nayele18maybe

nayele18maybe, 13 days ago to random

I always think of myself as a polite person until I get stuck behind a slow walker.

nayele18maybe, 15 days ago to random

I feel like owning a stun gun would solve a lot of my problems.

nayele18maybe, 17 days ago to random

Super excited about a brand new week of pretending to care about stuff.

nayele18maybe, 19 days ago to random

Most of my bad decisions are made late at night. Also in the morning and afternoon.

nayele18maybe, 20 days ago to random

It’s a beautiful day, so I guess instead of sitting inside and worrying about everything, I’ll sit outside and worry about everything.

nayele18maybe, 21 days ago to random

I’m not emotionally equipped to handle crumbs in the butter.

nayele18maybe, 22 days ago to random

Introduced myself to a new coworker by yelling at the vending machine to take my fucking dollar.

nayele18maybe, 23 days ago to random

Turns out, people will turn around and walk the other way if you hiss like a cat as they approach you.

nayele18maybe, 24 days ago to random

Sunday is my favorite day to invent new things to worry about.

nayele18maybe, 26 days ago to random

At this point I just apologize to people as soon as I meet them.

nayele18maybe, 27 days ago to random

Normalize asking people, “What the fuck is wrong with you?”

nayele18maybe, 28 days ago to random

I wish more people realized that just because you have a thought, doesn’t mean you need to say it out loud.

nayele18maybe, 29 days ago to random

Sorry for the things I said when I was hungry.

nayele18maybe, 1 month ago to random

Nicknames are WAY more fun when the other person doesn’t know they have one.

nayele18maybe, 1 month ago to random

It’s almost time to stop complaining about the cold weather and start complaining about the hot weather.

nayele18maybe, 1 month ago to random

Where do women who don't carry purses keep their emergency canned ham?

nayele18maybe, 1 month ago to random

[slides note to bank teller]

"Make it a red lollipop"

nayele18maybe, 1 month ago to random

Therapy? You mean online shopping?

nayele18maybe, 1 month ago to random

I wish wealth was based on amount of ketchup packets in your junk drawer.

nayele18maybe, 1 month ago to random

My vibe can best be described as bag of chips that ripped down the side.

nayele18maybe, 1 month ago to random

When I die, I hope I'm remembered for my ability to sit and do nothing for hours at a time.

nayele18maybe, 1 month ago to random

Took a personality test and the results just said “uh oh”

nayele18maybe, 1 month ago to random

Ever go to take a picture, accidentally hit the front-facing camera, then cry for an hour?

nayele18maybe, 1 month ago to random

I feel like people who make cookies the size of your face really get me.

nayele18maybe, 1 month ago to random

Super excited about a brand new week of pretending I have my shit together.