fleur_de_LA, to HashtagGames
@fleur_de_LA@mastodon.online avatar

You are what you eat...

🥬 🦉 💧

(and fruit)
(and fruit)

Subumbral, to HashtagGames
@Subumbral@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

You put a post-it in the bathroom to remind you that you drank a lot of beet juice


HamonWry, to HashtagGames
@HamonWry@mastodon.world avatar

You attend a Trump/MAGA rally


AchesAndPains, to HashtagGames
@AchesAndPains@mstdn.social avatar

You look like this

Dr_Elizabeth97, to HashtagGames
@Dr_Elizabeth97@mastodon.social avatar

When you think about the Big Lie, you think of Jello ''salad''.


madbarrister, to HashtagGames
@madbarrister@mastodon.social avatar

You've turned A Lighter Shade of Kale


emmreef, to HashtagGames
@emmreef@mastodon.world avatar

In history class you wrote about the romaine empire


Dr_Elizabeth97, to HashtagGames
@Dr_Elizabeth97@mastodon.social avatar

You mark fiddlehead fern harvesting season on your calendar.


madbarrister, to HashtagGames
@madbarrister@mastodon.social avatar

Your head is spinaching


Slashline, to HashtagGames
@Slashline@lor.sh avatar


You know 45 brands of imitation meat, and can rank them from memory.

Dr_Elizabeth97, to HashtagGames
@Dr_Elizabeth97@mastodon.social avatar

You would never mistake the word, ''cruciferous'' for a kind of dinosaur.


dannotdaniel, to HashtagGames
@dannotdaniel@mastodon.social avatar

when you defeat fascists with a fully automatic brussel sprouts cannon


a Trump baby blimp in a diaper approaches, but is shot down with a fully automatic brussels sprouts cannon it bursts into green smoke and flames. music: DOOM E1M1 covered by 331EROCK made in Blender

noondlyt, to HashtagGames
@noondlyt@mastodon.social avatar

You know the line is "Parsley in a pear tree"


noondlyt, to HashtagGames
@noondlyt@mastodon.social avatar

There are not enough vegetable emojis to describe your joy


garthderby, to HashtagGames
@garthderby@mstdn.party avatar

“Veggie Tales” aren’t just for entertainment, they’re for life.

GayDeceiver, to HashtagGames
@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social avatar

Larry the Cucumber still has nightmares from when he met you.


AchesAndPains, to HashtagGames
@AchesAndPains@mstdn.social avatar

You eat the cucumbers they put on your eyelids at the spa 🥒

fleur_de_LA, to HashtagGames
@fleur_de_LA@mastodon.online avatar

STILL having a your/you're/yore typo despite earlier posting the game almost had this error.

😅




dannotdaniel, to HashtagGames
@dannotdaniel@mastodon.social avatar

tomatillo can you hear me


Subumbral, to HashtagGames
@Subumbral@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

Parsley is not an afterthought


andrewfeeney,
@andrewfeeney@phpc.social avatar

@Subumbral You think only of parsley continually from waking to sleeping. You are totally preoccupied with the thought of your next sprig of parsley. You consume parsley and parsley consumes you.


dannotdaniel, to HashtagGames
@dannotdaniel@mastodon.social avatar

🎶
am I evil?
Yes I yam
🤘🥔🤘


dannotdaniel, to HashtagGames
@dannotdaniel@mastodon.social avatar

when you choose onions over parfaits for all your layer analogies, everytime


Donkey, from Shrek: "I think I need a hug"

LinuxAndYarn, to HashtagGames
@LinuxAndYarn@mastodon.social avatar

You count to ... eight, nine, tenpura.


shayz0rz, to HashtagGames
@shayz0rz@mastodon.online avatar

You suddenly don't want Trix anymore…


dannotdaniel, to HashtagGames
@dannotdaniel@mastodon.social avatar

when you dream of World Peas


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