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valthonis

@valthonis@dice.camp

Autumnus Dux. Second most popular peer of the Court of Seasons. Your favorite fake Duke of your favorite real season.

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valthonis, to random
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It is wild to compare the increasingly shrill news coverage of the college protests to the on-the-ground reports I get from my kid. Really drives home that media and politicians care about what something looks like, but not what it actually is.

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Asked my son today what it was like living next to an protester-occupied lecture hall. He said “not bad, actually. They're better neighbors than the cops.”

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The final episode of Voyager!

The crew is now old. Harry Kim is now a captain rather than an ensign.

Apparently you can fly a starship through the Golden Gate bridge.

valthonis,
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@Cassandra The relative scale on starships is not something that is always depicted accurately on-screen, but that sounds about right for Voyager. She a svelte little ship.

valthonis,
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@Cassandra The big span in the middle is like... 3/4th of a mile, I think? The bridge as a whole is deceptively huge.

Anyway, I'm just nerding out. Enjoy your episode!

valthonis, to random
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Thicc dames before thicc frames.

Dealing with MTU mismatches at work. Jumbo Frames: not even once.

valthonis,
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When "they" come to haul me away, I'm either going to be ranting about MTU, DNS, or some stupid change Wizards will have made to D&D by then... 🤣

valthonis,
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@rivetgeek Jumbo D&DNS.

darth, to gaming
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Can you recognize her?

valthonis,
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@darth Is this a screenshot from Wesnoth?

valthonis,
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@darth Yes. Bad habit on my part. Curious how close you could get to the subject before you can't see the image for the pixels.

valthonis,
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@darth Oh, nah... that wasn't a request! Pardon me for the lack of clarity. This was just an idle thought from the math section of my mind. 😅

valthonis, to random
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Me: “We are having a problem with feature Y on device X. We have performed steps A through F as advised by the knowledge base. These are our observations. Please advise.”

Support: “Hi, we understand you're having a problem with device X as regards feature Y. Here is some copy pasta from the same knowledge base page with the steps you said you already performed. Please let us know if this helps!”

Me: 🤨

valthonis, to random
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After working with Juniper and Palo Alto devices for years, going back to Ciscos and their "every change you make is live instantly" bullshit feels like walking into the ocean.

valthonis, to random
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A bunch of horny plants get all freaky, and suddenly I'm fighting off a biological attack.

valthonis,
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@SJohnRoss Oh gods... that's awful.

I love it.

valthonis, to random
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Well, now that it's over I can say that I've been part of an enormous effort to move one of my employer’s physical datacenter presences to another datacenter about 25 km away. This involved months of planning, a lot of late nights, and more than a bit of stress, but I'm happy to say we seem to have pulled it off with minimal issues.

Probably the biggest infrastructure project of my career.

I would very much like to sleep for a week now. 😮‍💨

valthonis, to honkaistarrail
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These ladies are a force of nature…

valthonis, to random
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Tacking the phrase "the Elder" to the end of a name is the ancient Roman version of becoming known as "Ol' <name>"

Ol' Pliny. Ol' Cato. Ol' Drusus.

valthonis,
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@farah Dirty Bastard the Elder. 😉

valthonis, to honkaistarrail
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Honkai Star Rail players before 2.0 : Sam the Stellaron Hunter is so badassssss!

HSR players after 2.1: thirsty for Sam.

valthonis, to random
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Welp, here goes WW3.

valthonis, to random
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It is so much more fun to be a dad who accepts his kid as they are than it was being the kid of a dad who spent their energy trying to turn me into who they thought they wanted me to be.

valthonis, to random
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One of my favorite things about this place (as in the Fediverse) is that when I am engaged in conversation or commentary on what I post, I usually end up finding new cool folks to follow instead of new dipshits to add to a blocklist.

It's pretty nice.

StillIRise1963, to random
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Trump is 77. That means he’s been practicing crime for at least 73 years.

valthonis,
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@StillIRise1963 I feel like that is a conservative estimate.

valthonis,
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@StillIRise1963 Given his father's history, yes. If he didn't come out of the womb like this, he absolutely was raised to be what he is. Nature, nuture, whatever… the end result is a depraved dullard hateful man who cares for naught but himself.

valthonis, to random
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I really enjoy having discussions with my son about slang, jargon, and the development of new terms that reframe things in the perspective of the young. When I was growing up, the only reactions I ever got from my folks was disdain for "kids these days.”

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