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MatthewChat

@MatthewChat@mstdn.social

Retired curmudgeon, still curmudgeoning.

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MatthewChat, to Astronomy
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Every time. #aurora #eclipse #astronomy

MatthewChat, to random
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People that have side effects from lasik surgery. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/apr/18/lasik-laser-eye-surgery

rjblaskiewicz, to random
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Am packing. Cats exploring and doing quality control checks of the boxes very helpfully.

MatthewChat,
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@rjblaskiewicz might want to do a head count when you are done. https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/30/us/cat-shipped-amazon-box/index.html

MatthewChat, to Humor
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😜 #cincodemayo #humor

idoubtit, to StrangeTimes
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Chunk of ice from plane smashes through roof of home in England

It's still not clear why this happens. But it's likely planes in most cases.

https://www.farnhamherald.com/news/homeowners-near-miss-as-chunk-of-ice-from-plane-smashes-into-farnham-house-685639

MatthewChat,
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@idoubtit It's small chunks from the wings, but there are probably spots where it can accumulate to larger chunks. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQSxjHt_NOU

MatthewChat, to random
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MatthewChat, to random
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@show 😜

MatthewChat, to random
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MatthewChat, to threads
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now bigger than in the USA. Billionaire nasty pouty fit in 3... 2... 1...

MatthewChat,
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https://www.businessinsider.com/meta-threads-more-daily-us-users-twitter-elon-musk-x-2024-4/

MatthewChat, to journalism
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MatthewChat, to random
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@show 1 hour is 25 cents. :ablobcatgooglymlemjumping:

shoq, to random
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The new Atlas robot from Boston Dynamics. The first generation used awkward hydraulics to control the body parts. This is now all electric. Just mechanically speaking, these machines will soon be far superior to humans for most physical tasks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29ECwExc-_M

MatthewChat,
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@shoq at the low low price of only $289,000. Early adopter pricing now in effect.
Prices go up to $399,000 soon! Order today! Free chess playing program with every order.

MatthewChat, to random
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@starstryder Don't leave your door open.

MatthewChat, to random
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An ad of the Voters Against featured his legal issues. In the ad, an actor admits to real employers of facing 88 accounts, an accusation of stealing government secrets and being liable of The employers said he won't be hired after a full background check. The ad then ends stating that if Trump is a big liability to work even in a mall, then he is too big of a liability to be president.
https://www.rawstory.com/trump-criminal-record/

MatthewChat, to random
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Clever. Restaurant menu folded and printed to look like a dropped wallet on the street.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5PCwvrv5v3/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

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Great news for Arizonans who could die of ectopic pregnancies! https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/elections/2024/04/17/kari-lake-1864-abortion-law-arizona/73352962007/

MatthewChat,
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@lolgop Travel 3 hours for a procedure? She is utterly clueless. The average ambulance ride is around $1300. For a 3 hour transport, it would bankrupt the average person. https://www.verywellhealth.com/why-an-ambulance-costs-so-much-4093846

MatthewChat,
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@PJ_Evans @lolgop yeah, that will work. The woman would probably die on the way, screaming in pain.

“If the fertilized egg continues to grow in the fallopian tube, it can cause the tube to rupture. Heavy bleeding inside the abdomen is likely. Symptoms of this life-threatening event include extreme lightheadedness, fainting and shock”

MatthewChat, to nyc
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People that believe in signs from God have been saying better shape up because of the that affected them. The earthquake was actually centered on the Golf Club in Bedminster, NJ, where Ivana is buried.🤣

Picture of TV set showing the earthquake coverage. Chyron message at the bottom says "4.8 mag earthquake confirmed in NJ. 2.0 Mag aftershock reported in Bedminster"

MatthewChat, to italy
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's Mt. is blowing smoke rings because of it's circular vent. https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-europe-68752290

closeup picture of two Mt. Etna smoke rings.

MatthewChat, to random
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@show

MatthewChat, to earthquake
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There was a 4.8 magnitude in this morning. I didn't feel it. ☹️

idoubtit, to random
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I spent a good part of today killing fungus gnats that are flying in my face while I work. They are a SCOURGE!!! And it's not even warm out yet but they are in the house, making me crazy invading my plants.

MatthewChat,
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@idoubtit I'm having an ant invasion right now too.

MatthewChat, to Dog
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Cool job for a .

MatthewChat, to Law
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Incredible story.

https://www.cbc.ca/radio/q/monday-feb-24-2020-nicholas-pinnock-crystal-pite-and-more-1.5471246/the-incredible-true-story-behind-for-life-50-cent-s-new-show-about-a-wrongful-conviction-1.5471250

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