crocs enthusiast, girl mom, cat lady #ADHD #TeamOrca
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BlackenedGreen, 1 month ago to random Let's get a box of wine and take the van down to the beach
Let's get a box of wine and take the van down to the beach
Stoned_Deva_, 1 month ago @BlackenedGreen cool, I'm in.
@BlackenedGreen cool, I'm in.
Stoned_Deva_, 1 month ago @BlackenedGreen Melanie's toes on his glass lol
@BlackenedGreen
Melanie's toes on his glass lol
Stoned_Deva_, 2 months ago to random Put myself "out there" so often that I'm now hurdling into space
Put myself "out there" so often that I'm now hurdling into space
StefanThinks, 1 month ago to random Is 47 too late to become the sleeveless shirt guy?
Is 47 too late to become the sleeveless shirt guy?
Stoned_Deva_, 1 month ago @StefanThinks is 47 too old to become the tank top avi gal?
@StefanThinks is 47 too old to become the tank top avi gal?
the_etrain, 1 month ago to random @Stoned_Deva_ 🔥 new avi!
@Stoned_Deva_ 🔥 new avi!
Stoned_Deva_, 1 month ago @the_etrain yes, I got bored and thought I'd try something new. 🙂
@the_etrain yes, I got bored and thought I'd try something new. 🙂
Stoned_Deva_, 1 month ago @the_etrain awww, lol. Send me a selfie and I'll make you cute too. (Before my 7-day trial runs out)
@the_etrain awww, lol. Send me a selfie and I'll make you cute too. (Before my 7-day trial runs out)
Stoned_Deva_, 1 month ago @the_etrain I meant CUTER!
@the_etrain I meant CUTER!
Stoned_Deva_, 1 month ago to random Happy Selena Day! 💃
Happy Selena Day! 💃
Stoned_Deva_, 1 month ago to random When you work from home, every day is #Caturday.
When you work from home, every day is #Caturday.
Saltssaltgirl, 2 months ago to random Student: Are you mad that I came in with an ankle monitor? Me: Mad? No. Sad...yes, but happy too. S: Why sad? M: Because you didn't make the best choices and that earned you some new ankle weights. S: You right. Why happy? M:Because you're alive and can make better choices next time. I'd rather go to your hearing, than your funeral. S: (Silent) (hugs me and goes back to class)
Student: Are you mad that I came in with an ankle monitor?
Me: Mad? No. Sad...yes, but happy too.
S: Why sad?
M: Because you didn't make the best choices and that earned you some new ankle weights.
S: You right. Why happy?
M:Because you're alive and can make better choices next time. I'd rather go to your hearing, than your funeral.
S: (Silent) (hugs me and goes back to class)
Stoned_Deva_, 2 months ago @Saltssaltgirl 🥹
@Saltssaltgirl 🥹
Stoned_Deva_, 2 months ago to random Legs for days
Legs for days
Stoned_Deva_, 2 months ago @DemocracySpot Hi Eddie 😘
@DemocracySpot Hi Eddie 😘
msquebanh, 2 months ago to random #FuckTheUSA #USATerroristNation #RacistUSA #USAViolenceAddiction #USAFundsGenocide https://youtu.be/2BBgOlfSLQI?si=hKsT945NSUyFpD2f
#FuckTheUSA #USATerroristNation #RacistUSA #USAViolenceAddiction #USAFundsGenocide
https://youtu.be/2BBgOlfSLQI?si=hKsT945NSUyFpD2f
Stoned_Deva_, 2 months ago @msquebanh this song takes me straight back to dancing Flygirls! 💃💪
@msquebanh this song takes me straight back to dancing Flygirls! 💃💪
Stoned_Deva_, 2 months ago @msquebanh I remember this one 😅
@msquebanh I remember this one 😅
BlackAzizAnansi, 2 months ago to random What is your position on homies over hoes?
What is your position on homies over hoes?
Stoned_Deva_, 2 months ago @BlackAzizAnansi what constitutes a "hoe"... some fucked up terminology first of all.
@BlackAzizAnansi what constitutes a "hoe"... some fucked up terminology first of all.
Stoned_Deva_, 2 months ago to random Oh, you're polyamorous. Lol, I can barely stand people that only like me.
Oh, you're polyamorous. Lol, I can barely stand people that only like me.
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Stoned_Deva_, 2 months ago @cpoliticditto love this for her! 🌈🤍🐶🏆💎 She'll be chasing this high forever. Trust me, I know. 🦄
@cpoliticditto love this for her! 🌈🤍🐶🏆💎
She'll be chasing this high forever. Trust me, I know. 🦄
Stoned_Deva_, 2 months ago to random Mom got a good shot. This was in Murphy, just northeast of Dallas.
Mom got a good shot. This was in Murphy, just northeast of Dallas.
Stoned_Deva_, 2 months ago to random Just realized my soon-to-be 25yo brother is reaching that questionable "do I even like my family" phase. Grow tf up! No one likes their family.
Just realized my soon-to-be 25yo brother is reaching that questionable "do I even like my family" phase. Grow tf up! No one likes their family.
Stoned_Deva_, 2 months ago to random Tell me again why we can't have Kamala!
Tell me again why we can't have Kamala!
Stoned_Deva_, 2 months ago to random Bass in your face, not an eight track https://songwhip.com/public-enemy/cant-truss-it
Bass in your face, not an eight track https://songwhip.com/public-enemy/cant-truss-it
Stoned_Deva_, 2 months ago to random Raise your hand if you've ever bought, used, or even have a mental picture of a dental dam.
Raise your hand if you've ever bought, used, or even have a mental picture of a dental dam.
Stoned_Deva_, 2 months ago to random It's that special time of night when I realize that I forgot to eat dinner.
It's that special time of night when I realize that I forgot to eat dinner.
Stoned_Deva_, 2 months ago @msquebanh will do 🫡😘
@msquebanh will do 🫡😘
Stoned_Deva_, 2 months ago to random Buying plants is a gateway drug.
Buying plants is a gateway drug.
