JenMsft

JenMsft, 5 months ago to random

How QR codes are made:

It's a gif with someone generating a qr code by playing tetris with the black parts (so laying down each black tetris piece one by one, badly)

JenMsft, 9 months ago to random

Loading bars explained:

JenMsft, 4 months ago to random

Unboxing your new graphics cat

JenMsft, 1 month ago to random

"Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke"

"Hi, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"

"Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke"

"OK, I'll tell a TCP joke"

"OK, tell me a TCP joke"

"Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?"

"Yes, I'm ready for a TCP joke"

"I'm sorry, your connection has timed out"

JenMsft, 5 months ago to random

You are a strong, independent cat. You've got this

JenMsft, 4 months ago to random

async await async await async await async await
in the function, the mighty function, the child thread sleeps tonight 🎵

JenMsft, 5 months ago to random

"You've worked in tech for more than a decade" I whisper to myself as I flip the USB around for the third time trying to get it to go in

JenMsft, 7 months ago to random

Why were they all like this 😂

JenMsft, 4 months ago to random

Time to go back to work

JenMsft, 6 months ago to animals

They're purebread cats

#Caturday #CatsOfMastodon

JenMsft, 11 months ago to random

Any salad can be a caesar salad if you stab it enough

JenMsft, 4 months ago to random

Legacy code

JenMsft, 4 months ago to random

😂

You swipe to the other image attached in the reddit post. The button "view in your room" has been clicked, and the picture is of that. The processor sits on a carpeted floor of what is presumably your room. Thanks, I guess?

JenMsft, 3 months ago to programming

Frontend vs Backend

#Programming

The previous crossstitching work (with the bear) flipped over, and so now it shows the chaotic mess of strings in the back that were used to make the art

JenMsft, 2 months ago to random

The existence of domestic housewife implies somewhere out there there's a herd of feral housewives

Happy #InternationalWomensDay 🥂

JenMsft, 4 months ago to random

Where can you store all your dad jokes? In a dadabase

JenMsft, 4 months ago to random

Cereal port

JenMsft, 8 months ago to random

Did you see that databases movie? I hear they're planning a SQL

JenMsft, 8 months ago to random

JenMsft, 7 months ago to random

🥲

JenMsft, 3 months ago to windows

Random #windows tip -

If you restart your PC using the command "shutdown -t 0 -g", it will reopen the apps you had open before the reboot (the ones that support it at least)

JenMsft, 1 month ago to random

Look at the clock
Meeting will start in 10 minutes

Look at the clock
Meeting will start in 9 minutes

Look at the clock
Meeting will start in 8 minutes

Okay, I'll just check up on this one quick thing....

Look at the clock
Meeting started 5 minutes ago

JenMsft, 3 months ago to random

JenMsft, 27 days ago to random

What do we want?

The ability to focus!

When do we want it?

Can you repeat the question?

JenMsft, 18 days ago to windows

Did you know if you're working in the #Windows command line you can use clip to pipe the output of your command to the clipboard? 👀

For example, you can do this in cmd if you want to copy and paste the info somewhere else (rather than manually having to select the output to copy it):

systeminfo | clip