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apicultor

@apicultor@hachyderm.io

In a sense, I am a beekeeper, hence the username.

I work in the rail industry trying to secure all the things: tons of legacy infrastructure which is now being networked.

Never forget: there is no cloud, there is only other people's computers.

I break shit for fun. Sometimes I even fix it afterwards!

They say that "life is what happens while we're busy making other plans", and they're right; tot i que la vida m'ha allunyat de Catalunya, tinc moltes ganes de tornar a casa.

Geek. Aspie. Poly.

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jon, to random
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Deutsche Bahn is introducing transparent noise protection walls

https://www.deutschebahn.com/de/presse/pressestart_zentrales_uebersicht/Mehr-Durchblick-weniger-Laerm-DB-entwickelt-innovative-transparente-Schallschutzwaende-12861336?trk=feed_main-feed-card_feed-article-content

But what’s missing?

Graffiti

It covers every sound protection wall everywhere in Germany. Perhaps these transparent walls are a little easier to clean? We can hope..?

apicultor,
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@jon >But what’s missing? Graffiti

Methinks we won't be waiting long... 😂

luckytran, to random
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An NPR reporter collected samples of raw milk from 4 farms in Texas, and asked a USDA-authorized lab to test for bird flu. The lab refused to do it, because the farms wouldn't give them permission to test, even though permission isn't required. Wow.

https://www.npr.org/2024/05/15/1251647612/a-bird-flu-outbreak-among-dairy-cows-sparks-new-warnings-about-unpasteurized-mil

apicultor,
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@luckytran Sounds like they should name and shame the lab, and then give the samples to one who will.

koalie, (edited ) to random
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RIP Laurence Victoria Taranto Mercier

My mum passed away on Thursday 25 April 2024. She was found on Monday 29 April. She died in her bed, in her sleep, and didn’t suffer. I don’t remember when I last spoke to her. Probably over a year ago. The last time I wrote about her, 8 months ago, to put into words that I had finally given up hope to get along with her, we had stopped speaking to each other 6 or so months prior.

https://blog.koalie.net/2024/05/12/rip-laurence-victoria-taranto-mercier/

apicultor,
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@koalie I'm sorry for your loss.

kwf, to random
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Fun demo of the difference that galvanizing makes. The left stack of nails are bright finish, where the right stack are galvanized, so the zinc kept them from rusting when I left them out overnight

apicultor,
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@kwf They only galvanize the top half?!

jon, to random
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Ha

If only my knowledge of EU law had the desired impact this fast every time 🙂

My father wanted to pay a EDF French electricity bill from a Belgian bank account, and was told that this was not possible because the bank was outside France

I formulated a stern email to EDF for him, in French, stipulating this was not allowed as a reason within the Single European Payment Area (SEPA), and within a few hours they relented in a grovelling email!

apicultor,
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@jon Whenever I have experienced IBAN discrimination in France, I have sent this PDF and they have changed their tune right quick.

May it serve you (and your father) well.

https://www.economie.gouv.fr/files/files/directions_services/dgccrf/presse/communique/2021/CP-CNPS-DGCCRF.PDF

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apicultor,
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@GrapheneOS Has it been entirely remediated since it was written in 2021?

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“Kon­trollen an deut­scher Grenze sind rechts­widrig”

Interessanter Fall. Nicht zuletzt, weil der betreffende Wissenschaftler die gleiche Frage (Maßnahme um eine Identitätskontrolle oder eine Grenzkontrolle?) verwendet, die ich seit Jahren benutze.

https://www.lto.de/recht/hintergruende/h/vg-muenchen-m23k223422-grenzkontrolle-zug-deutschland-oesterreich-rechtswidrig/

apicultor,
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@jon But will anything actually change?

jon, to random
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Trying to help a friend get from Madrid to Paris 8 June. And I want to 😭

€122 for the best timed TGV train to Paris €97 is the cheapest
Cheapest flights from €43
Other flights €54 - €74

apicultor,
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@jon Don't forget to add a few euro in Madrid and at least twelve in Paris to actually get back into the city.

If you are booking very close to departure, then the price isn't great either way.

Did you look at Madrid-Lyon via Renfe and then a Freccia or Ouigo from there to Paris?

apicultor, to random
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You're curious. Admit it. @reecemartintransit @jon

apicultor, to Matrix
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apicultor, to random
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@AbandonedAmerica I bet you'd get along well with Troy Paiva.

https://lostamerica.com/

ldodds, to random
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Turns out you don't get a great frame rate when you try to run Doom on checks notes E.coli.

https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/you-can-play-doom-using-gut-bacteria-but-the-framerate-is-atrocious

apicultor,
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@ldodds The site you are linking to (rockpapershotgun[.]com) forces tracking cookies unless you pay, which is absolutely illegal in the EU.

Here's another source that isn't user-hostile; I suggest you replace the link in your post with it:
https://www.destructoid.com/phd-student-doom-running-on-cells-video/

apicultor, to random
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Excellent post by @cks regarding how quickly boxes get probed after having their FQDNs included in a Certificate Transparency log (aka having a TLS certificate issued for them):

https://utcc.utoronto.ca/~cks/space/blog/web/WebProbeSpeedNewTLSCertificate

Lively discussion on Hacker News too:
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=38620927

This is actually why I use only wildcard certificates when possible — not for security by obscurity, but why stick your head out of the trench and call attention to yourself when you don't have to?

Moosader, to random
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I feel bad that I spent $6 on pre-cut fruit at the grocery store my last trip, but here I am eating fruit for once instead of letting whole fruits just rot in the fridge. :/

apicultor,
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@TomF @Moosader One day, you should walk into a French grocery store and see just how big the cheese section is and how good (almost all of) it is compared to nearly anything you can find in North America. It will ruin North American "cheese" for you forever.

And on your way out, stop by a boulangerie and get a "baguette tradition".

THEN go to a fromager (just like a butcher, but cheese) and you won't even want the cheese from the French grocery store.

I... I don't even have words.

apicultor, to random
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@ChrisPirillo It's neat to cross paths with you again.

(Disk is cheap, as they say.)

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apicultor, to Cybersecurity
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The third annual ERA/ENISA conference is underway in sunny Athens. Your correspondent is attending in person.

Fingers crossed that UNIFE doesn't get their way! 🤞🏼

https://www.era.europa.eu/content/3rd-era-enisa-conference-cybersecurity-railways

(Pictures courtesy of ERA.)

So many people. Sold out with a waiting list!
ERA/ENISA Collaboration

apicultor, to random
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@jon WTF is up with ÖBB's Nightjet timetable for December?

apicultor, to Signal
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@unifiedpush I love the concept of UnifiedPush, and indeed I use it with Element on with no Google anything installed (and thus no Google-powered push notifications).

However, Signal's push notifications work flawlessly on this same device, so clearly they handle their own notifications (and do a good job of it).

So, other than , what's the benefit to the end user of Molly over ?

apicultor, to random
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@jon Do you have some time on the afternoon of the 19th? ERA Interop session looks interesting.

https://www.era.europa.eu/content/11th-era-budapest-workshop

apicultor, to random
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@soatok I found this super helpful, thank you!

https://soatok.blog/2022/12/29/what-we-do-in-the-etc-shadow-cryptography-with-passwords

You might want to update it to reflect that Bitwarden now supports Argon2id as of v2023.2.0:
https://bitwarden.com/help/kdf-algorithms/

apicultor, to random
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Real shit right here. Mad fuckin' props to both you and your wife, @0x00string

https://infosec.exchange/@0x00string/111061491707388395

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If musicians were devs:

"I'm a Fender Stratocaster player, with 10 years' experience playing major chords, minor chords, 7th chords,, the major scale in A, E and D, the blues scale in A, E and D (see my leetnote and shredderrank profiles for all the scales and chords I know). My tech stack experience includes Marshall Plexi and JCM amps, BOSS Blues Driver (BD-2), EHX Memory Man, BOSS Chorus CE-2, Dunlop Cry Baby.

What kind of music do I play? I'm sorry. I don't understand the question."

apicultor,
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@dabeaz @jasongorman >What about rests? Can you play rests?

JOHN CAGE JOINS THE CHAT

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