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winter

@winter@pleroma.envs.net

entity of sorts (catfoxenbygirlthing™)
autistic and gaily spirited :3
aroace as in i don't normally feel those kinds of attraction to specific entities
part of winter is awawawawawawawawawa

call me a default jazz triad cause im minor

techbros or "ai" types or "minors dni": do NOT interact with me, you will be ignored, removed and/or blocked appropriately. otherwise you can send a follow request but if i don't already know you (i.e. we have not interacted) i probably will deny it

follow requests from woem men and transfem social will be indiscriminately denied!

#noarchive #noindex #noml ← do these actually do anything?

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you've heard of the smartphone, now try the all new scartphone!

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USB Consortium announces new, "more secure" variant of the USB-C connector: "we took great ideas from the past and brought them into the modern world"

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i am once again reminded of this absolute gem from the vcard rfc (6350)

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i love how printers have some really advanced hardware and can put ink/toner in exactly the right place on a sheet of paper down to sub-sub-millimetre accuracy...
meanwhile the software for them is some of the worst software in existence

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[loud music warning]

blobcat headbanging to "into dark" by protostar it pulsates slightly every 4 bars and also spins around during a funny synth noise

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gosh people need to stop trying to be professional and correct and just make shit instead

people who complain that my scrappy little php tools arent using the latest corpo js techbro framework can fuck right off

also maybe hot take: there is no need for all programs to be rigorous and strongly typechecked and well structured and so on. maybe if youre trying to make a big project that lots of people will use but for personal or creative projects i find this entirely useless and a waste of time

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concept: storing script state in the html elements themselves

js frameworks would have you believe that you need an extra variable to hold the count here. not so (but that's probably still a good idea tbh)

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Time to prepare for bed goodnight friends :hug3:

I leave out deep-fried memes for you all to share

winter,
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@yassie_j mmmmmm delicious tyyy

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yea i commit piracy
*hijacks ur boat and steals all ur doubloons

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cool beans innit

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so much spare space in this ssd enclosure! taking suggestions what to put there

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thats enough notifications for one day, muting thread!

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i dont get arc browser

like their whole premise is "browser that doesnt just hide away, this one has ✨style✨"

who the fuck ever said "yeah id like my browser to get more in the way actually i wanna be distracted more"

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how to measure datacentre power usage in the most unwieldy way possible

RE: https://botsin.space/@weirdunits/112338360510086444

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would be cool if fedi servers had a way to "watch" a post so that you get notified of any replies to it, even if it's not your post

like often i see posts asking for advice and im like "gee i want the answer too" but its annoying to have to check back on the post periodically

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fun fedi facts with winter!

you don't have to have a take on everything that happens. you can just Not post meta

thanks for tuning in to fun fedi facts with winter this programme was brought to you by "i have the word 'meta' silenced" edutainment ltd

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it's super nice to write web documents in xml/xslt because if there's any syntax error the server just refuses to send the page, instead of leaving it up to the browser to guess something (which is what happens with malformed html)

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you've been dethreaderated

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remember when a bunch of people with the same name (i wanna say john?) got together and boxed each other or something

we should have a fedi version of that where all the lunas get together and cuddle

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xml is so cute (controversial take?)

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concept: hypertext protocol that (optionally?*) transfers page requisites (e.g. images) directly after the page text without any extra round trips

*like there could be a user facing option to only fetch text

winter,
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oh but what if it was just gemini with a multipart response (i hate this)

20 multipart/mixed; boundary="meowmeow"
--meowmeow
Content-Type: text/gemini; lang=en

# this is the main page text
it's just gemtext
=> %%MULTIPART/1 some image or something

--meowmeow
Content-Type: image/png

[png data]
--meowmeow--

cc @alilly

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