's in prison!

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@schizanon Thank you for you service. Please consider this my authorization to be contrary on my behalf on truth social. I cannot even.

schizanon, (edited ) to politics

It's irresponsible for to publish this false equivolating horseshit

https://thehill.com/opinion/white-house/4043752-three-ways-the-indictment-of-donald-trump-hurts-america/

If any other president had taken this many classified documents and obstructed officials trying to retrieve them they'd be just as indicted. Pretending otherwise is just willful ignorance.

Shame on @thehill

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@schizanon Shame is sugar to fascists.

ekknappenberger, to random
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in any case, take yo jane-fonda-loving-sheisterism and get outta heah

i want serious people only in my timeline, ya hear?

except you @bici i like you even ya giro 'talia thing i dont mind

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@ekknappenberger @bici Wow. Antisemitism and racism, and you wonder why you lose followers.

Sheril, to science
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Born in 1906, computer scientist Grace Hopper invented the first compiler for computer programming language & was among the first programmers of the Harvard Mk1 computer.

Hopper popularized the idea of machine-independent programming languages & paved the way to develop COBOL (an early high-level programming language). She originated the term "bug" to describe computer glitches & became a celebrated Rear Admiral in the US Navy.
https://news.yale.edu/2017/02/10/grace-murray-hopper-1906-1992-legacy-innovation-and-service

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@Sheril My second daughter's middle name is Hopper.

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I think Kaitlyn Collins and @CNN got played, and I am willing to think it was Intentional.

CNN may have prepared, they may have had great intentions. Maybe not.

You can't pull this shit at this point without consequence and claim "journalism".

If you lay down with a pig, you you eat their slop, and smell like their shit.

Quietgirl82, to random
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Everyone has a purpose, a reason for being. It isn’t always easy to find, but it's always worth it. Your purpose is what makes you special, what makes you unique. It's the reason you're here, and it's your path to happiness and fulfillment. So don't be afraid to search for your purpose. It's there, waiting for you to find it. When you do, it will change your life forever.✨✨✨✨

licked,
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@Quietgirl82 I love yours posts.

licked, to random
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One time i got suspended from twitter for hoping if he did "IT" (i don't remember which thing), I hope he dies in prison.

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