dannotdaniel, to HashtagGames
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when you defeat fascists with a fully automatic brussel sprouts cannon


a Trump baby blimp in a diaper approaches, but is shot down with a fully automatic brussels sprouts cannon it bursts into green smoke and flames. music: DOOM E1M1 covered by 331EROCK made in Blender

shayz0rz, to HashtagGames
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You suddenly don't want Trix anymore…


Subumbral, to HashtagGames
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Parsley is not an afterthought


emmreef, to HashtagGames
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🍆 you think this just means eggplant/aubergine in a text message


Subumbral, to HashtagGames
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You put a post-it in the bathroom to remind you that you drank a lot of beet juice


Dr_Elizabeth97, to HashtagGames
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When you think about the Big Lie, you think of Jello ''salad''.


fleur_de_LA, to HashtagGames
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You are what you eat...

🥬 🦉 💧

(and fruit)
(and fruit)

HamonWry, to HashtagGames
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You attend a Trump/MAGA rally


garthderby, to HashtagGames
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“Veggie Tales” aren’t just for entertainment, they’re for life.

dannotdaniel, to HashtagGames
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🎶
driving that train
high on romaine
casey jones you better
wash those swedes


GayDeceiver, to HashtagGames
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Larry the Cucumber still has nightmares from when he met you.


dannotdaniel, to HashtagGames
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when you can overlook the fact that Subway's "Veggie Delite" is just a ham and cheese sub with no ham and zero fucking discount


Dr_Elizabeth97, to HashtagGames
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You mark fiddlehead fern harvesting season on your calendar.


noondlyt, to HashtagGames
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There are not enough vegetable emojis to describe your joy


noondlyt, to HashtagGames
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You know the line is "Parsley in a pear tree"


Dr_Elizabeth97, to HashtagGames
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You would never mistake the word, ''cruciferous'' for a kind of dinosaur.


Slashline, to HashtagGames
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You know 45 brands of imitation meat, and can rank them from memory.

emmreef, to HashtagGames
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In history class you wrote about the romaine empire


madbarrister, to HashtagGames
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AchesAndPains, to HashtagGames
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You eat the cucumbers they put on your eyelids at the spa 🥒

fleur_de_LA, to HashtagGames
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STILL having a your/you're/yore typo despite earlier posting the game almost had this error.

😅




madbarrister, to HashtagGames
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You've turned A Lighter Shade of Kale


AchesAndPains, to HashtagGames
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dannotdaniel, to HashtagGames
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when you dream of World Peas


LinuxAndYarn, to HashtagGames
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You count to ... eight, nine, tenpura.


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