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onelson

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Elaborate Hoax

Cat Dad, Software Engineer, Horror fan, PDX-adjacent.

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A ghost in the shell is worth two in the bush

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I'm looking at a software job at a 501(c)(3) non-profit, and I wonder what that means for the employees. Does anyone I know here work for a similar organization?

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Demons 2 (1986)

Time to rewatch this gem, Drive-in Style.

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I've just missed so much. I'm having a great time with y'all tonight.

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JB is really winging this lecture on grilled cheese.

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The heart wants what the heart wants (cake).

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You just settle down, Bob

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I love the gymrat instinct to solve all problems with Weights, even if those problems are Demons.

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Joe Bob bringing the Trick to the front. No more treat.

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Dummy launched from the roof fu.

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The pistol whipping in the drive-in totals is happening.

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This walkthrough of the crime scene is sending me 🤣

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When I read my cookbook every recipe with garlic in the name looks better than the rest.

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Stanley is currently in "couch mode"

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When I see George like this, I keep thinking of that guy in The Good Place who would rip off his shirt and announce "I'm going to THE GYM" any time things got to difficult, socially.

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I love the sound of your body talk

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This little demon steals the show.

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All Hallows' Eve (2013)

I've seen both Terrifiers but never saw this one.

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These meatheads 🤣
Just rolling the car around.
This is like Zoolander-level "The Files are INSIDE THE COMPUTER" antics.

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I've got some air travel coming up, and this will be my first time flying since I started using a .

Wondering if anyone has tips for me, navigating TSA or even how many sets to pack, or good ideas for contingency while I'm away from home.

I plan to bring some Novolog pens for "backup" in case of a pump failure, but what else should I be bringing?

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's mobile app review search field is now hooked up directly to , with apparently very little pre-prompting or whatever?

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@bitprophet @chrisjrn works for me

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Alien (1979)

I'm watching the director's cut, which didn't release until 2003 (per this bluray's menu).

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Everyone wants Ripley to open the hatch but she says COVID is not over. Nobody wants to hear it.

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It's time. I'm getting sweaty for "fitness night."

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"What's wrong?"

"Saw a parapsychologist today..."

cut to a completely different scene

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It's almost time for . In about 10 minutes, the Joe Bob Countdown will be on my TV, and I'll be chillin' with Ernie.

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I have also yelled, "Because I am a genius!" and then immediately knocked a full cup all over my workspace. We've all done it.

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