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valthonis

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Autumnus Dux. Second most popular peer of the Court of Seasons. Your favorite fake Duke of your favorite real season.

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StillIRise1963, to random
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True story. A science teacher explained chromosomes to her students. She told them there were x chromosomes, y chromosomes and non-binary chromosomes. I’m not kidding.

valthonis,
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@StillIRise1963 That would be cool if it were true.

rivetgeek, to Powershell
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I guess my scripts for our migration might be something of a hit. We'll see how they fare with 50-ish failover clusters here in a bit, but the tests with 10 or so were smooth as silk twice earlier today. I know this doesn't sound complicated — it's just failovers amirite? — but there are stumbling blocks that have to be accounted for including network latency, SIOS mirroring, Windows pending reboots, AD, DNS...y'know all of the usual wrenches getting thrown in the gears.

valthonis,
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@rivetgeek …holy shit. 😬💪

valthonis, to random
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Oh gods... someone called running a computer homelab "suffering-as-a-service," and I may never recover from that body blow... 🤣

valthonis, to random
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"Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into the middle of a war with the groundhog in the backyard... So lets get to taking out their command, one by one.” - Me, this afternoon, in my best Zavala voice after the spouse showed me video of a groundhog ransacking the garden.

jalcine, to random
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Typescript is still the most annoying language I've worked with in the nine years I've written software. Not a long time perhaps but still consistently hair pulling.

valthonis,
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@jalcine Ngl, the friction of trying to move from JS to TS is what pushed me to take my plunge into Rust.

I realize that's not an option for everyone, though. I'm mostly just pointing out that you're not alone in your TS resistance.

atomicpoet, (edited ) to random
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Also, what even is the purpose of a beard?

From what I can tell, the benefit is that it gives me the option for another face. If I want to be mildly unrecognizable, I can just grow out my facial hair.

But other than that, I have no idea why men grow beards.

valthonis,
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@atomicpoet I maintain a beard because I like the feel of having it. It is soft, it insulates my face from both cold and being directly touched (to a degree), and it hides skin imperfections that I'd otherwise spend a lot of grooming time to obfuscate.

It's absolutely not for everyone, but I find it to be handy and worth the cost of maintenance. YMMV.

valthonis,
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@atomicpoet Ah, I see. I do wonder if it's less of an adaptation for modernity and more of a holdover in the genetic noise from our predecessors.

bitprophet, to random
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Writing a blog post! 😅

valthonis,
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@bitprophet We... we can still do that?

valthonis, to random
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How do speech impediments like lisps and such affect native speakers of tonal languages? My brain keeps insisting that using tonality to encode information is introducing a TON of ambiguity into a language, but I've also been wrong about stuff I know way more about, so…

valthonis, to random
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The amount of energy my parents' generation spent trying to scare us with the spectre of "flipping burgers for a living" really belied the degree to which they'd come to rely on the mere existence of “burger flippers" for all parts of their comfortable lifestyle.

valthonis, to random
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Boomers be like “we didn't start the fire..." while acting like I didn’t spend my entire childhood and early adult years watching them gleefully pour lighter fluid onto it at every opportunity.

valthonis, to random
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I am now an Uncle x10, which is a very strange feeling.

Half of that is from one very prolific sibling-in-law, mind, but still.

valthonis,
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@bitprophet I feel like I need a coffee mug that reads "10x Uncle” now. 🤣

valthonis, to random
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I understand why currency bills have security features (to defeat counterfeiters.) What I don't get is why so many treasuries and national banks advertise their security features. It feels like they're just telling would-be counterfeiters what new hardware to buy to pull it off.

Am I missing something?

valthonis,
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@rivetgeek @johnwsheldon So they're basically MFA, where M > 8 or something. That makes more sense.

valthonis, to random
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Never forget that a single Black president... just ONE... scared white America so much that they're wholeheartedly embracing fascism to reinforce their cultural and political hegemony.

valthonis, to random
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If I seem a little agitated tonight, allow me to illustrate:

jenniferplusplus, to random
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Reminder not to eat the rich.

The rich are apex predators, and they accumulate high concentrations of environmental toxins.

Instead, you should compost the rich

valthonis,
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@jenniferplusplus @trabern Just half a litre of billionaire spread over your vegetable garden will make for a bountiful harvest!

valthonis, to random
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It is wild to compare the increasingly shrill news coverage of the college protests to the on-the-ground reports I get from my kid. Really drives home that media and politicians care about what something looks like, but not what it actually is.

valthonis, to random
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Asked my son today what it was like living next to an protester-occupied lecture hall. He said “not bad, actually. They're better neighbors than the cops.”

Cassandra, to random
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The final episode of Voyager!

The crew is now old. Harry Kim is now a captain rather than an ensign.

Apparently you can fly a starship through the Golden Gate bridge.

valthonis,
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@Cassandra The relative scale on starships is not something that is always depicted accurately on-screen, but that sounds about right for Voyager. She a svelte little ship.

valthonis,
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@Cassandra The big span in the middle is like... 3/4th of a mile, I think? The bridge as a whole is deceptively huge.

Anyway, I'm just nerding out. Enjoy your episode!

valthonis, to random
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Thicc dames before thicc frames.

Dealing with MTU mismatches at work. Jumbo Frames: not even once.

valthonis,
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When "they" come to haul me away, I'm either going to be ranting about MTU, DNS, or some stupid change Wizards will have made to D&D by then... 🤣

valthonis,
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@rivetgeek Jumbo D&DNS.

darth, to gaming
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Can you recognize her?

valthonis,
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@darth Oh, nah... that wasn't a request! Pardon me for the lack of clarity. This was just an idle thought from the math section of my mind. 😅

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