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masukomi

@masukomi@connectified.com

👉 Senior Back-End Dev. Seeking Remote Position 👈

Autodidactic, Autistic, ADHD, Trans, and Geeky Programmer.

Queer friend of Camellia Sinensis.

If you want to hear my ramblings about Tabletop Role Playing Games check out my other account: https://dice.camp/@masukomi

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masukomi, to random
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Wifey has decided to do battle with mosquitoes and dandelions.

masukomi, to transgender
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New milestone reached:
Our tractor's fuel hole is nearly chest high on @dachary so I - being taller - became the one who refills it.

1st I go to grab a 5 gallon can of fuel (~35lbs or ~16kg) and am like "oof!" being caught off guard by the weight. Then, I go to lift it to my chest height to hold it over the tank & I am struggling. I need to get a stool to Captain Morgan my leg on, so that I can rest the can on my raised thigh / knee and tip it in.
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masukomi, to random
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It turns out that there's enough solar activity to take a 2nd crack at the tonight.

However, we're covered in clouds, and would have to drive 8hours - not counting stops - in order to get to a potentially cloud-free area that's at a higher latitude.

Unfortunately, I've been tired all day, desperately need a nap, and am the only one comfortable driving our ~12,000lb (5,400kg) 🚑 because it's effing wide & wifey hasn't practiced in it yet. But she's also pooped so. 🤷‍♀️

masukomi, to random
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@iamada Tooted a bit ago about troubles getting their developers to contribute to a changelog.

I used to be a release manager at one co. I know the pain well, and i have a LOT of thoughts on it.

The short answer is that as much as we wish they would update one with / for each PR they wont, and if you're talking about literally editing a CHANGELOG file then you DEFINITELY do NOT want them to try.
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masukomi, to random
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@bardi 's Tusks app is nice, but it's still early days.

I tried making my thread in FediThready because i prefer the way it chooses to chunk up long posts - and lets me control that if i want to - as well as how it lets me review the full thread.

However, FediThready can't post & doing a long thread 1-by-1 with the Mastodon UI is... "sub-optimal"

SO I used FediThready to make & review the thread & Tusks to post it. It worked quite well.

https://thirdculture.app/tusks
https://github.com/masukomi/fedithready

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masukomi, to transgender
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Some positive news in the land of Bureaucracy.

Changing the gender on your license in Vermont is just a matter of filling out the form!

That seemed too easy so I kept digging and found a queer & trans support place and they're like "nope. No proof needed"

🤯 I… I… I could just go full "F"⁉️

a screenshot from a VT Pride center document saying: Changing Gender Marker at the DMV: Vermont DMV allows the choice of M, F, or X as a gender marker, which you can self-select; you no longer need to present a letter from a physician or any other documentation to change your gender with the DMV.

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With the electrician now 3 hours late I'm starting to de-stress because I figure he just isn't coming.

So, trying to find something positive in this e🐄💩:

  • I got a decent selfie out of it (see below)
  • I found a pair of glasses that I like and can just replace lenses in next time I get my eyes checked‡
  • I found & ordered some bras with a promising looking fit.
  • i can eat lunch.

‡ hormones change eye shape (!!!) & I'm not thrilled with last prescription, so waiting is good.

masukomi, to random
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Well, I think I have found out why the sizing chart suggested that I - a 35DD - should order a 40A.

Technically, this elastic can stretch to the 36 inch circumference that it claims. However, that is 8.5” (21.5cm) beyond its starting point!

What the actual fuck⁉️ Why would you do this to a person? This thing is SO tight! If I gained even a hint of weight and tried to wear this for a day, I’d have to go to the ER.

I will never buy this brand (Auden) again.

masukomi, to random
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Well, i've been stressing the fuck out about this electrician showing up for over an hour and a half now. So.... that's fun.

No call. Just.... not here.

Side note: this is a ridiculously expensive job we're asking him to do. Not some little "can you rewire an outlet?"

But even that doesn't seem to make it worth an "i'll be late" or "not coming" call.

masukomi, to random
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In ~10 minutes the only electrician who bothered to return our phone calls will be arriving, after
about 6 months of waiting.

I have to make a choice:

  1. "femme it up" in hopes of increasing my meager chances of passing.
  2. "butch it up" and go through multiple days of trauma as he works on our house.

I'm choosing 1, because "fuck you this is my house". Unfortunately tradespeople have a tendency to be extra trump-loving around here. So, this'll be trauma no matter what.

Yay.
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masukomi, to random
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Just spent ... far too long digging into NY, VT, and NH laws defining the hoops required to get gender affirming care.

NY's hypocrisy can fuck itself. NH is going all-in on the fascism. VT is… meh.

ALL of them (probably all states) have laws assuming trans people are incapable of making the same decisions about their bodies that CIS people can and need to be approved by mental health professionals. They also require adherence to the gender binary to be trans enough to be approved.

😡🔪

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I am exhausted while pushing the mower. I had just asked Siri to set a reminder and she omitted the most important words in that reminder.

Me: hey siri…
Siri: uh huh?
Me: oh, fuck it. Nevermind. I can’t
Siri: ok it’s deleted.
Me. ⁉️ what’s deleted⁉️
Siri: < reads me the definition of the word “deleted “>
Me: 😭

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La kato ŝtelis mian seĝon!

Mi foriĝis ŝin el la seĝon de @dachary kaj nun ŝi havas mian

masukomi, to random
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I don't know if i took my pills today, and the pill box was in a slightly wonky almost empty state because i forgot to take some evening pills last Wednesday. Double dosing on hormones would probably be ok, but double dosing on my ADHD meds? Uh... 🤷‍♀️ i dunno. Probably ok?

I have some slightly lower dose pills from when my script was lower. Maybe i take pills but use the lower dose ADHD med in case I've already taken it?

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I keep thinking about men, and how much it must suck to finally start being accepted for the man you are, but then to ALSO find yourself a member of the group people most responsible for the world’s various forms of bullshit.

Like “Hooray!” Immediately followed by “Oh shit!”

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Today I prepared loose leaf tea one handed while holding a 16lb (~7.25kg) cat‡. So regardless of what else happens today. I've accomplished something. 😉

‡ i gave her a sniff of the leaves and she approves of Golden Monkey.

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"you have passed the test with flying colors"

Makes NO fucking sense. To fly your colors is to present yourself with your unfurled flag (your "true colors"). Which is related to how pirates would NOT show their colors to trick people into letting them get too close. OR how you could fly false colors to pass where you weren't allowed.

So, You have [done x] with flying colors means.... "You did X and claimed to be someone while doing it!" WHich is... uhh... ok?

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Once upon a time Quark Express was the "king" of professional page layout apps & Photoshop the king of image editing. Then at a conference (MacWorld?), Quark introduced the most incredible "photoshop killer" anyone had seen. It had non-destructive editing with unlimited instant undo, on hardware that's laughably slow by today's standards. The live demo was AMAZING and had a crowd all day long.

And then, it disappeared & never came to market.

What as it called & what happened to it?

masukomi, to macos
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Did a recent release of Sonoma break the ability for Shortcuts to send keystrokes? Because it USED to work, and Privacy & Accessibility stuff is still turned on to allow it to control this computer. And yet...

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masukomi, to 3DPrinting
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I reached out to the folks who bought my filament stackers on Printables & one of them was like "actually it's too big for my printer". I hadn't specified the dimensions initially.

After a little back and forth the's got a Prusa MK4 which apparently has a max of 210mm in one dimension!

Spools are 200mm! So, now I've modeled one with 3mm walls 🙀 which can't be printed with a 0.6mm nozzle, & has NO space for infill, & teeeny front alignment pins. 😢

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I sat down to my computer this morning around 7:30 or so. Dr. asked me to look at 2 providers & tell them which I wanted a referral to.

Since then I've

  • found a potentially significant security bug in Firefox
  • switched back to Vivaldi
  • read Tampermonkey Docs
  • installed a WebDav server on our Synology
  • assigned a domain name to an IP in our Unifi
  • failed to do the same in NextDNS
  • called a game warden
  • made dog food
  • called to have our septic tank emptied
  • NOT done what I sat down to
masukomi, to infosec
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This... not only doesn't seem right, but seems like it shouldn't be possible. A disabled extension is still running in Firefox.

toggling the enabled toggle back on and off again made it actually be disabled but... I'm thinking there's a bug in FF where under certain circumstances a disabled plugin can actually be running and you wouldn't know unless you had it pinned (and thus visible). This seems like a security issue.

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My computer has decided that it can connect to the network over wifi, but it couldn’t possibly connect to the internet. It’s probably the router’s fault.

Meanwhile, wifey is streaming a video and my phone is having no problem using the Internet over Wi-Fi.

And yes, I tried turning it off and on again (the Wi-Fi AND the computer)

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