schizanon

@schizanon@mas.to

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ak, to random
@ak@mastodon.social avatar

I’m considering getting one of the new Macbooks now that I’m going to without a work laptop. The Air is tempting but I guess the Pro with the M3 Pro chip is probably the better bet for photo editing and running builds / programming.

schizanon,

@ak Air just got the M3 no?

Either way; don't give money to a monopoly. The Framework 16 is an awesome laptop, and it is completely repairable.

schizanon,

@ak You can run Windows on it, plenty of good image editing software there. WSL is great for development.

schizanon, to random

The only reason I want a baby is so I can throw kraft cheese singles at it.

schizanon, to SonicTheHedgehog
dgar, to random
@dgar@aus.social avatar

My life is a constant battle between wanting to correct grammar and wanting to have friends.

schizanon,

@dgar same, but I don't want friends

whitequark, to random
@whitequark@mastodon.social avatar

a 10x programmer is a programmer who has ten evil exes

schizanon,

@whitequark I'm more like a 20x developer then!

schizanon, to apple

DRAG THEM QUEEN!

https://www.theverge.com/2024/3/21/24105363/apple-doj-monopoly-lawsuit

> The US Department of Justice accused Apple of operating an illegal monopoly in the smartphone market in an expansive new antitrust lawsuit that seeks to upend many of the ways Apple locks down iPhones.

schizanon, to music

I've had "Cowboy take me away" stuck in my head for four days and I'm not even mad about it.

schizanon, to apple
ayo, to random
@ayo@ayco.io avatar

happy weekend!

schizanon,

@ayo nope, you said it, no take backs, today is Saturday

Closes laptop

schizanon, to random

"There's no such thing as someone else's war."

~ Jason Isbell, White Man's World.

https://youtu.be/nu4dupoC7EE?si=hy4VLbRTritR8fs6

#jasonIsbell #lyrics #socialJustice #music #country #countryMusic

schizanon, to webdev

Skew Protection solves two problems with frontend applications:

  • If users try to request assets (like CSS or JavaScript files) in the middle of a deployment, Skew Protection enables truly zero-downtime rollouts and ensures those requests resolve successfully.

  • Outdated clients are able to call the correct API endpoints (or React Server Actions) when new server code is published from the latest deployment.

https://vercel.com/changelog/skew-protection-is-now-generally-available

schizanon, to ai

To put this in perspective; electric bicycles are commonly regulated at no more than 500W https://www.theregister.com/2024/03/18/nvidia_turns_up_the_ai/

schizanon,

@ozeng that is not what I was saying

schizanon,

@trantion and it shuts off at 20 words per minute 😄

Techaltar, to random
@Techaltar@mas.to avatar

I tried Cowboy's new high-end bikes called the Cross
✅ Great suspension in the front & seat + fat wheels make the ride smooth as butter
✅ 50% longer lasting battery, still removable
✅ Better, integrated rear rack & light
✅ Still by far my favorite app, motor control & design
❌ 26kg!
❌ 3499 EUR starting price!

It's like the SUV of bikes. More info in The Friday Checkout.

schizanon,

@Techaltar I like those fenders!

schizanon,

@Techaltar rear rack looks like it's gonna bend the first time someone sits on it though

schizanon, to random

The only difference between someone you call "good" and someone you call "evil" is whether or not they share your interests.

jasonstcyr, to random

There are two things I have always found challenging when building interconnected systems: time zones and caching! I found this article by David Austin that really dove into the caching layers in Vercel's Edge Cache and using the Cache-Control header to adjust.

https://www.getfishtank.com/blog/what-is-vercels-edge-cache-and-what-level-of-control-do-you-have

schizanon,

@jasonstcyr special relativity at work

schizanon, to random

LOL, y'all were posting things to that you didn't want associated with your real names as if they couldn't get hacked all this time?

schizanon, to privacy

Breaking News: if you tell Glassdoor your name, they will know your name.

schizanon, to random

Don't worry everybody, doesn't display your name next to your reviews; even if they have it.

schizanon, to physics

I have this theory: there is a law of physics we haven't discovered yet that will allow us to build a bomb that can collapse the entire universe, and that's what caused the big bang.

schizanon,

@WagesOf that, or the Simpsons did it first I'm sure 😁

schizanon, to Volkswagen
schizanon,

@ratsclub I actually kinda prefer the looks of those. I had a '61 Corvair when I was a kid and the dual headlights are very similar.

schizanon,

@ratsclub never seen that one before, funky!

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