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RickiTarr

@RickiTarr@beige.party

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RickiTarr, to random
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Anniversary Update, hubs gave me this, and I'm crying:

This is a long list of reasons why hubs loves me and it won't all fit in this!

Alice,
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@RickiTarr 😂 you enjoy great message.

His commitment to the bit is top notch. I love you two as a two so much. Happy Anniversary, Ricki Tarr and Mr. Ricki Tarr!

KatM,
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@RickiTarr My friend, anyone married has been through some shit together. People who say they’ve never had an argument is either not standing up for themselves or has a spouse they don’t see often. 😘

tanyakaroli,
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@RickiTarr truly does! So much power in having those shared memories of good and not so good times, and knowing you have each others’ backs.
Happy Anniversary! 💐🥂

arnoldgerritsen,
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@RickiTarr
No better experience in marriage than drowning and make it to the surface together.

RickiTarr, to random
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Today is my 21st wedding anniversary. On our first wedding anniversary, we were pretty broke, so hubs made me homemade coupons for massages, but he spelled it wrong, so I got a handful of printed out coupons for 1 Hour of Messages. So, every year since I get something like this:

Sir_Osis_of_Liver,
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@RickiTarr

"Up next on the BBC World Service, a massage from the Swedish prime minister..."

Happy Anniversary! Enjoy your message!🙂

Yorkshiregeek,
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@RickiTarr I love this, This is 1, the type of typo I'd make 2, I'd make a running joke of it

Itchy,
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@RickiTarr
Any excuse for pillow talk.

mentallyalex,
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@RickiTarr happy anniversary. I hope he uses all the right words.

qurlyjoe,
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@RickiTarr
And many happy returns of the day. You’re now legal (in the US) to drink on your anniversary. 🥂

wendinoakland,
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@RickiTarr Happy legal anniversary! 🥂

RickiTarr, to random
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When the Soviet Union was falling apart Gorbachev had one thing on his mind, Who killed Laura Palmer?!

courtcan,
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@RickiTarr "Diane, if you ever get up this way, that cherry pie is worth a stop."

raf,
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@RickiTarr

The part that gets me is President Bush hears this request from Gorbachev and instead of brushing it off thinks “I got you bro!”

RickiTarr, to random
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What if you were allowed to put any picture/text on any book cover. What is your book choice and what picture/text would you choose?

Ridiculous Example:

Kierkegaanks,
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@RickiTarr obviously

ccdudley85,
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@RickiTarr

davew,
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@RickiTarr

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davew,
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@RickiTarr

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toxy,
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@RickiTarr Ten Years to Save the West by Liz Truss. The photo would be from when I had a terrible case of haemorrhoids years back and managed a rather good picture with my iPhone in case I needed to show my doctor. A warning to anyone that fancies hacking my iCloud. Do it, I dare you. I double dare you hacky-bastards!

FiveSeventeen,
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@Kierkegaanks

Personally I'd have picked "Confederacy of Dunces" for this cover....

@RickiTarr

adhdeanasl,
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@RickiTarr

Kierkegaanks,
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@RickiTarr

Nickiquote,
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@RickiTarr Le Morte D’Arthur

RickiTarr, to random
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Check out my ridiculous outfit! It looks like they made Saved By The Bell a dress!

ferricoxide,

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Now you need to get one with this slathered all over it:

18Rabbit,
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@RickiTarr Pretty sure my high school used that as a pattern for the ‘86 yearbook cover.

YakyuNightOwl,
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@RickiTarr quietly puts neon trim on your windshield wipers

ItsThatDeafGuy,
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@RickiTarr there is definitely a Swatch watch that will perfectly compliment that.

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