lime360

lauraamalasunta, 10 months ago to random

JERRY: Man, Twitter has really gone down the tubes

KRAMER: Twitter? Come on man, how are you still on the bird site? I keep telling you Jerry, you have GOT to join Mastodon!

JERRY: Eh. Mastodon? Who's on Mastodon?

KRAMER: Oh, people, Jerry! People who-

JERRY: Well, there's the problem. People.

GEORGE: I want a social network with NO PEOPLE!

ELAINE: You mean like BlueSky?

GEORGE: Eh. There are still too many people on that.

JERRY: That's where they made their big mistake. They actually sent out invite codes.

GEORGE: I'm launching my OWN network.

JERRY: Disgracebook?

ELAINE: Bitter?

GEORGE: No! COSTANZAGRAM! You have NO FRIENDS, you see NOTHING and you do NOTHING, you only have ONE reaction, and it's DISLIKE!

JERRY: A social NOT-work!

ELAINE: So how do you join?

GEORGE: NOBODY JOINS! EVERYBODY IS ALREADY THERE! Just, no one can ever leave.

JERRY: An inescapable loop of boredom and despair. How will you market it?

GEORGE: 'Finally an online experience just like real life'

Gathilo, 11 months ago to random

Must be a good feeling to just change

🎨 By @CreatureUnknown (RiP)

gamer, 9 months ago to random

fossfucks be like "good ui/ux ? no, don't be absurd, that brings in the plebians. now go use our objectively worse replacement for discord that fails sending messages 40% of the time"

lime360, 3 months ago to php Russian

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lime360, 9 months ago to mastodon Russian

the only thing that triggers me the most in #Mastodon is the lack of ability to search your own toots like why do i have to scroll down my profile just to delete my own toots?

also they need to have some sorting thing to display profiles without boosts

lime360, 9 months ago (edited 8 months ago) to random Ukrainian

I joined bluesky and instantly regretted it
https://bsky.app/profile/lime360.neocities.org

lime360, 1 year ago to random Russian

foxes are gay

lime360, 1 year ago to random Russian

https://twitter.com/neocities/status/1519140580705677313
fediverse: am i a joke to you?

lime360, 5 months ago (edited 4 months ago) to random Russian

@cobalt AIN'T NO WAY

lime360, 1 year ago to random Russian

happy pride month, i guess...

also i am announcing that i am bisexual + asexual because idk

#lgbtq #asexual #bisexual #gay

lime360, 11 months ago to random Ukrainian

@dancrescentwolf

leap123, 4 months ago to random Indonesian

give me some testimonials/opinions/comments/reviews/thoughts/whatever about me to put in my bio

libre_fox, 7 months ago to random Russian

Я скоро получу свою фурсону
Хочу сделать игру вдохновлённую Inscription

SebinNyshkim, 9 months ago to random

Our movable AC leaked yesterday, and I didn’t notice for hours

I wiped it up when I did notice, but the damage had already been done apparently

Today I woke up to this

Goddammit… :/

lime360, 7 months ago to random Russian

follow my friend @datgameryolo ok

lime360, 2 months ago to random Russian

i'm gonna move to wetdry.world soon.

lime360, 3 months ago to random Russian

alright so i am doing the same thing as @Quinn9282, and that is post auto deletion.

if you don't want for the posts to dissappear please bookmark or boost them, thank you <3

lime360, 3 months ago to Matrix Russian

why does this look funny to me?
a literal chatting app rated 18+

#matrix #element

lime360, 4 months ago (edited 2 months ago) to SmallWeb Russian

#introduction i guess??

my name is lime, i am a furry and a graphic designer that creates things that either terrible or good.

i'm interested in things like #smallweb #neocities #gamedev #furry and #RetroComputing

my site is https://lime360.nekoweb.org

lime360, 4 months ago (edited 4 months ago) to mastodon Russian

https://forms.gle/FBYSvhZwhisQVU7XA
https://github.com/fazlabz-dev/hairbrush-soc
i am trying to build a decentralized social network that uses the #oldweb aesthetic.

#hairbrush-soc #Mastodon #smallweb

lime360, 4 months ago to random Russian

that's what i'm thinkin' of
https://flamedfury.com/posts/an-easy-web/

lime360, 9 months ago to random Russian

https://w3.bearblog.dev/html-sucks what i found lmfao

lime360, 10 months ago to random Russian

@nano getting banned from tech.lgbt reminds of me getting banned from meow.social

lime360, 10 months ago to random Ukrainian

bambi corn

lime360, 4 months ago to random Russian

have my cool #neocities #awesomelist
https://awesome-neo.neocities.org/
https://github.com/lime360/awesome-neocities