Subumbral, to HashtagGames
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Parsley is not an afterthought


andrewfeeney,
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@Subumbral You think only of parsley continually from waking to sleeping. You are totally preoccupied with the thought of your next sprig of parsley. You consume parsley and parsley consumes you.


emmreef, to HashtagGames
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🍆 you think this just means eggplant/aubergine in a text message


shayz0rz, to HashtagGames
@shayz0rz@mastodon.online avatar

You suddenly don't want Trix anymore…


dannotdaniel, to HashtagGames
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when you defeat fascists with a fully automatic brussel sprouts cannon


a Trump baby blimp in a diaper approaches, but is shot down with a fully automatic brussels sprouts cannon it bursts into green smoke and flames. music: DOOM E1M1 covered by 331EROCK made in Blender

dannotdaniel, to HashtagGames
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when you can overlook the fact that Subway's "Veggie Delite" is just a ham and cheese sub with no ham and zero fucking discount


dannotdaniel, to HashtagGames
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🎶
driving that train
high on romaine
casey jones you better
wash those swedes


Dr_Elizabeth97, to HashtagGames
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You would never mistake the word, ''cruciferous'' for a kind of dinosaur.


emmreef, to HashtagGames
@emmreef@mastodon.world avatar

This was the bouquet at your wedding


noondlyt, to HashtagGames
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You know the line is "Parsley in a pear tree"


fleur_de_LA, to HashtagGames
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You are what you eat...

🥬 🦉 💧

(and fruit)
(and fruit)

cynblogger, to HashtagGames
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You chuckle in church when the priest says, “Lettuce spray”

noondlyt, to HashtagGames
@noondlyt@mastodon.social avatar

There are not enough vegetable emojis to describe your joy


dannotdaniel, to HashtagGames
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🎶
am I evil?
Yes I yam
🤘🥔🤘


Dr_Elizabeth97, to HashtagGames
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You mark fiddlehead fern harvesting season on your calendar.


dannotdaniel, to HashtagGames
@dannotdaniel@mastodon.social avatar

when you choose onions over parfaits for all your layer analogies, everytime


Donkey, from Shrek: "I think I need a hug"

LinuxAndYarn, to HashtagGames
@LinuxAndYarn@mastodon.social avatar

You count to ... eight, nine, tenpura.


GayDeceiver, to HashtagGames
@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social avatar

Larry the Cucumber still has nightmares from when he met you.


dannotdaniel, to HashtagGames
@dannotdaniel@mastodon.social avatar

tomatillo can you hear me


Dr_Elizabeth97, to HashtagGames
@Dr_Elizabeth97@mastodon.social avatar

When you think about the Big Lie, you think of Jello ''salad''.


dannotdaniel, to HashtagGames
@dannotdaniel@mastodon.social avatar

HyperCarrotosis 🥕🥕🥕


Subumbral, to HashtagGames
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You put a post-it in the bathroom to remind you that you drank a lot of beet juice


HamonWry, to HashtagGames
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You attend a Trump/MAGA rally


dannotdaniel, to HashtagGames
@dannotdaniel@mastodon.social avatar

when you dream of World Peas


garthderby, to HashtagGames
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“Veggie Tales” aren’t just for entertainment, they’re for life.
#SignsYouAreAddictedToVegetables
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