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newsthump, 3 months ago to random

Tories warn of ‘dangerous precedent’ as Wellingborough rejects opportunity to let disgraced MP hand top job to his girlfriend https://newsthump.com/2024/02/16/tories-warn-of-dangerous-precedent-as-wellingborough-rejects-opportunity-to-let-disgraced-mp-hand-top-job-to-his-girlfriend/

newsthump, 3 months ago to random

Tucker Carlson excites more controversy with sympathetic Warmaster Abaddon interview https://newsthump.com/2024/02/10/tucker-carlson-excites-more-controversy-with-sympathetic-warmaster-abaddon-interview/

newsthump, 3 months ago to random

American suggests that flavour of tea can be improved with bacon and guns https://newsthump.com/2024/02/09/american-suggests-that-flavour-of-tea-can-be-improved-with-bacon-and-guns/

newsthump, 4 months ago to random

If you don’t like my principles, well, I have others, confirms Starmer https://newsthump.com/2024/02/08/if-you-dont-like-my-principles-well-i-have-others-confirms-starmer/

newsthump, 4 months ago to random

Lee Anderson caught burying dead trees in his garden to ensure he has enough coal for next winter https://newsthump.com/2024/02/08/lee-anderson-caught-burying-dead-trees-in-his-garden-to-ensure-he-has-enough-coal-for-next-winter/

newsthump, 4 months ago to random

Donald Trump demands trial by a jury of his sycophants https://newsthump.com/2024/02/06/donald-trump-demands-trial-by-a-jury-of-his-sycophants-3/

newsthump, 4 months ago to random

Government urged to fix NHS waiting lists after King Charles spends 24 hours on trolley in hospital corridor https://newsthump.com/2024/02/05/government-urged-to-fix-nhs-waiting-lists-after-king-charles-spends-24-hours-on-trolley-in-hospital-corridor/

newsthump, 4 months ago to random

CERN announces Small Hadron Collider for home use https://newsthump.com/2024/02/05/cern-announces-small-hadron-collider-for-home-use/

newsthump, 4 months ago to random

North American Black History Month kicks off with the now traditional ‘wailing of the c*nts’ https://newsthump.com/2024/02/02/north-american-black-history-month-kicks-off-with-the-now-traditional-wailing-of-the-cnts/

newsthump, 4 months ago to random

Brexiters who’ve spent seven years saying ‘you lost, get over it’ still waiting to discover what they’ve won https://newsthump.com/2024/02/01/brexiters-whove-spent-seven-years-saying-you-lost-get-over-it-still-waiting-to-discover-what-theyve-won/

newsthump, 4 months ago to random

Man who despises Bill Gates for ‘trying to control everyone with microchips’ publicly hails Elon Musk’s attempts to ‘control people with microchips’ https://newsthump.com/2024/01/31/man-who-despises-bill-gates-for-trying-to-control-everyone-with-microchips-publicly-hails-elon-musks-attempts-to-control-people-with-microchips/

newsthump, 4 months ago to random

Saying racist things not racist, claim racists https://newsthump.com/2024/01/30/saying-racist-things-not-racist-claim-racists/

newsthump, 4 months ago to random

The Bangles stunned to find out that Egyptians walk normally https://newsthump.com/2024/01/29/the-bangles-stunned-to-find-out-that-egyptians-walk-normally/

newsthump, 4 months ago to random

Meetings that should have been emails. The new notebook you didn't realise you needed. No pointless work meeting will ever be the same (if you're brave enough!).

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newsthump, 4 months ago to random

‘We need another new leader’ insist Tories determined to create a new definition of insanity https://newsthump.com/2024/01/24/we-need-another-new-leader-insist-tories-determined-to-create-a-new-definition-of-insanity/

newsthump, 4 months ago to random

Barbie sequel to show Barbie coming into the real world to find only Ken nominated for an Oscar https://newsthump.com/2024/01/23/barbie-sequel-to-show-barbie-coming-into-the-real-world-to-find-only-ken-nominated-for-an-oscar/

newsthump, 4 months ago to random

Archaeologists discover ancient porn mag in hedge https://newsthump.com/2024/01/23/archaeologists-discover-ancient-porn-mag-in-hedge/

newsthump, 4 months ago to random

Thousands of Brits either lose or gain a trampoline https://newsthump.com/2024/01/22/thousands-of-brits-either-lose-or-gain-a-trampoline-3/

newsthump, 4 months ago to random

Ron DeSantis exercises his ‘right to choose’ by aborting non-viable Presidential bid before full term https://newsthump.com/2024/01/21/ron-desantis-exercises-his-right-to-choose-by-aborting-non-viable-presidential-bid-before-full-term/

newsthump, 4 months ago to random

Doctors uncover link between more children getting measles and their parents being gullible simpletons https://newsthump.com/2024/01/21/doctors-uncover-link-between-more-children-getting-measles-and-their-parents-being-gullible-simpletons/

newsthump, 4 months ago to random

Betrayal! Furious Labour supporters condemn Starmer’s attempts to win election https://newsthump.com/2024/01/19/betrayal-furious-labour-supporters-condemn-starmers-attempts-to-win-election/

newsthump, 4 months ago to random

Pope invokes Papal infallibility to win Vatican pub quiz https://newsthump.com/2024/01/18/pope-invokes-papal-infallibility-to-win-vatican-pub-quiz-3/

newsthump, 4 months ago to random

In the interests of brevity, automatic Community Notes on all Tory party tweets will just say ‘this is probably a lie’ https://newsthump.com/2024/01/18/in-the-interests-of-brevity-automatic-community-notes-on-all-tory-party-tweets-will-just-say-this-is-probably-a-lie/

newsthump, 4 months ago to random

Man who hates the concept of self-identification insists Rwanda should be able to self-identify as ‘safe’ https://newsthump.com/2024/01/17/man-who-hates-the-concept-of-self-identification-insists-rwanda-should-be-able-to-self-identify-as-safe/

newsthump, 4 months ago to random

‘If you don’t like our laws you should get out of our country’, nation tells Lee Anderson https://newsthump.com/2024/01/17/if-you-dont-like-our-laws-you-should-get-out-of-our-country-nation-tells-lee-anderson/