Stoned_Deva_

Stoned_Deva_, 3 months ago to random

Initially read the news as Eric Cartman. Feeling much better now. #ripericcarmen

Stoned_Deva_, 3 months ago to random

Some might call it a failure to commit, but I prefer to think of it as successfully recognizing red flags.

Lana, 3 months ago to random

Let's make a list of awesome women to follow for #internationalwomensday .

Leave your suggestions and I'll add them here.

I'll start things off with

@lisa
@Stoned_Deva_
@GottaLaff
@Alice
@RickiTarr
@rooster

Stoned_Deva_, 3 months ago to random

Happy International Bad Bitches Day to all who celebrate.
https://songwhip.com/dream-wife/fuu

Stoned_Deva_, 3 months ago to random

The Giving Tree is my favorite book about how with age, you realize just how idiotic your life choices have been.

Stoned_Deva_, 3 months ago to random

Discovered in nature

Thick patch of moss of the forest floor

Stoned_Deva_, 3 months ago to random

Mood... where's my lip GLOSS?!
https://open.spotify.com/track/7eFp6keZKpYu6xlNj1NZ3d?si=pJCy6FrCRqO0Pdq4O45-Mg

Stoned_Deva_, 3 months ago to random

Me: I should probably get to bed at a decent hour.

Also me: Watches "Outlander" in bed til 2am again

Stoned_Deva_, 3 months ago to random

A white elephant gift exchange, but everyone's required to bring a t-shirt with an image of their crying face on it.

Office x-mas party this year gonna be lit.

the_etrain, 3 months ago to random

So, I've come up with many many movie mash-ups. A sane person would say a truly unhealthy amount. So, we'll do several rounds of voting, then pit the finalists against each other in the ultimate round.

Stoned_Deva_, 3 months ago to random

Urban dictionary implies the existence of a rural dictionary.

Stoned_Deva_, 3 months ago to random

I don't know who needs to hear this but when you dis Dre, you dis yourself

the_etrain, 3 months ago to random

Got fired for dropping beets at the borscht factory.

Stoned_Deva_, 4 months ago to random

Friday vibes

Stoned_Deva_, 1 year ago to random

[being murdered]
There are wet wipes in my purse.

Stoned_Deva_, 7 months ago to random

*checks notifications

Yay! Another poll ending lol

Stoned_Deva_, 4 months ago to random

The CDC recommends you guard your grill, knuckle up.

the_etrain, 4 months ago to random

I stopped lying about the size of my penis after Subway got sued for coming up a couple of inches short on their footlongs.

the_etrain, 4 months ago to random

Due to my recent illness, I'm canceling the 24 hour livestream of me doing the Cupid Shuffle.

Stoned_Deva_, 4 months ago to random

You say I'm not the romantic type like I didn't write this poem for you on a tiny piece of candy.

DemocracySpot, 4 months ago to movies

🎬 At the turn of the century in San Francisco, I watched P.T. Anderson's MAGNOLIA in a theater, then bought another ticket and saw it again. I haven't screened the movie in in 25 years and am excited to see it tonight.

✂️ 2:36 HD trailer plays in the post.

#Movies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYTqhmzROko

Stoned_Deva_, 4 months ago to random

Build something together? Pssh... in this economy!