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samhenrigold

@samhenrigold@hachyderm.io

joke of a designer.

working on the official Mastodon apps (among other things https://mastodon.social/@lickability) · 🏳️‍🌈🗽💿

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the Nantucket Current has been chronicling the first cybertruck on the island and is making fun of them parking like a dick. this is the reason a free press is crucial to democracy.

Follow up post: “We have an update, believe it or not” Attached is a picture of the cybertruck stuck on a beach, its wheels sunk into the sand

samhenrigold,
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there once was a douche from Nantucket, who parked his new truck and said “fuck it.” he tried off-roading on sand, it got out of hand, now his cybertruck’s stuck and can’t budge it.

samhenrigold, to random
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alright it took the better part of my weekend but I finally back-ported Mastodon to iOS 4

The full-res mockup. The nav bar has texture, avatars are sunken into the post card, everything is correct

samhenrigold, to random
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could you imagine explaining this to anyone

samhenrigold, to random
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New @lickability blog post from yours truly: Designing Mastodon’s reply safety features

http://lickability.com/blog/designing-mastodons-reply-safety-features/

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from the archives: tired of using the trash to delete files? might I recommend chucking unwanted files in T̷͖̅Ḧ̴̟́Ȇ̴̢ ̶̜̽H̴̺̕Ò̶̜Ḽ̸̏E̴̘͆

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mastodon on the front page of the app store!! available in a living room near you

“must have social apps,” mastodon is 3rd on the list
the mastodon ipad app running in vision pro

samhenrigold, to random
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kinda weird to open with but i respect it

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samhenrigold, to random
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in many ways, the samsung smart fridge was the first foldable

samhenrigold, to random
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seeing some new faces here! welcome. here are the ground rules:

  • there are none. there is no “using it wrong”.
  • use content warnings however you want (or not at all)
  • ignore tone policing. it can get a bit much, so…
  • …if someone gives you the ick, block ‘em.

our time is short and valuable — there’s no point in spending some of it letting some dude hound you in replies for not calling Twitter “the bird site”. that guy sucks.

enjoy your stay besties ☺️✌️✨

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New change landing in Mastodon for Android soon! In user testing, people have expressed confusion over “why are all the handles so long?”

We're presenting handles on profile pages in a new style, with the username and server separated. Tapping the server will show you more details, along with a neat easter egg animation when you tap the rows.

@grishka did a phenomenal job on this animation 🙏

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little fun fact for PMs considering adding this to their product: if i’m viewing a website in a browser, chances are i want to view the website in a browser. thanks!! 🙏

See this post in… Reddit App (Open button) Safari (continue button)

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very cool thank you gemini

samhenrigold, to random
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I recently discovered this really neat, undocumented preference in Keynote while doing some good ol fashioned Spelunking:

defaults write com.apple.iWork.Keynote EnableCustomAccelerationCurves YES

Enjoy your fancy custom timing curves

I demo a Magic Move transition that moves shapes between slides. There's a new Acceleration section in the Keynote sidebar with bezier curve handles. I change it from an ease-in-out curve to an exponential curve and the magic move animates accordingly.

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samhenrigold, to Eurovision
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republicans for the last 4 years

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The people have spoken. This is the best tweet of all time. We can turn off this platform now.

Full dataset and source code going up later today. Thank you for participating in https://thebesttweet.com.

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absolutely killer feature from The Verge. I firmly believe that more websites should have chaos toggle switches https://www.theverge.com/c/23972308/twitter-x-death-tweets-history-elon-musk

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“good hallows’ eve! we’re so glad you could join us tonight argg”

samhenrigold, to random
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feel like i lost brain cells from this interaction.

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thinking about this quote once again

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The WWDC slack opened up today with all of the channel names redacted. The placeholder names are good, but I think I can offer my help here:

• no-objc-tions
• spoonful-of-syntactic-sugar
• mutably-we-roll-along
• the-callback-kid
• strings-attached
• push-pop-or-perish
• git-in-the-zone
• init-to-win-it
• guarding-the-galaxy
• one-if-by-clang-two-if-by-C
• entering-a-nullish-market
• multithreading-the-needle
• if-you-dont-succeed-try-try-a-catch

samhenrigold, to random
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samhenrigold, to random
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Hey everyone, we (@lickability) are looking for a freelancer who’s super sharp with web + CMS wrangling (specifically @sanity_io and Wordpress)

If you know someone (or if that’s you!) DMs are open :)

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